He said that he was Lao Tzu, I must not believe it, bullied me stupidly, but how can I be so easy to deceive? Everyone claims to be Lao Tzu, then maybe I am still the Emperor Zhenwu!

But I can't debunk him and listen to what he has to say. This bull's nose is full of weirdness, and I still find out his intentions before I think about it.

So, I took a deep breath and sat down slowly. Neither humble nor arrogant.

"You know the identity of the poor Dao, and you don't even kneel and kowtow?"

"Back to the real person, I've already knocked it in the morning. "I'm not in a mess.

The old Taoist priest blew his beard and glared at me, but he was helpless against me. Asked me, "I'm all confused by you, what did you just say?"

"Say you're Lao Tzu. I replied earnestly.

"Hmm. Since Wang Chongyang used the Big Dipper Seven Star Array to disrupt the dynasty's qi, it was naturally a big mess in the world. Dynasties change frequently, and it is rare for the common people to be safe in troubled times. Oh, it's all my sin. The old Taoist priest sighed.

"What's the matter with me, why are you killing me?" I suddenly reacted.

"It's not just about you, it's about you. The old Taoist priest sold Guanzi: "Do you know why you traveled to the end of the Han Dynasty?"

"I don't know, I wanted to go to the Tang Dynasty to see the concubine ......take a bath," I replied truthfully.

"This can only mean that something very serious has happened, that is, there is a problem with the Big Dipper Seven Star Array. But this formation will not have problems in crossing the era, it can only be a change of dynasties and another problem. ”

"What's the problem?"

"You're where you shouldn't be, maybe history has changed. Remember what I said, there must be cause and effect, and of course, with your IQ, you don't have to worry about cause and effect. To put it simply, it is the history of the late Han Dynasty that has changed, and you must know that once history changes, the disasters for future generations are endless. For example, a person surnamed Zhao died on the battlefield one day, and then that dynasty would not exist, maybe the surname of the Son of Heaven was Liu, and the surname was Wang, but it was definitely not surnamed Zhao. Do you understand?"

"That's why you're here?"

"Exactly. Since the chaos is caused by me, I cannot stand idly by. In this dynasty, someone wants to rewrite history, hehe, then you have to ask me if I agree. ”

"That's why you're going to kill me?"

"You shouldn't have come. It's good to marry a daughter-in-law if you have nothing to do, it's very fatal to cross indiscriminately......"

"Then you're not going to kill me now?"

"Well, I suddenly changed my mind. Or there is the possibility that it was not you who changed history, but it was you who joined in to put history on the right track. Heaven is impermanent, but it has regularity, and its self-healing ability is not bad. ”

"Why bother with such trouble, since the luck of the Great Han is gone, wouldn't it be better for you to send someone to replace it like you did when you replaced the Qin Dynasty?"

"It's so easy to say! In fact, by the time Heavenly Court found out about this, it was already too late. Emperor Bai went out to play against Fu Lushou Samsung some time ago, this time it is a year, as the saying goes, one day in the sky and one year in the ground, I don't know if I have come back now......"

I waterfall sweat.

"That's why the poor Dao was reincarnated, and he came to the mortal world to repair the loopholes with his flesh and blood. This time has been more than 100 years. ”

I was secretly speechless, and secretly said in my heart: "This old way has a nose and eyes, could it be that this is true?"

I had to lie to him: "Senior, many days ago, I found a book of heaven in a secret room in the mountain behind the Mo family. It reads: Heaven and earth are unkind, and all things are used as dogs, but I am the way of heaven to save all people from fire and water!

"Hey! Back then, I became an immortal, laughing at the sons of a hundred schools of thought, thinking that the whole world is actually the only Taoist one! So I made a joke with the sons of a hundred schools, but I was unexpectedly discovered by you, I was really young and frivolous, and the past should not be mentioned again!"

"Wayward......" I fainted and fell to the ground.

"So what do I do now?"

"You've got to make you strong enough to influence events. Remember my words, if history changes, then the world you are familiar with will no longer exist, your master may not exist, and even more terrifyingly, there may not even be you......"

I listened to him, my left eyelid jumped wildly, and I had already scolded this old man who had been stabbed a thousand times a hundred times in my heart, stabbing such a big man...... But this is already the case, and no one is powerless to change it, so they have to accept their fate.

"Don't hide it from the seniors, the juniors plan to retire here in Nanshan, and I have to bother your old man to vacate two bedrooms for me. I said.

"Okay, stay for a few days, and I'll instruct you in both martial arts. Lao Dao agreed.

"I want to live permanently, the rivers and lakes under the mountains are sinister, and I will never go again......"

"Nonsense!" the old Taoist priest suddenly became angry, "If you dare not go, I will kill you now!"

"You...... How can you be so irritable and shout and kill every day?" I said in surprise.

"Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable, I'm not all angry with you......"

"Is this still negotiable?"

"Not negotiable!"

“...... Okay, then let's study what magic skills you can teach me?"

"Poor Dao is actually best at sleeping, and he has a lot of experience in the 'Big Dream Spring and Autumn Festival'. ”

"You're not kidding me......"

"Taoist priests don't speak......"

"Then I'll sleep for a while. ”

Not long after, Xu Qianxue bought wine and meat and came back. She was worried about my safety, but she was sweating profusely. I wiped her with my sleeve, and Xu Qianxue smiled at me.

I don't know when, the old Taoist priest has already nibbled on the chicken leg, so he gnawed and said: "Boy, you are really lucky, where did you deceive such a flower-like girl to come back, it makes people feel distressed to look at it." It's really rare to fight with Poor Dao just now, and to fight hard for you!"

"Senior, otherwise you will teach me to teach Xue'er to learn both hands?" I said.

"Phew!" the old Taoist priest snorted with his toothless mouth, spit out a chicken bone, and scolded: "Do you think that my cheap master is worthless if he is given for nothing? Tell you boy, I have to teach you a trick and a half that is enough for you to use for a lifetime." But then again, the chicken that this little girl bought is delicious, and it's really unlucky that she won't be able to eat it in the future......"

Xu Qianxue said with a smile: "Don't panic, seniors, what I make is even more delicious than the ones in Chang'an City!

"Wonderful, wonderful! I haven't had a decent meal in a hundred years. The old Taoist priest wiped his tears.

"Eh, why do you have the same virtue as my master, why do you cry when you don't agree with a word......"

"You don't understand the world of adults. The old Taoist priest took another sip of wine, more beggar than a beggar.

So, in the next few days, Xu Qianxue made a lot of delicious food for us, and the old Taoist priest was full of praise for eating, as if in heaven and earth, and only Qianxue girl made it delicious. In her spare time, of course, she will also teach her some martial arts. Before she used Emei to stab, the old Taoist priest taught her a fingering technique, called "Orchid Whisk Acupoint Hand". Specializes in hitting people's acupoints, suitable for empty-handed combat in close combat.

For me, it's still knife practice.

Still didn't teach me the profound and esoteric moves, just asked me to repeat the four boring movements, straight stab, oblique tease, vertical split, and sweep back. 3,000 stabs, 3,000 teasers, 4,000 splits, and 6,000 plunders.

On the second day, I asked, "Old Taoist, don't fool me, if I can practice the sword like this, why should I use you?"

The old Taoist priest said: "Don't be in a hurry! Practicing a knife does not lie in knife technique, but in the spirit and momentum of using a knife. When killing, it is like a cook untying a cow, standing with a knife, looking around for it, and being full of ambition for it. This is true on the rivers and lakes, and even more so in the battle array. The knife is the courage of a hundred soldiers, and when there are ten steps to kill a person, the pride of not leaving a line for thousands of miles. Don't you know Fu Hongxue......"

So, I didn't learn much about the knife technique, but I heard a lot of stories. What Li Xunhuan, Fu Hongxue, Ye Kai, Pang Ban, Lang Chuyun...... I am fascinated by it, but it is of little use to me.

During the day, I practiced knife for a day, and I was mentally exhausted. In my sleep, I saw the old Taoist priest come to me in a humble manner and said, "The world envy immortality, and the Taoist cultivates pure." Your kid's snoring is too disturbing and quiet, but ah, the old Taoist priest is actually reluctant to let you go, for hundreds of years, it is rare for someone to talk to me. But I can't keep you for the rest of my life. So, I'll teach you this big dream at night. With it, you may be able to become a Buddha and an immortal one day, and when the time comes, the old Taoist priest will not be lonely in heaven, and you will have nothing to do to drink with me......"

So, I slept in a dream. The intuition of the three souls and seven spirits is out of the body, and I sleep until the three souls and seven spirits return to their places before waking up.

Autumn is crisp and sunny.

On Zhongnan Mountain, in the Quanzhen Sect, the ginkgo tree that had grown for hundreds of years withered.

Seven lotus flowers bloomed in my dantian.

With one leap, I entered the Finger Realm.