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My name is Mu Qinghe, I am nineteen years old this year, and I have been ...... since I was a child

Well, can you stop staring at my face all the time while I'm telling the story?

Yes, I know I'm handsome and temperamental, but you're a big man, it's not good to look at me with this kind of look, right?

I'm a straight man.

Okay, well, yes, that's the location, no, no, no, a little farther away, you're too close for me to be embarrassed to speak.

Take a step back and say, if I get excited, it's not good to spit on the stars and spray you in the face.

Selling melon seeds, winter dates, peanuts, and rice, that's right, that is, you, you go out for me, I didn't see that the people sitting here are all immortal masters, how do you take these things and let them pay the bills?

What, you all have to eat melon seeds, strange request, alas, whatever you want, I really don't understand, after eating, just use the dust purification technique to clean the shell of the melon seeds, here is a blessed place for health, don't spoil the spiritual veins under your feet.

Okay, without further ado, let's get started.

My name is Mu Qinghe, I am a handsome man, and I am nineteen years old this year.

From a young age, I knew that I was not an ordinary person.

This ordinary person naturally does not refer to mortals, after all, everyone is an immortal cultivator, so they are not compared with those ants in your eyes.

I mean, even among the immortal cultivators around me, I'm not an ordinary person, in other words, it's not who I'm targeting, I just want to say that everyone here is a ...... Oops, who smashes the master?

That, you eat, you eat, don't throw away the melon seeds, half a spirit stone is a catty, it's a little expensive, let's skip it, skip this paragraph.

The one with a pen in the corner of the wall to record.,Yes.,That's you.,What's the name of Taishou.,Delete this sentence.,Don't write it down.,It's damaging to the image.,Did you hear it?

Parentheses, heard, back brackets.

Okay, now that you hear that, let's move on.

Ever since I was four years old, when I discovered that I could pee twice as far as my companions, I knew that I was only afraid of being the children of the plane mentioned in those legendary stories, born extraordinary and proud.

One day, the entire Immortal Cultivation Realm will tremble under my feet.

Brackets, neuropathy, inverted brackets.

What is that Taishou, little Wang Ba calf, with a strange smile on the corner of his mouth, when the master can't see it, right, what is a good young man hiding in the corner so obscenely? I'll stand here and tell you, after the matter is over, your little book will be checked, don't let me find out what's wrong.

Parenthesis, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully the poor youth, exclamation mark, exclamation point, reverse parentheses.

I just said where it came from, oh yes, stepping on the immortal realm. That feeling is so refreshing to think about, although I can't do it now, but this doesn't mean that in the future, right, after all, I'm still young, how do you say that sentence, thirty years in Hedong and thirty years in Hexi, don't bully young people to be poor!

Brackets, plagiarism from me, shameless, reverse parentheses.

I'm from an extraordinary background, have you seen my surname, Mu family!

That's a name that can make the whole Hanzhou tremble, my great-grandfather, is the Yuan infant Aoki Zhenren, that is a person who can move mountains and reclaim the sea with a snap of a finger, you people, I'm afraid that you will never have the opportunity to see it once in your life.

But speaking of which...... Ahem, I haven't seen it either.

Since I was born, it has been more than ten years, and my great-ancestor has never appeared in front of the young descendants of our Mu family.

However, a few elders in the family seem to often go to the back mountain to see their great-ancestors, but they have never revealed to me what they have said.

Master, I don't want to talk about it, but I talk in front of me every day, you have to work hard to cultivate, you have to calm down, you can't help but do your job or something, it's really annoying, looking at their pretending to be in tune, my stomach is on fire.

Isn't it because I'm an alien spirit root, and it's not a heavenly spirit root, can I still talk about it, why is it always the burden of the family that is pressing me, am I tired?

My name is Mu Qinghe, I am a handsome man, and I am nineteen years old this year.

After introducing my glittering surname, the next step is to talk about my name.

Qinghe, Qinghe, sounds like a very ancient name, doesn't it?

Actually?

Bullshit!

I remember when I was a child, I still took my name and crossed my waist proudly in front of those little friends with the nickname Iron Pillar Dog, and now when I think about it, I can't wait to slap myself into the wall at that time, so that others can't pick it out.

Because when I was nine years old, I got a cruel news from my third uncle.

My father, the current head of the Mu family, was too naughty to concentrate on cultivation when he was still young, so he was banned by my grandfather in a fit of anger and sent to a mortal private school to be strictly guarded for a while.

As a descendant of immortal cultivators, my father naturally can't stand these enlightenment articles, he doesn't study hard, and he doesn't know how many boards he has been beaten by Mr. Private School and how many times he has cried.

With his temperament, if it weren't for the fact that Mr. Private School's sons died of old age when he came back to seek revenge in the future, would he be able to let go so easily?

No, speaking of which, he hasn't put it down.

Oh, I forgot to mention that Mr. Private School's surname is Zhou, and his name is Qinghe.

Therefore, the elders of the family are not good birds, and in the future, when the master becomes an elder, he will definitely not do something annoying.

I only discovered this truth when I saw the joy in my dad's eyes when I was a child when he was stripped of his pants and spanked.

If my grandfather knew that he had chosen such a name, he would definitely tremble with anger, and if I were next to him, I would have to let him take off his father's pants and beat him up!

Bang Bang Bang!

Ahem......

My name is Mu Qinghe, I am a handsome man, and I am nineteen years old this year.

When I realized that I wasn't too interested in cultivating, I started to have some rest of the fun.

After some exploration, I found that I seemed to have a lot of talent and ideas for puppetry, so almost all the time outside of cultivation was used by me to study puppetry.

After a few months, after seeing the results, I was even more determined to be a child of the plane.

Because at this time, I can't beat the puppet I developed.

It's like when Lao Tzu's son who was raised a few months old slapped him to the ground.

Mixed feelings.

By the way, speaking of puppets, once when I was selling puppets in the market, I met an interesting boy, and that time I could pretend to be a good force in front of him and experience the fun of being an elder.

That feeling is really sour, and I can't stop at all.