Chapter 2 Killing Chickens and Monkeys

"What are you going to do, you are going to die?

When Mrs. Yu saw Yu Tingwei's posture, she screamed in fright, and her voice changed, like a duck barking indiscriminately.

Yu Tingwei stretched out her hand and pulled, the old woman staggered, and sat on the ground, "Oh mom, you, unfilial, murder!"

Yu Tingwei ignored the old woman behind her crying and roaring, and rushed out with a knife.

Yu Laosi and Xiu'e were about to enter the house, when they saw Yu Tingwei running out violently, still holding a kitchen knife in her hand, and the blade was facing Yu Laosi.

The corners of Yu Laosi's mouth twitched, this knife was just sharpened yesterday.

"You, what are you going to do?" Yu Laosi sighed in his heart, this Xiaofeng has always been docile and honest, even if he was beaten and scolded by himself on weekdays, he never complained, this time he is possessed by the demon king of the mixed world, and he actually dares to use a knife to compare Lao Tzu.

Yu Tingwei didn't say a word, stretched out her arm, gritted her teeth, and slashed down on her small arm with fine skin and tender flesh, and suddenly blood flowed, and the frightened Xiu'e shouted on the side, Yu Laosi gasped, I didn't expect this dead girl to have such a ruthless side.

Yu Tingwei endured the pain, and pointed the kitchen knife at Yu Laosi again, "Don't you want me to die? Okay! I'll die for you now, see that I die, you don't have a bride price to earn, where are you going to marry your son's daughter-in-law." Anyway, I'm also a money-loser, so I'll just let you lose the bottom. ”

"You dead girl, put the knife down for me. Yu Laosi panicked.

Yu Laosi didn't see Xiaofeng throwing himself into the river before, and when he arrived at the river, Yu Tingwei had already followed Xiu'e home, so Yu Laosi only thought that Yu Tingwei was just scaring people, but now it seems that this girl is serious.

"It's okay to put the knife down, and immediately cancel my marriage to the lame king, otherwise I will die in front of you now." ”

"That's not good, you have to marry the lame king. Yu Laosi's eyes widened, Wang Laosi's bride price has passed, 1,000 yuan, 100 catties of food stamps, plus 10 catties of pork stamps, such a rich bride price will definitely be able to give the boss a good daughter-in-law, how can he say that he will retreat.

"Okay, then you can carry my corpse to get married!" said Yu Tingwei raised her knife and was about to pull it on her already bloody wrist.

"Okay, good, you are the ancestor, don't marry, don't marry, don't marry!"

Mrs. Yu staggered out of the house on crutches, waving her hand tremblingly and compromised.

It's not that she feels sorry for Yu Tingwei, but if this Yu Tingwei really has three longs and two shorts, there will be no hope for Yu Dabao's marriage, so she can keep Yu Tingwei, as long as she is good, she is not afraid that she will not marry.

"Mom......" Yu Laosi glanced at his wife unwillingly, and it was difficult to return the bride price in hand.

Mrs. Yu waved her hand at her son, and gave her another look, Yu Laosi understood, first stabilized this dead girl, and then said, if she really died, it would be all gone.

"Hmph!" Thinking of this, Yu Laosi endured his irritability, glared at Yu Tingwei viciously, and entered the West House with a flick of his arm. Mrs. Yu also followed closely.

"Feng, come into the house with your mother and wrap your arm. ”

Xiu'e was still frightened at this time, and hurriedly helped Yu Tingwei into the east house.

The wound was not very deep, and the blood was not flowing much at this time, Xiu'e wiped the blood stains around the knife edge, sprinkled a little wound medicine on it, and carefully wrapped it around the wound with cotton strips.

After bandaging the wound, Yu Tingwei had just laid down on the kang to take a breath, when she heard the sound of talking in the courtyard.

"Is Yu Laosi at home?"

"Oh no, the lame king is here. Mrs. Yu was discussing with her son how to successfully marry Xiaofeng to the lame Wang, and at this time she said that Cao Cao Cao had arrived.

Worried that Yu Tingwei would come out to make trouble again, Mrs. Yu hurriedly went out.

Yu Laosi also pulled his shoes and came out of the West House, "Yo, it's Lao Wang who is here." Yu Laosi said with a smile on his face.

"Big nephew, quick, sit in the house. As she spoke, Mrs. Yu led the lame king into the West House.

In the east room, Yu Tingwei listened to the flattery of the two women and was disgusted, the lame king was a filthy old pervert, and he pushed his own daughter and granddaughter into the fire pit in order to order a bride price.

"I'll take a look at Xiaofeng. ”

Although he did not need crutches, he walked poorly, one foot high and one foot low, like a duck, swaying.

"I heard that Xiaofeng would rather throw himself into the river than marry me? Is this girl stupid, what's wrong with marrying me, follow me to eat and drink spicy food, it's not as good as enjoying Qingfu in your Yu family." As he spoke, the lame man peeked into the east room through the window.

Yu Tingwei was listening with her ears pricked up, and saw Wang Cripple's leprosy head poking in, and reached out to remove the stick on the window sash, which fell directly and smashed on Wang Cripple's head.

"Oops!" Wang Cripple's eyes were smashed, and he shrank his head and retreated.

I touched the back of my head again, and quickly picked up a bag the size of an egg.

"Okay, you little, dare to smash me with a window fan!"

The lame king bared his teeth in pain, scolded at the closed window, and the spitting stars flew everywhere.

"Dead girl, don't you hurry up and come out to compensate your uncle!" Yu Laosi saw that Wang Cripple was smashed, and hurriedly stepped forward to appease, "Her uncle, Xiaofeng is not sensible, don't be like her." ”

"That's it, that's it, when that girl heard that she was going to get married, she was reluctant to go home, and her temper was a little bigger for a while, so you should take care of your nephew more. Mrs. Yu looked at Wang Cripple's head with leprosy sores, endured the nausea and continued, "Come into the house quickly, the old lady will show you, whether it is broken or not." ”

"Okay! Okay!" Wang lame pulled Mrs. Yu's hand away, "I can say the ugly things in front, this bride price has passed, and the date is set, if your Feng girl is looking for death and life is unwilling to marry, then the bride price can be returned to me." Wang Cripple said with a sideways face.

In his heart, he is particularly eager for the original owner to marry him, the water spirit born by the original owner looks like a fairy, he has coveted it for a long time, otherwise it is impossible to come up with a bride price of 1,000 yuan, you must know that the bride price of other people's girls is only 3500, and he has made a bloody investment.

"Oh, my eldest nephew, where is this talking, the bride price has passed, it's all a family, we must marry this girl." Mrs. Yu was worried that Yu Tingwei would hear her, so her voice was very low, "Let's go, let's go in the West House." ”

"Milk, you're always confused, aren't you? Didn't we all say it before? Don't get married! People ask you for a bride price, and you don't want to pay it back. ”

No matter how small Mrs. Yu's voice is, Yu Tingwei still listens to it sincerely.

Yu Tingwei looked at her bandaged wound and felt a fire in her heart, knowing that this girl was not credible, and she was still self-inflicted.

"Oh, Feng! Grandma, this is all for your good! You said that you went to the Wang family to live a happy life, what's wrong with this. Mrs. Yu squeezed out two drops of cat urine from the corner of her eyes, and said with a crying voice.

"You're going to die, I want you to eat and drink spicy food and wronged you......"

Yu Laosi hated it so much at the moment, for fear that the bride price in his hand would fly again, and howled in the east house, Mrs. Yu hurriedly stepped forward to stop it, not letting Yu Laosi scold.

This Yu Tingwei's fierce son, Mrs. Yu, has seen it, and she doesn't eat the tough one. At this time, the lame king is still there, and it is not easy to provoke people, and after waiting for the person to be tied up, or stunned, no matter what, you have to send the person to the lame king.

"Hehe, yes, yes. Seeing the attitude of the Yu family's mother and son who hated to marry, Wang Cripple's heart fell to the ground, and he shouted into the east house with a mouthful of yellow teeth: "Feng, don't worry, I promise not to let you be wronged if you marry." ”

The kitchen knife was still on the kang table next to it just now, listening to the three of them disgusting themselves outside, Yu Tingwei clenched her back molars, picked up the kitchen knife and rushed out again.

"Feng, what are you going to do!"

Xiu'e was frightened when she saw Yu Tingwei holding the knife again, and hurriedly followed, for fear that Yu Tingwei would hurt herself again.

"Don't worry, it's okay Mom, I'll give you stewed chicken at night. While speaking, Yu Tingwei had already left the door.

Wang Cripple saw that Yu Tingwei's eyes were straight, and his face flowed out.

The girl is slim, because of anger, Ye eyebrows are frowning, her eyes are shining with sharp light, the bridge of her nose is straight, her nose is open with her breathing, and her pink lips are beautiful.

Yu Tingwei held the knife behind her back, and stepped forward to meet Wang's lame eyes.

Seeing Yu Tingwei walking towards him, Wang Lazi sucked it into his mouth, "Hehe, Feng." ”

Yu Tingwei looked this ugly old pervert up and down, smiled disdainfully, and scolded, "Do you want to marry me? You don't pee and take good care of yourself, what are you, a lame toad with leprosy, and you still want to marry me, this girl feels disgusted when she sees you, don't you have two stinky money? What kind of fragrant and unscrupulous old man is you? My wife just died at the beginning of the year, and I was in a hurry to find a home before I waited for the past this summer, a dog without conscience, and your wife gave birth to you when she was alive, you didn't remember it at all, don't hurry up and get out, standing in this dirty yard of my house!"

Yu Tingwei had sharp teeth and a sharp mouth, full of anger, and the scolded Wang Cripple old face was red and white for a while, and he couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into.

"You dead girl... You..."Wang Cripple's fingers trembled and pointed at Yu Tingwei, I really wanted to step forward and tear Yu Tingwei's mouth, I usually look at this girl very honest and honest, but I didn't expect to scold people and lose no face for myself.

"Big nephew, don't be angry, this girl doesn't know what to do, wait for the fourth child to teach her a good lesson." Mrs. Yu hurriedly stepped forward to give Wang the lame man a good breath. Yu Tingwei's scolding posture really surprised Mrs. Yu.

"Hurry up and return the bride price to me! I won't marry this kind of goods!" Wang lame eyes were about to split, and shouted at Yu Laosi and Mrs. Yu.

"If you want to die for money, tell you to talk nonsense again, see if I don't tear your mouth today!"

Seeing that the bride price was scolded by Yu Tingwei like this, Yu Lao angrily fried his hair, grabbed the broom pimple on the ground and pushed away Xiu'e, who stepped forward to block it, and ran towards Yu Tingwei.

Yu Tingwei didn't dodge, calmly glanced at the hen next to the chicken nest who had just laid eggs and was "clucking", and then saw the broom pimple raised high in Yu Laosi's hand, and flew out with a kitchen knife in front of Wang Lame and Mrs. Yu.

It all came so suddenly, and in an instant the laying hen was silent.

Yu Laosi seemed to be fixed there, and he turned his head in a daze to look at the broom pimple in his hand, and half of the Qi brush was cut off.

Looking at the hen again, Yu Laosi's frightened backbone broke out in a cold sweat, the chicken head lay quietly on the ground, and the chicken blood spurted out of the chicken's neck.

The headless hen pricked open her wings and fluttered on the ground, and the yard was covered with ash and blood.

Mrs. Yu was still bent on appeasing the lame man, looked back, and groaned, "My chicken!" rolled her eyes and passed.

The cries of the lame king begging for a bride price also stopped abruptly. Looking at the headless hen on the ground that was bleeding, the lame king subconsciously touched his ears, "Blood!

It turned out that when Yu Tingwei was flying the kitchen knife, the kitchen knife happened to fly past Wang Cripple's ear and cut the flesh skin of the ear.

Wang Cripple looked at the blood on his hands with a smile, and then looked at Yu Tingwei, his legs were shaking terribly, the woman in front of him looked fierce and vicious, and her gloomy eyes pierced people's hearts.

"What's the matter, do you want to marry me?" Yu Tingwei smiled weirdly, and forced Wang Cripple step by step.

"You, you, what are you going to do!" the lame king was so frightened that he retreated again and again, until he reached the chicken coop, and there was no way back.

"This kitchen knife is good, it's pretty sharp. Passing over Wang Cripple, Yu Tingwei pulled out the kitchen knife that was obliquely inserted in the chicken coop and shook it in front of Wang Cripple, and the shining blade was still sticking to the chicken blood.

"I'm not marrying! I'm not marrying!" Wang Cripple only felt that the little phoenix in front of him was not a human or a ghost, it was very terrifying, and he was so frightened that he ran away.

After a few steps, he fell into the mud and forgot that his legs were long and his legs were short!