"Imperial ancestor, the unfilial grandson Zhu Gaochi (Zhu Gaoxu, Zhu Gaosui) has come to see you!"

In front of the stone monument of filial piety, the three brothers of Zhu Gaochi wore linen and filial piety, bowed their heads and bowed, and then cried with a whimper.

Behind him was a group of officials, and Zhu Yunwen stood aside with a sad expression. Every time he came here, he sounded the imperial grandfather who sheltered himself from the wind and rain, and his mood was always very low.

"Your Majesty, condolences. Liu Xi said softly.

Zhu Yunwen said "um", looked left and right, and did not find Xu Ruyi's figure. With a frown, he asked, "What about Ruyi?"

Liu Xi replied in a low voice: "Your Majesty, Ruyi's father-in-law said that he was unwell, and he was afraid that he had collided with the first emperor, so he should be recuperating in Dongchang at this moment." ”

"Oh. Zhu Yunwen nodded, and didn't think much about it, just thought that Xu Ruyi might have hurt the wind and cold.

"Imperial Ancestor!"

"Emperor Ancestor, grandson misses you!"

"The Imperial Ancestor is not far away, come and see the grandchildren!!"

Zhu Gaochi and the three of them knelt on the ground, hanging their chests and feet. He shouted hoarsely. His face was also full of tears, which was even more heartbreaking than what Zhu Yunwen cried at the beginning.

Everything is too much. The three of them have not seen Zhu Yuanzhang much in their lives, and now this kind of performance is indeed an exaggeration.

Zhu Yunwen said hatefully: "Hmph, it's like a monkey show, but it's just for the world to see." If you really want to be so filial, why didn't your father come?"

"Gollum Purr ... ”

"Gollum"

"Porphyry~"

Three strange sounds.

The first two sounds were from Zhu Gaochi and Zhu Gaoxu's stomachs, and there was a sound of gastrointestinal peristalsis.

And the last sound was a fart sound, which came from the middle and back of Zhu Gaosui.

"Uh... The three of them cried for a while, followed by even sharper cries, trying to drown out the sound just now.

Farts when mourning my grandfather, especially when my grandfather was still the emperor. If this is taken seriously, the crime of great unfilial piety cannot be deducted.

Fortunately, Zhu Yunwen was a little far away and didn't notice it. And the officials with the sharp ears in the vicinity did not want to do much, but did not hear.

"Woo woo woo. Huangzu~" Zhu Gaoxu raised his sleeves to hide his face, and said in a low voice while crying: "Something is wrong, why is my stomach so uncomfortable." It hurts so much... ”

"Me too. Zhu Gaochi slammed his head on the ground and took the opportunity to say, "Did we eat a bad stomach?"

"Two royal brothers... Zhu Gaosui's voice really cried this time: "I can't hold it anymore!"

On weekdays, Zhu Gaosui looked down on his two brothers the most, but this time he begged for help, and he was really forced to do his part.

Also.

Among the three, Zhu Gaoqi is fat, Zhu Gaoxu is strong, and only this Zhu Gaosui is slightly weak. With the same amount of medicine, Zhu Gaochi and Zhu Gaoxu's attacks can be slightly slower, and it is already imminent for him to come here.

"No, I really can't hold it anymore! Hurry up and think of a way!" Zhu Gaosui said hurriedly.

"No way. Zhu Gaochi gritted his teeth and said: "If you can't hold it, you have to hold it! Let's make face for our father again, and we can't make the slightest mistake." Halfway through crying, what's the matter with the three of us running to the hut together?"

"Big brother, I may not be able to do it either... Zhu Gaoxu had nothing to do with it, and he was about to wrinkle in one place.

"What do you want me to do?! It's still a quarter of an hour to over, and I have to get through whatever I say!" Zhu Gaochi's voice seemed to be angry and crying: "Do you think I'm going to be okay?"

The three of them were crying and whispering. The civil and military ministers over there felt that something was wrong. This cry is intermittent, the voice is much quieter, not to say, the key is this taste... Something doesn't seem right.

The closer it gets, the stronger the smell becomes, and some people have begun to cover their noses with their hands, but they finally haven't exposed it in public.

"Persistence ... ”

"Hold on ... ”

"Hold on... ”

The sun in the sky is poisonous and fierce. Thousands of miles of dark clouds, not even a shade. Everyone present was covered in stinky sweat, and the sweat wet the inner and outer lining. Everyone is insisting, but it is not as tragic as the three of them.

"Licheng!"

Finally, with the loud shouting of Chen Di, the secretary of the Ministry of Rites, this condolence is also nearing the end.

"Your Highness, please get up. Chen Di bowed to his side and said: "The three highnesses are filial, and the first emperor has already seen it in the spirit of the sky." The deceased is gone, and His Royal Highness asks for condolences. ”

"It's finally over. Zhu Gaosui breathed a sigh of relief in his heart: "I can't help it, I'll put another one." ”

Therefore, when you have a bad stomach, you must not believe any fart.

Especially now, when the mind is relaxed, this fart has finally caused a monstrous disaster.

"Porphyry~~~ Puff, blah, Zhu Gaosui's face turned green, then bruised, and finally turned white, completely losing his blood.

"Ahh

"Third brother!"

"Third brother!"

Zhu Gaochi and Zhu Gaochu's faces turned pale, and their hearts were lost, followed by a shocking scene. ”

The white pants of the three of them were finally dyed yellow at this moment. The loud sound of "crackling" is endless, and the smell of fishy smell wafts everywhere, which is disgusting.

Chen Di, who was the closest, still didn't stand up to this wave after wave of impact, and fainted happily.

And the faces of all the officials present looked blue under the reflection of the scorching sun。。。。。。

。。。。。。

"Your Majesty,"

On the top of the Golden Palace, Huang Zicheng looked resolute, took a step forward, and said first: "My Ming Dynasty rules the world with filial piety, and the three sons of King Yan have come thousands of miles to mourn the emperor, and their deeds are commendable. However, today in front of the mausoleum of the first emperor, he openly excreted, defiled the holy land, and used that filial piety robe as a place for the reincarnation of grains.

Huang Zicheng charged ahead, and the ministers were naturally not willing to be left behind. The indignation that had been brewing for a long time finally got a chance to pour out.

The minister seconded what Lord Huang said. Excretion in front of the emperor's mausoleum is really a great disrespect, and it is really a great disrespect for children and grandchildren to excrete in front of the grandfather's mausoleum. Two sins are one, and their sins should be punished!"

The minister reconsidered what the two adults said. The Son of Heaven is guilty of the same crime as the common people, and the prince of the world is asked to punish him with a strict decree, as a commandment of the world!"

"The minister seconded the motion... ”

"Your Majesty, please give a decree!"

"The minister seconded the proposal!"

Noisy and shouting, the solemn Chengtian Hall is like a vegetable market, and the words of the people are all the invitations of the third son of King Yan to be severely punished.

Yes, in fact, there are still some important ministers in the court who have been bribed by King Yan, but at this moment, they also look like they are shouting and shouting to kill. There is no way, the guilt of the three is too great to argue at all.

Some things are like that, the cause is not important, the effect is the key.

For example, if an official loses something given by the emperor, it doesn't matter how he lost it, it is also a big crime.

On the throne, Zhu Yunwen's expression was solemn, but his eyes did not look at the ministers in the palace at all, but looked outside the hall, looking at the East Detective Factory that was not in the field of vision.

"Could it be you?"

Zhu Yunwen is not a fool. The prince of Yan Wang lost his honor in front of the mausoleum, and only for this point, they could not return to Beiping. If you don't kill them, it's already him, the emperor, who cares about family affection.

He liked the ending, but the process made him angry.

Since ancient times, China has paid attention to serving death as life, and relatives have passed away, but there is a spirit in heaven.

Whose mausoleum is that? That is Zhu Yuanzhang's mausoleum, Zhu Yunwen's dearest imperial grandfather, who gave him the entire Ming Dynasty and the place where the imperial grandfather who sheltered him from the wind and rain all his life rested and died. was left filthy by Zhu Gaochi and the three of them. This is something he can't stand!

It's better not you ...

"Then, the Zongren Mansion immediately arrested the three sons of King Yan, Zhu Gaochi, Zhu Gaoxu, and Zhu Gaosui, and put them in the circle. No one shall visit without My will!"

"Your Majesty!" the ministers were about to speak, but Zhu Yunwen got up and shouted: "The origin of this matter is strange. Before the cause is investigated, we must not lightly punish the crime, and the ministers should not say anything more!

"Retreat~" Liu Xi screamed.

The ministers had no choice but to bow down: "Long live my emperor, long live, long live." ”

"Liu Xi. Walking out of the Chengtian Palace, Zhu Yunwen said in a deep voice: "Go and call Xu Ruyi to me!"

"Yes. Liu Xi paused, and was about to leave, but was stopped by Zhu Yunwen again: "Forget it, don't call him yet, call Ji Gang to me first!"

"Yes. ”

。。。。。。

"Xu Ruyi, get out of here!"

In the East Factory, Ma Sanbao's eyes were pitch black, looking like a mad demon, holding an iron rope in his hand, flying up and down, beating people when he saw them, and more than a dozen corpses had fallen behind him.

"Who dares to come to my East Factory to spread wild?!"

"If you want to see the Overseer, get past us first!"

Hearing the news, he dared to come to the big stall head Fang Tianyou, the second stall head dog-faced judge Gou Xiaoyun, the third stall head smiling face King Kong skin iron heart and several thousands of households scolded angrily, and stepped forward to stand with Ma Sanbao.

Fang Tianyou turned a pair of withered hands into claws, and made a move to take Ma Sanbao's head against the heavenly spirit.

Gou Xiaoyun and Pi Tiexin made a golden iron judge pen and poked Ma Sanbao's heart and throat, and the other opened and closed with a pair of big fists, and Ma Sanbao was hard to fight.

Hundreds of households around him or a iron ruler, or a long sword, take advantage of the chaos to stab the three treasures of the horse.

A good horse Sanbao, in the face of many good hands without panic, the iron rope in his hand is like a black dragon raging, where there is a bump, it is bound to break bones.

And the sword slashed at him, but it was unscathed. It seems to be a horizontal kung fu, but if you look closely, it is not. Where there is no way to avoid attacks, the skin always turns into a crusty texture at the last moment, and the end is weird.

"Grandma, I don't believe I can't hurt you!" Fang Tianyou saw the opportunity and shouted, his body rose into the air, from top to bottom, and grabbed the top of Ma Sanbao's head with one claw.

"Give me death!" Fang Tianyou pointed hard, only saying that the next moment would be when the other party returned to the west. How do you know that the invincible Nine Yin White Bone Claw has lost its effectiveness at this moment. Although it scratched the black shell of the other party's scalp, it failed to penetrate it like rot, and the yin poisonous internal force was even more blocked.

The killer blow only left a few skin wounds on the other side!

"Try our trick!" Ma Sanbao waved the iron rope, swept away the people around him, and then grabbed it with his left hand, smashed it violently on the wrist of Diao Tianyou, and threw it to the ground!

"My life is on the line!" Fang Tianyou knew that he was not in good feelings, and he wanted to struggle, but he was powerless to resist.

"Stall!"

"Boss!"

Everyone exclaimed, but Ma Sanbao's strength was so great and so fast that it was too late.

said that it was too late, Fang Tianyou was about to land with three inches left, and a black shadow appeared behind Ma Sanbao, grabbed it with his hand, grabbed the back of Ma Sanbao's neck, and forcibly lifted his feet off the ground and held it in the air!

Fang Tianyou took this opportunity to struggle hard, and finally escaped and escaped death.

"This is really a birthday boy who eats arsenic all the time, and he is impatient. A gloomy laugh sounded, and the next moment, Ma Sanbao felt that the world was spinning, and he was weak for a while, and then he was thrown up by the person behind him.

Three feet off the ground, and then it fell towards the bluestone ground.

"Ah!!!!!" Ma Sanbao roared for a while, urging his whole body strength, and finally got rid of the shackles of energy, a harrier turned over, landed on both feet, and smashed countless green bricks around him!

"Oh?" Seeing him ignore it, Xu Ruyi couldn't help but look at Ma Sanbao in surprise.

You must know that Shakya's elephant throwing skill is one of the 72 Shaolin stunts, but it is not just a simple grab and throw. When the person is grabbed, the person who grabs the person will take advantage of the situation to infuse the internal force of his body, bind his dantian in a short time, block his meridians, and make him lose all his strength, and finally just like a mortal falling from a high altitude, he is not dead or disabled.

Since Xu Ruyi practiced this skill, under one grasp, there is no disadvantage, which one really met a completely unharmed one today.

Ma Sanbao's eyes gradually regained clarity at this moment, but his eyes were still full of anger. Looking at Xu Ruyi in front of him viciously, Ma Sanbao said hatefully: "It's you! It must be you!"

"What is me?" Xu Ruyi shrugged, pretending to be puzzled.

"You came to my Yanwang Mansion last night, and today the three highnesses have an accident. You must have poisoned it!"

"Huh. Xu Ruyi smiled: "Things can be eaten indiscriminately, but words can't be said indiscriminately." Yes, the Governor did go last night, but he stayed for less than a quarter of an hour, and you were there all the time, did you see our family poisoned?"

"It's the smell of you! The smell of your body is poison!"

"Inexplicable!" Xu Ruyi flatly denied: "If this fragrance is poisonous, our family asks you, why are you fine?"

"This... Ma Sanbao was speechless for a while. Indeed, why is he fine? Ma Sanbao is really puzzled by this.

In fact, let alone him, even Xu Ruyi himself is very confused. Today's leave did not go with Zhu Yunwen to mourn, because he was afraid that he would also show up on the spot, but he didn't expect that after waiting for a long time, he was completely fine, and now looking at Ma Sanbao in front of him, Xu Ruyi secretly guessed, maybe the poison was ineffective against the eunuch?

Seeing that Ma Sanbao was speechless about his question, Xu Ruyi smiled and said: "Today, you hit our family's East Factory for no reason, and you have killed and injured countless people. If we don't teach you a lesson, it will make people laugh, when I opened a dim sum shop in the East Factory?"

After saying that, Xu Ruyi's figure flickered, and he disappeared in front of everyone's eyes, and the next moment, the ink-colored sword tip had already pointed at Ma Sanbao's heart: "Seventeen years of cicadas? ”[.]