Chapter 13: The Moving Terracotta Army

Su Bai looked at the murals: "Judging from these records, they have experienced a lot of wars. They were not a warlike kingdom, and civilization and technology have even reached a certain level, making the nation prosperous and the economy prosperous, even not losing to the Han and Tang dynasties. In a barbarian land like the south, it is a bit strange that there is such a civilization. Because the surrounding countries such as Siam are obviously much backward, they are still in a semi-civilized state of barbarianism. So the trees were very popular, and their high level of civilization aroused the covetousness of other surrounding countries, so looting and war began. ”

Li Xiaoning also began to be able to interpret the murals: "It also states that the five most prosperous civilizations in the world at that time were actually the Central Plains civilization of China, the Roman Empire civilization in Europe, the civilization of India, the Babylonian civilization in the Middle East, and the civilization of the Khmer Empire." There is also an Egyptian civilization that is more peculiar, suspected to be not a native civilization of the earth, but an intelligent civilization that immigrated from Venus, and somehow suddenly came to the earth, and the pyramid was actually the launch tower for them to contact Venus, but later they went back. ”

Xie kept anxious: "It's not fair, you can all understand the murals, and I'm left illiterate, this is not scientific!"

Li Xiaoning: "You are in charge of fighting, and this kind of rough work of looking at murals will be left to us." ”

Su Bai looked at the mural and couldn't help but exclaim: "It turns out that the history we see in the books is not real, this is the most authentic record of that time." ”

Li Xiaoning took out his camera and took pictures all the way.

Su Bai: "From above, the Khmer Empire's science and technology have been very developed in some aspects, such as architecture and underground science, and these aspects are simply the pinnacle, the first in the world! ”

Li Xiaoning smiled: "You don't understand this, the eight major civilizations on the earth at that time, except for the Mayan civilization from Sirius, the Atlantean civilization from Virgo, and the Egyptian civilization from Venus, the other five local civilizations on the earth also strictly followed the distribution of the acquired gossip of the five elements. The Khmer Empire is near the equator, in the middle palace, the five elements belong to the earth, the science and technology of nature and soil are the most developed, the Angkor Wat complex we are now in, stone buildings, of course, they are the best at it, their earth and stone buildings are the first among the five civilizations; Guns, weapons and instruments, etc., are leading the world in terms of machinery; and the Baghdad civilization is in the north, belonging to the water palace, so there is a lot of oil, related petroleum products are very rich, what silk and cloth products textile industry is very developed, you look at our Central Plains at that time popular Hufu, that is, from the Persian side; and the Indian civilization is in the south, living in the fire palace, so India is very hot, people are also black, fire represents faith, so India is a religious civilization export country, Buddhism, Hinduism have influenced all over the world; and our Chinese civilization, in the east, in the East Palace, the five elements belong to wood, which is why most of the buildings of Angkor Wat are stone, and our Central Plains is more civilized with wooden buildings, such as what Yellow Crane Tower, Daming Temple, these buildings are a combination of wood and soil, wood is easy to grow and perishable, so there is no stone building of Angkor Wat to preserve for a long time, Angkor Wat in this tropical rainforest erosion can still maintain this appearance. However, our Central Plains wood science is invincible in the world, not to mention the wooden car and Trojan horse, wood has the meaning of growth and change, but also represents culture and metaphysics, so our Central Plains culture is learning all over the world, our Laozi, Confucius, Zhuangzi thinkers, every year there are students from all over the world to study in the Central Plains, my metaphysical level of this cattle fork is the best proof. ”

Xie non-stop: "After saying so much, the last sentence is the point, you can't sleep if you don't brag, right?"

Su Bai interrupted them: "Don't argue, we seem to be lost, I remember that we have seen this mural just now, are we back to the original point again?"

Li Xiaoning: "It's not good, did we fall for the ghost and hit the wall?"

Xie Buzhi immediately hugged Su Bai: "There are ghosts, protect me." ”

Su Bai kicked him away.

Li Xiaoning: "Ghosts hitting the wall are not necessarily caused by ghosts, and they can also be achieved through feng shui layout. As I said, it's very clean, there are no geists at all, and the ghosts are all out there. So there must have been a master here. But the feng shui layout is my Central Plains culture, how come this Khmer Empire also has talents who are proficient in this aspect?"

Xie non-stop: "Maybe it's an international student back then, don't talk nonsense first, hurry up and crack it, big brother!"

Li Xiaoning: "Breaking the ghost and hitting the wall is a piece of cake for an expert like me. Look. ”

Li Xiaoning took out a piece of rune paper, put it on the peachwood sword, and read the words: "Tiangang Mine Array, Taishang Laojun is as anxious as a law, all the little ghosts go away!"

Then the rune paper began to burn automatically, and I saw Li Xiaoning throw the rune paper into the air, and the burning rune paper swayed in the air and floated forward.

Su Bai: "Wow! What a wonderful magic trick." ”

Xie kept patting her head: "Demon head, hurry up and follow." ”

The three of them followed the burning rune paper forward, and gradually, the front became more and more open, and they came to a palace.

Xie non-stop: "It's so strange, you say, is this a palace or a tomb." ”

Su Bai checked the furnishings inside, and there were some utensils and handicrafts from the Khmer period.

Su Bai: "Of course it's a palace." It seems that the underground construction during the Khmer Empire was already well developed, no less than the subway today. You see, there is a traffic lane next to this palace, which should be a passage for vehicles. I didn't expect Cambodia to have such a developed underground transportation system during the Khmer period. ”

Xie non-stop: "Ah, there are terracotta warriors over there!"

Li Xiaoning: "What terracotta warriors, this is a Khmer ruins, how can there be terracotta warriors and horses from our Central Plains." ”

Xie Buzhi had already run over: "It's really terracotta warriors! It's like a celebrity in a wax museum, with a one-to-one ratio!"

Su Bai and Li Xiaoning hurriedly followed.

I saw that these terracotta warriors and horses were lifelike, but they all closed their eyes tightly, and they were wearing the costumes of the military generals of the Central Plains.

Su Bai: "Strange, why is it that in the underground palace of the Khmer Empire, the terracotta warriors and horses are not Khmer soldiers, but soldiers of the Tang Dynasty?"

Li Xiaoning: "Maybe the Tang Dynasty and the Khmer were friendly at that time, and these were similar to the security guards of the Tang Embassy in the Khmer Rouge. ”

Xie Buzhi began to imitate Tang Senglai, standing in the middle of the terracotta warriors and horses, with his hands folded and said: "That's right, I am the Tang Yanzang who came from the Tang Dynasty in the East and came to the West to take your dog's life." Bajie, aren't you on the road yet?"

Su Bai laughed with his funny appearance: "Don't move, I'll take a photo of you and send it to Moments, it's so fun." Don't move!"

Xie kept continuing Tang Seng's pose: "Take a few more photos, such a classic picture, it must be a lot of praise." ”

Su Bai and Xie kept taking pictures and patting the ground, and Li Xiaoning watched coldly from the sidelines speechlessly.

Although Li Xiaoning was a bystander, he looked at it and found that something was wrong.

Li Xiaoning pointed at Xie and said, "Move...... Moved ......"

At this time, Xie Buzhi was taking a picture of Su Bai in a pose in Nezha's mind: "I didn't move, I was as still as water, where did I move, don't talk nonsense." ”

Li Xiaoning trembled and pointed his finger behind Xie Buzhi: "Move...... It's moving, it's not you who move, it's the terracotta warriors behind you who move!"

Su Bai looked at the lens in the camera, and was also shocked: the two terracotta warriors behind Xie Buzhi were slowly raising their knives and were about to cut Xie Bugong's head.

At this time, Xie Zhizhi, who was facing Su Bai and Li Xiaoning, was still asking them stupidly and sweetly: "What's moving, let's make it clear." If you don't make it clear, how can I pose?"

Li Xiaoning: "The Terracotta Warriors are going to cut people! Run!"

Xie kept looking back, and the two terracotta warriors picked up their knives and slashed at him.

"I'll knock it obediently!" Xie kept flipping back, avoiding the two knives.

Li Xiaoning pulled Su Baizheng and ran towards the exit: "The matter of the fight will be handed over to him, if we can't fight, let's run away." ”

As soon as they reached the exit, two terracotta warriors appeared at the exit blocking their way.

Su Bai was shocked: "Zombies! Resident Evil is also here!"

Li Xiaoning took out two talismans in a hurry, and slammed them forward and pasted them on the foreheads of the two terracotta warriors.

The two Terracotta Warriors did not move.

Li Xiaoning breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, Lin Zhengying has watched a lot of movies, and this trick is quite effective." ”

Suddenly, the two terracotta warriors raised their hands to tear off the talisman paper on their foreheads, and continued to step forward to catch them.

Su Bai and Li Xiaoning were shocked: "Mom, it doesn't work!"

Li Xiaoning: "You cried and told me, the movies are all lies, these superstitious movies are not credible!"

On the other end, Xie kept being surrounded by several terracotta warriors and horses, and he took out a dog-beating stick and terracotta warriors and horses, which was very intense.

Xie kept hitting the armor of these terracotta warriors with dog sticks, but there was no destructive power at all.

Li Xiaoning: "I'll go, can you do it? You are our fight leader!"

Xie kept fighting and said: "Who said that I am responsible for fighting? I am good at appearance, fighting is just my auxiliary skill." Actually, I eat with my face. ”

Li Xiaoning: "When is the time to be narcissistic later, let's not be killed here by these dummies before we go in." ”

Xie kept dodging the Terracotta Army's continuous sword and spear attacks, but was forced into a corner, while Li Xiaoning took Su Bai and the two Terracotta Warriors who were chasing them in circles. From time to time, Li Xiaoning also threw out a freezing charm, a delay charm or something, in an attempt to stop the pursuit of the terracotta warriors, but the effect could only last for a second or two.

Xie Buzhi was also tired of fighting with the three terracotta warriors and horses who were chasing him, and shouted to Li Xiaoning in front of him: "Li Xiaoning, aren't you an archmage, hurry up and do some magic to deal with these monsters!"

Li Xiaoning responded as he ran: "I can't help it! These things are neither human nor ghost, and they are not within my control! My spells are only effective against people and ghosts." You're in charge of fighting, and it's up to you to protect us!"

One of the terracotta machetes slashed at Xie Zhinon, Xie kept turning sideways, the blade grazed the tip of his nose and slashed down, cutting off a small corner of his clothes.

Xie kept picking up a small piece of the corner of his clothes that had been cut off: "The high-end S-Deer beggar custom casual clothes I bought for 8,000 yuan...... I'm fighting with you! Look at my eighteen palms of dragon descending!"

Xie kept opening the stance, the qi sank into the dantian, and the two qi from the cold to the yang diverted from the dantian to the two sides of the Ren pulse and the Du pulse respectively, and came to the top of the head after the Baihui acupoint converged, collided and mixed to generate energy, and then twisted and diverted in a spiral shape to the Laogong acupoint of the two palms of the tiger's mouth, and then Xie kept pushing forward suddenly, and hit eighteen palms in a row.

He divided the mixed true qi into eighteen parts, and then pushed forward with the power of his palm, and the power was stacked layer by layer, and the back wave pushed the front wave, which was extremely powerful, and it also had the effect of beating cattle across the mountain. Li Xiaoning exclaimed.

These eighteen palms hit the three terracotta warriors and horses who surrounded him, and the terracotta warriors were hit by this extremely strong palm qi, and they fell down, struggling on the ground, unable to move.

"So handsome, so handsome! You've finally succeeded in playing handsome. Su Bai applauded.

"There are two more here, come over and solve it together!" Li Xiaoning kept shouting to Xie.

Xie didn't stop seeing that there were still two terracotta warriors and horses on Li Xiaoning and Su Bai's side, and he was dumbfounded: "The concubine can't do it! ”

"Are we going to run away like this for an hour?