Zhang Zhinan's hut in the yellow wood forest is extremely simple. Pen, fun, and www.biquge.info

The wood he used to build his house was all unprocessed trunks, and not even the bark had been removed. Every time he saw a suitable tree, he would fall it with one palm, and use it without being picky.

Moreover, there is not a single rivet in the whole house, and all the fixation is tied by ropes, which are also made of grass and wood fibers, which are very loose. Once the storm hits, there is a risk of falling apart.

He made two large holes in the wall, which counted as doors and windows. A few ashlar stones were placed on the ground and used as tables and chairs. Withered grass was also laid out, which was counted as a bed. In late autumn, the walls of this house are ventilated and have no use to protect against the cold.

In these two square dilapidated houses, Zhang Zhinan lived comfortably. He drank water from the brook when he was thirsty, ate wild fruits when he was hungry, and skinned the beasts to make clothes when he was cold. It can be said that food, clothing, housing and transportation are all given by God.

In addition to practicing on weekdays, he also went out to do good deeds, and because of the continuous wars in Shaanxi in recent years, many people have been displaced and have no food. Zhang Zhinan usually tried to help when he saw it, and sometimes when he encountered bandits, he would stop the army from plundering. All these deeds are to make up for the sins they have committed.

Such a life, although it is hard and dull, Zhang Zhinan is willing to eat. The only thing that was a little troublesome was Yu Ji, who followed behind all day and night.

In the past month since descending Longwang Mountain, Yu Ji has never left Zhang Zhinan a hundred steps away, no matter how fast and far Zhang Zhinan runs, Yu Ji can always find Zhang Zhinan accurately, as if a rope is tied to Zhang Zhinan's body. Sometimes Zhang Zhi is difficult to solve, and Yu Ji will also wait on the side. And whether she is at home or traveling, she will be called a husband, which makes Zhang Zhinan extremely embarrassed.

Because when Zhang Zhinan and Xiao Bei fell asleep on Longwang Mountain, it was Yu Ji who moved them to the Xi'an Inn one by one to settle down, so Zhang Zhinan also owed her a lot of favors, and it was not easy to drive her away by force, so she had to let her come and go freely.

It is said that after Zhang Zhinan warned Lin Jifeng on this day, he returned to his cabin, thinking of having a peaceful birthday. Who knew that Yu Ji was on a whim, clamoring for Zhang Zhinan to take a bath and change clothes. It is said that Zhang Zhinan's image is too stunning, and the stench is unbearable, and he can't match his fairy-like beauty.

Zhang Zhinan ignored his complaints, and still went his own way, living a savage-like life. After suffering for a few days, I never thought that Yu Ji would dig out the money out of nowhere, and on this day she went to the town to buy an iron pot and a wooden barrel, clothes, pants, shoes and socks. After lighting a fire and boiling water in front of the wooden house, he stood in front of Zhang Zhinan, did not speak, threw the towel and clothes and pants beside Zhang Zhinan, and stared at Zhang Zhinan with pleading eyes.

Zhang Zhinan was stared at by him and was uncomfortable, and said: "Yu Ji, you are working in vain, I pursue the unity of heaven and man, and the Tao is natural, once I take a hot bath and wear new clothes and pants, wouldn't it go against my original intention and mess with my practice?"

Yu Ji frowned and said, "Where are you the way of nature? It's a cat, a dog knows how to clean itself and bathe from time to time." You are simply angry with people and gods, and heaven and earth do not tolerate it. ”

Zhang Zhinan scratched his head and said: "Don't worry, I am full of gas, mosquitoes and flies do not fall, these dust and mud are just floating on the surface, and they will fall off when you rub them." Definitely not affect anyone's health. ”

Yu Ji was almost about to cry, and said: "Forget about the old mud for the time being, just the smell of your body, people who don't know still think that you just ate garlic stained with!

Zhang Zhinan was shocked: "Yu Ji, where did your vulgar words come from? ”

Yu Ji's face turned red, no longer reserved, and said, "It's not that you usually have an unobstructed mouth and a mouth full of feces." I haven't seen such a brazen person as you in thousands of years. ”

Zhang Zhinan is actually usually foul language, informal, all in order to scare away Yu Ji, now seeing that the plan is sold, secretly proud, and want to add more strength, so he sighed and said: "The Buddha said: 'If there is a Buddha in your heart, you will see that everyone is a Buddha.'" If there is in the heart, everyone will be. 'Yu Ji, this is the truth, please refer to it yourself. ”

Yu Ji was stunned for a moment, and then understood that he was scolding himself around the bend, and was so angry that she trembled all over, and she didn't know how to speak, so she glared at Xiao Bei for a long time before she spoke: "Anyway, the smell on your body is too strong, you have to wash it today, and you have to wash it if you don't wash it." Otherwise, you will go out to do good, and before you can go to them, they will be stinked to death by you, and you will not create and kill again?"

Zhang Zhinan raised his armpits, sniffed hard, and said: "This is a strong man's breath, what is the smell? If it is a normal woman, she will definitely be fascinated and burned." Why doesn't it stink?"

Yu Ji heard the meaning of his words, as if she was alluding to her abnormality, where could she still bear it? At that moment, her eyes were red, tears were swirling, and she turned around and went out.

Zhang Zhinan looked at Yu Ji's distant back, sighed, and said in his heart: "Zhang Zhinan, Zhang Zhinan, the so-called long pain is better than short pain, today you are angry with Yu Ji, it is good for her and herself, saving her a flower to be inserted in cow dung, delaying her life's event." "Actually, Yu Ji is over a thousand years old, how can there be any major events in his life? He thought so, just making up reasons and comforting himself.

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but smell the smell on my body again, and said in my heart: "It seems that the smell is indeed heavier, and after a few days to confirm that Yu Ji is far away, she should take a good bath." "After thinking about it, because of the battle of wits and courage with Yu Ji these days, it is quite exhausting, and I only feel sleepy for a while, so I close my eyes and fall asleep.

When he was sleeping, he suddenly felt a sense in his heart, and hurriedly opened his eyes, who knew that before he could sit up, he heard a "bang", and a basin of hot water was poured on Zhang Zhinan's head, drenching him all over.

He looked ahead in disbelief through the curtain of water that fell from his hair. I saw Yu Ji carrying a bucket in her hand, with a smug smile on her face, and said, "Zhang Daguan, how is it? It's time to take a good bath now, right?"

"This ...... My immortal body has become an immortal, how can I not avoid your sneak attack?" Zhang Zhinan was annoyed in his heart, and only hated himself for being careless, and fell in love with Yu Ji's way.

"I'm purely kind, and I'm not murderous, how can you sense it? Okay, husband, stop acting, I won't abandon you. You'd better take a shower with me. Do you want to show off your 'strong masculine atmosphere' so that I, a 'normal woman', can serve you well?" Yu Ji said, already laughing.

Although Zhang Zhinan usually uses words and does not choose his words, he is actually still a child, who is Yu Ji's opponent with real swords and real guns? At that moment, he didn't say a word, his face was red, his face was red, and he stood up and walked towards the bathtub outside the door.

Yu Ji smiled and said loudly: "Husband, can you ask the concubine to help massage and take a bath, and promise each other with your body?

I only heard Zhang Zhinan exclaim from outside the door, and said: "Don't~~ I'll wash it, I'll wash it!" After that, I heard the sound of flushing water outside the door. Yu Ji couldn't stand it anymore and giggled.

Zhang Zhinan was in the bathtub, listening to the silver bell-like laughter, he couldn't help but sigh again and again, and his face was sad. Mechanically take water and scrub the old mud on your body.

Suddenly, a warm feeling surged in Zhang Zhinan's heart, which gradually turned into a trace of finger-twisting tenderness, lingering in his mind.