He cleared his throat.

"Opportunities are always reserved for those who are prepared. There are cultivators who are dedicated to cultivating people, although their ability is not strong, but their sincerity is good. Why do we set our first auditions early in the morning, because this is a test of the piety of the contestants. ”

He gestured to one of the contestants below.

"For example, this one, although standing in front of the Phantom Spirit Stone, the stone emits a dazzling light, and his ability is very outstanding. But there is no way, you are late, you are late, you have no respect for the Sun and Moon Shrine. Sorry, you are not eligible for the preliminary exam. ”

"There are a lot of young people who have been pulling me in the audience, saying that there is something at home, hoping to be accommodating to participate in the preliminary examination. I said no. What's more, a few female contestants privately pulled my sleeves and said something about inviting me to tea and dinner, etc. ”

He quietly looked at the audience.

"I said, tea is free, please hurry up next year. If you don't follow the rules, you don't make a circle, this is the principle of our Sun and Moon Shrine. ”

"Applause, everyone. A small Taoist priest shouted on the side of the stage.

But unfortunately, the audience was still quiet, only a few sparse applause came from the rostrum.

"Senior brother, this fat man has a set of bragging. ”

Don't look him in the eye, he speaks with a lot of saliva and magic in his words, which will encourage the audience to get excited. ”

"Then I'm pretty calm in the audience. ”

"It's been a few years, and I've long been able to avoid precautions. I think that in the first year, I also danced with my hands, and I burst into tears when I listened to it, and I was so excited. It feels childish when you think about it. ”

The fat man took another sip of tea, turned his head to look at the audience, and sighed.

"Alas, the years are not forgiving. I think I was in high spirits on stage back then, and you interacted enthusiastically off stage. It was a nostalgic scene. ”

"But now, look at your faces, blank, sluggish. It's like a walking corpse. Don't forget your original intention, what about your former shouts, and what about your laughter?"

"Dead fatty, don't brainwash, hurry up to the finals!"

There was cursing from the audience.

The fat man turned his head and glared fiercely, and continued to say indifferently.

"Although the quality of this Dao master is still shallow, his cultivation has not grown. But in the past few years since entering the Sun Moon Divine Palace, your character cultivation has been greatly improved, how can you have such a qualityless general knowledge. ”

"That's it. Since you are so unmotivated, then this year's Best Audience Award will not be drawn, just give it to this one. ”

As he spoke, he invited a little brother who was standing in the front row with tears streaming down his face to the stage.

"Senior brother, isn't this a second dog?"

"yes, this kid is really good at acting. This year, I changed my hairstyle and won the Best Audience Award. ”

"This kid probably hasn't had a haircut for a year, and he looks like an ape. No wonder the dead fat man didn't recognize it for a while. ”

There was a lot of discussion in the audience.

"Don't get excited, the final will start right away. We warmed up first and presented the Best Audience Award. ”

After saying that, the fat man handed him a bottle of elixir.

"Little brother, you're so lucky. Do you have any wives and concubines this year? Would you like to give you an acceptance speech?"

I saw the second dog staring at the pill with straight eyes, and as soon as he got it in his hand, he was like a rabbit and immediately ran down the mountain.

The fat man was startled, and suddenly felt that this back was a little familiar.

"This little brother is a little shy, it's okay. Once born, twice cooked. ”

There was a heckle in the audience. "This is the second dog who won last year's award. ”

The fat man was silent for a moment, then sighed.

"Now that the Best Audience Award has been awarded, let's move on to the finals. ”