Chapter 55: I'll kill you if I say these two words again
The Valley of Hundred Flowers is not too far from Phoenix Mountain, but there are still sixty or seventy miles of land, and the female monks are of a low level, so the speed will definitely not be fast, and it will be noon when they return to the Valley of Hundred Flowers.
Speaking of which, this Hundred Flowers Valley is even smaller than the Hundred Grass Temple, otherwise it would not deviate from the main vein and live away from the heavenly realm, of course, no matter how small it is, it is also a sect.
The old head of Baihua Valley is about one or two hundred years old, and it is difficult to break through to the ninth layer of the empty Ming to enter the period of annihilation, this person is quite scheming, although there are many middle-aged junior sisters in the mountain gate, she transferred the position of head to her closed disciple Hua Wushuang as early as possible, and has her own care and support, not worrying that Hua Wushuang will not be able to control the mountain gate.
Hua Wushuang's cultivation is only the seventh layer of the Yuanhua Period, he has been practicing since he was five years old, and it is already very remarkable to have such an achievement in his early thirties, and he can be regarded as one of the geniuses of cultivating immortals from the Heavenly Realm. Coupled with the amazing beauty of her appearance, it is not surprising that she is one of the three aunts of the Heavenly Realm, and she has won the doting of the old master.
The three Spirit Void Stage disciples who had gone out hunting today suddenly came back in embarrassment, which surprised Hua Wushuang: "Why are you so flustered?"
"Master Hua, you have to avenge your disciple, I was molested by a little rascal......"
The disciples of Baihua Valley did not say that they were humiliated by molesting Mo Xiaobai, and they insisted that they were molested by Mo Xiaobai, and Hua Wushuang was really angry: "Little rascal...... How small?"
"Probably fifteen or sixteen......
Hearing this answer, Hua Wushuang was really speechless: "What? You were bullied by a child, how embarrassing it is to spread it, what kind of system has it become!"
The disciple at the head said aggrievedly: "Master Hua, it's not that the disciple is incompetent, don't look at the little rascal's young age, his cultivation is not lower than the three of us, anyway, I can't see how much cultivation he has." ”
Hua Wushuang's brain is a little insufficient, how much cultivation can a fifteen-year-old have?
"Okay, even if his cultivation is a little higher, but you three eldest monks can't beat a doll, who will believe it?"
The three friars were ashamed, they couldn't fight alone, but three against one was always okay, right?
Well, let's not talk about this aspect, the female monk at the head turned her buttocks and said: "Look, the little rascal keeps saying that he wants to rip off my clothes, and he says anything to see if he has long hair, such a shameful act, where can the disciple care about fighting with him, and he can't hide." If I hadn't escaped quickly, maybe my ass would have been exposed......"
Sure enough, this trick was good, where could Hua Wushuang still hold back, and shouted angrily: "Shameless man, see if I don't teach him a hard lesson......"
After that, ask for the specific location, step on the flying sword and go straight to Phoenix Mountain.
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After lunch, he didn't wait for the female monk of Baihua Valley, Mo Xiaobai thought it was okay, flirted with the fox spirit, and then fiddled with his magic weapons, and then a loud shout suddenly came from Phoenix Mountain: "The little bastard came out to die, see if I don't pick your skin......"
Mo Xiaobai's fingers were pinching, and when he heard this, he was frightened, and he had to put away the magic weapon.
it! it! it!
I thought it was fine, why did I come again?
It is estimated that the small one came to the old one, and this time I am afraid that it is not a spiritual void period monk, it must be a high-level monk.
Mo Xiaobai won't be stupid, right, he ran out to find something ugly, and looked out at the edge of the defensive array, heh, there was a super beauty outside, Mo Xiaobai's heart was pounding, and there was no way out......
Hua Wushuang couldn't find Mo Xiaobai at all, although the defensive array was set up by him, but after all, he had been blessed by Huangfu Xingyun, and it was strange that Hua Wushuang's cultivation could find a wooden house!
"The thief came out for me, dare to be a little rascal......
Looking at Hua Wushuang who was shouting and screaming outside, Mo Xiaobai gritted his teeth and stomped his feet: "I'm afraid of a bird, I'll meet a big beauty when I go out, how can I say that the little master is also a handsome pot that fascinates the beauties of the world......"
Taking advantage of Hua Wushuang's back, Mo Xiaobai rushed out.
"This beautiful sister, why are you screaming and running around, do you have a disease or do you want someone? Hehe, I am Langzhong, what is unspeakable, a pair of decoctions can cure all diseases. ”
Hua Wushuang hurriedly turned around when he heard the sound, and saw that it was indeed a little man with red lips and white teeth, and if he looked closely, it turned out to be a layer of heartbeat.
Oh my God, how is this possible!
Hua Wushuang opened his mouth and didn't speak, but his heart was turbulent, a fifteen or sixteen-year-old child, could it be said that he started cultivating when he was breastfeeding?
I've never heard of anyone starting to cultivate from their mother's womb, so it's not going to let people live......
Suddenly remembering that the little kid said that he was sick, Hua Wushuang's face became ugly, and he pointed at Mo Xiaobai: "Whoever you say has a disease, you have a disease, and your whole family has a disease!"
Mo Xiaobai clasped his hands together and said with a smile: "Female donor, you are right, the poor road is indeed a disease in the whole family, my grandfather lived to be thirty-eight years old, my father lived to be thirty-nine years old, no one in the family can live past the age of forty, isn't there a disease?"
Hua Wushuang was slightly stunned, feeling that Mo Xiaobai's family was indeed miserable, and the family was short-lived.
Then I thought that I was here to find trouble, so why pity him.
"Even if you have a disease, it doesn't mean that I have a disease. ”
"The female benefactor said this is bad, if you say that you have no disease, then why are you shouting on this barren mountain, like crazy? ”
Mo Xiaobai has a lot of trouble, a donor for a while, a poor road for a while, and he doesn't play cards according to the routine at all.
Sure enough, Hua Wushuang couldn't help it, and shouted: "Well, are you a disciple of Buddhism or a disciple of Taoism, a donor for a while and a poor Dao, how can you talk nonsense like this?"
Mo Xiaobai clasped his hands together: "Good, the poor road is Xiaolangzhong, specializing in the treatment of all kinds of incurable diseases......"
The little guy was messing around, and the angry Hua Wushuang was angry: "I won't talk nonsense with you, I ask you why you are rude to my disciples, you don't learn well at a young age, and you want to take off women's clothes......"
The words behind him couldn't be spoken, Hua Wushuang stared at Mo Xiaobai with hatred and hatred, waiting for him to answer.
Mo Xiaobai saw that the other party's face was not good, and he was vigilant: "This sister is so unreasonable, this is simply a wicked person suing me first! Those three female monks deceived me when I was young, and kept saying that they wanted to take off my clothes and touch my balls, and they also wanted to see if the kid had long hair, who was rude?"
Hua Wushuang was choked by Mo Xiaobai's open mouth and couldn't speak, the three disciples didn't say that they wanted to touch the little child's balls, if he said the truth, it was his own side that was to blame.
Even if he was in a loss, he couldn't admit it, Hua Wushuang shouted: "Full of nonsense, how can a disciple of Hundred Flowers Valley touch your eggs......"
In the end, the egg was blocked back by Hua Wushuang's hand, how could such a dirty word be spoken, and his face turned red all of a sudden.
Mo Xiaobai sneered: "How is it impossible? It's just that the female monk saw the poor Taoist student's lips and white teeth, graceful and suave, and a talent, so she had evil thoughts and wanted to be indecent ......."
it! it! It's so powerful, so shameless!
Mo Xiaobai said that the disciples of the Hundred Flowers Valley were so unbearable that Hua Wushuang really couldn't listen to it anymore: "Bah, you shut up for me, the Hundred Flowers Valley is a place for cultivating immortals, and the disciples under the sect will not touch your balls no matter what, it's nonsense!"
This time, it was all said, and the two balls were all spoken, and the words they said were splashed out to get water, and the ashamed flowers were ashamed of themselves.
Mo Xiaobai pinched his waist, and his waist straightened: "They just want to touch my balls, so they will pump their butts, the balls are not touched casually, give them a lesson so as not to dare to touch my balls in the future." ”
"Don't say any more balls, or I'll kill you......"
This time Hua Wushuang was really angry, what is this Nima, one bite at a time, talking endlessly......