Chapter 18: Train Qin Shu
In the retreat room of the Heavenly Palace, Qin Shu was lying on the ground with his hair scattered and dressed, a large ball of rags was stuffed in his mouth, and the phoenix eyes looked at Fang Yuan who was sitting on the side angrily, if his eyes could kill, it was estimated that Fang Yuan would have died a long time ago.
"Little slut, don't you want to kill yourself, I'll see if you die?" Fang Yuan said with a smile, his fingers flicking Qin Shu's forehead for a while.
"Woo woo ......" What answered him was Qin Shu's whining sound from his throat, the acupoints around her body were pointed, and her mouth was stuffed full, how could she make a sound? At this time, she only hated that she didn't take the opportunity to bite the poison sac in her mouth just now, and as a result, the thief had a chance to take advantage of it, but now she can't die if she wants to.
"By the way, are you Liuxiang Pavilion playing assassination? There is still poison hidden in this tooth, if it weren't for my master, I am well-informed, and you will really succeed. Fang Yuan pinched Qin Shu's pink nose and smiled.
"Woo ......"
Regardless of what Qin Shu was whining, Fang Yuan said to himself again: "Do you think you'll be over when you're dead?" it's a big deal for me, even if you die, I'll be hehehe...... Master" said and laughed.
"Woo woo woo ......" Qin Shu whined louder.
Fang Yuan hurriedly waved his hand and said, "Don't get me wrong, my taste is not so heavy, master. Then his tone changed again: "I just want to hang your body on the city gate, of course you don't wear clothes, you don't even want your life, what do you want clothes for, don't you say?"
"Woo woo woo ......"
"Smack" Fang Yuan flicked his finger on Qin Shu's head, and said unhappily: "What are you whining about?
I don't know if it was hurt by Fang Yuan's bullet, or if he was wronged in his heart, Qin Shu's eyes moistened for the first time, but the whining stopped.
Seeing this, Fang Yuan was overjoyed in his heart, and hurriedly asked, "How did you figure it out?" Do you want to play a tune for me for my master?"
"Woo woo woo ......" Qin Shu whined again, but his eyes blinked.
"Are you willing or unwilling?" said Fang Yuan, pointing at Qin Shu's forehead again, making a gesture.
Qin Shu hurriedly closed his eyes, but two lines of tears slipped down from the corners of his eyes.
Fang Yuan looked at Qin Shu's forehead, which was already a little red and swollen, hesitated for 0.5 seconds, then took his hand back stupidly, and at the same time complained impatiently: "Cry! You women know how to cry! If you agree to play a tune for me, you will wink, and if you don't agree, you will wink." ”
Qin Shu was stunned when he heard this, and looked at Fang Yuan with a pair of watery eyes and confusion, this is not a blink.
"Haha, sir, I'm joking with you, in fact, sir, I already know that you agree. Fang Yuan suddenly laughed.
Qin Shu slid down three black lines in his head, and said in his heart: "This guy really has a normal head. ”
Just when Qin Shu lamented what he had done in his previous life that would cause her to fall into the hands of a psychopath, Fang Yuan said again: "I also know that you are just perfunctory to me now, once I let you go, you will find another opportunity to commit suicide, right?"
Without waiting for Qin Shu to react, Fang Yuan said to himself again: "But how did you commit suicide? Hanging the beam to commit suicide? It doesn't work, don't say that there is no sorghum hanging for you in this room, even if there is, you don't have a chance under my nose; hit the wall? also have no chance; take poison?I have searched all over your body, there should be nothing missing, unless you hide in that place......" As he spoke, Fang Yuan's eyes looked between Qin Shu's legs.
Seeing this, Qin Shu "wooed" again, but it was more intense than ever.
Fang Yuan laughed again: "I'm joking, look at it scares you, master, am I that kind of person?"
Qin Shu's eyes blinked wildly, and he said in his heart: "You are that kind of person!"
Ignoring Qin Shu, Fang Yuan said to himself again: "It's quite convenient to bite your tongue and kill yourself, but it's a pity that it's very difficult to bite your tongue and want to die, but if this tongue bites off, you can't sing a little song to me, then I can only hang you on the city gate tower?......;
Immediately, Fang Yuan chattered crookedly for a long time, what kind of self-immolation, throwing into the river, throwing into the well, inserting eyes, inserting ears, eating soil to support death, drinking water and choking to death, sleeping and sleeping to death, etc., all kinds of suicide methods were recited by him, anyway, the final outcome was that Qin Shu not only couldn't die, but also had to be hung by him on the city gatehouse.
Just when Qin Shu was about to fall asleep when he heard this, Fang Yuan suddenly stopped, pulled out the rags from her mouth, and unlocked her acupoints.
Qin Shu's first reaction after resuming her actions was to lean over and vomit, because the rags that Fang Yuan stuffed in her mouth were socks that had been passed through two circles.
"How is it better?" Fang Yuan said with concern, but no matter how he looked at that expression, he was gloating.
Qin Shu wiped the corners of his mouth and gasped, "If I help you play and sing, you really have to let me go?"
"Of course, how can I be regarded as a martial arts senior, a famous man in the rivers and lakes, and a decent leader, speaking naturally counts, as long as you can help me break through the bottleneck in front of me, I will not only let you go, but also reward you heavily, what magic secrets, gold and silver treasures, power and beauty...... Beautiful man, as long as you want, I can satisfy you. Fang Yuan said with a righteous face.
"Vomit ......" Qin Shu leaned over again and vomited.
The corners of Fang Yuan's mouth twitched, and he pointed to a wooden door with a cold face and said, "Whoever vomits is responsible, there is a bucket of rags in the house over there, quickly clean it up by yourself." As he spoke, he retreated backwards and walked away, with a disgusted expression on his face.
Hearing this, Qin Shu opened the wooden door that Fang Yuan pointed to, and inside was a washroom with complete equipment and tools, she picked up the bucket and rag, then turned around, knelt on the ground and cleaned up, where was there still the previous fierceness and arrogance, and she looked like a little maid at home.
Fang Yuan held his nose with one finger and frowned at Qin Shu who was wiping the filth, his eyes wandered, but he didn't know what he was thinking.
After a stick of incense, the clear sound of the piano and the gentle singing sound resounded in the secret room.