Chapter 0020: I Have an Agreement with the Queen Mother
After having flying skills, Chen Yi couldn't help but experience it. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info used his skills, stepped on the auspicious clouds, and flew in the direction of Sun Wukong. The monk's robe fluttered slowly in the wind, so comfortable.
It's a pity that everything is difficult at the beginning. Chen Yi has not mastered the use of skills, so he wants to show his skills, so he can't pretend to be forced and almost becomes a monk in the soup.
When you arrive at your destination, you can't stop at all, and you land directly in the hot dog meat hot pot.
"Nima!"
Chen Yi scolded secretly in his heart, and hurriedly asked Sun Wukong for help: "Wukong, catch it as a teacher!"
Sou!
Sun Wukong's eyes were quick, he flashed over, and ripped Chen Yi off the air in one fell swoop, avoiding the tragedy. But it still scared Chen Yi out of a cold sweat, and he was afraid when he thought about it.
It seems that pretending to be forced will not necessarily be struck by lightning, but there must be enough capital, otherwise, I don't know how to die.
Yang Jian looked at Chen Yi puzzled and said, "Holy monk, how could you land in the pot?"
"Uh......" Chen Yi touched his bald head, rolled his eyes and said, "The spell has just recovered a little, and it is a little rusty, which makes Zhenjun smile." ”
Yang Jian was also honest, and hurriedly waved his hand: "Otherwise, otherwise, this gentleman has no intention of making fun of him, and the holy monk should not go to his heart." By the way, Holy Monk, when will this dog meat hot pot be edible?"
Chen Yi didn't answer immediately, used a branch as chopsticks, took a piece of dog meat and put it in his mouth to taste, and then said, "It's okay now, Zhenjun, please use it." ”
As soon as he heard this, Yang Jian, who had already swallowed a lot of saliva, naturally couldn't wait, stretched out his hand to draw a circle in the air, and three pairs of silver chopsticks appeared in the palm of his hand, handing Chen Yi and Sun Wukong a pair respectively.
Then, he immediately started to put the dog meat into his mouth, and sandwiched several pieces at a time, regardless of whether it was hot or not, spicy or not, and ate it quickly, as if he was afraid of being eaten by Chen Yi.
Although Sun Wukong took the chopsticks, although he was amused by the tempting fragrance, he was still very hesitant to move the chopsticks into the pot.
It's not that Sun Wukong's Buddha nature is really high, but in the past few hundred years, he has never eaten any flesh, and he is a little apprehensive in his heart, not knowing if he will get sick or something if he eats meat.
Chen Yi doesn't bother to pay attention to Sun Wukong now, and the most important thing is to eat meat quickly. You can't let Yang Jian eat alone, he will cry blind.
It's just that Chen Yi forgot something important again. He hasn't completely taken off the mortal fetus yet, and all aspects of his body are not so good, how can he be like Yang Jian, sending his brain into his mouth without doing anything?
"Oops!"
Suddenly with a wail, Chen Yi hurriedly spit out the three pieces of dog meat that had fallen into his mouth, fanned the wind into his mouth one by one, and stretched out his tongue that had been scalded out of several big bubbles to dissipate heat.
Sun Wukong on the side couldn't help but snicker, blinking his monkey eyes, and gloating with a face.
Where does Chen Yi have time to take care of these now, even if he wants to recite the mantra, he can't achieve it, his tongue is too painful to exert force.
Yang Jian was quite kind, and after seeing that Chen Yi was burned, he took out a pill and handed it over: "Holy monk, please take this pill." ”
Chen Yi also knew that Yang Jian would not have bad intentions, so he immediately grabbed it and swallowed it in one gulp. Suddenly, an unusually comfortable coolness spread in the mouth, the hot sensation dissipated immediately, and the burned area quickly healed and recovered as before.
"The elixir of the gods is really extraordinary, it is simply an artifact for home travel!" Chen Yi thought so, and a super bold plan rose in his heart, and he couldn't help but glance at Yang Jian, who was gobbling it up again.
After that, Chen Yi didn't dare to be reckless, took a purple gold bowl, filled about a pound of dog meat, and went to the side to enjoy it slowly. And when he got the information from the purple gold bowl, Chen Yi scolded himself for being a fool just now.
Because of the temptation of food, I forgot the artifact of the purple gold bowl for a while, and it was hot enough, I deserved it!
Now, after the dog meat is loaded into the purple gold bowl, it is not only a delicacy, but also a treasure with attributes. And this attribute is very good, after eating, it is not afraid of the cold, not afraid of the heat, and the body automatically adjusts, allowing it to change in the four seasons.
After about half an hour, Yang Jian also filled his belly, his face was full of comfort, and he actually took out a toothpick and picked his teeth very elegantly.
There is still a lot of dog meat left in the pot, and it is a pity to pour it out. So, Yang Jian proposed: "Holy monk, can you let this monarch bring some to the heavenly court, so that the queen mother can also taste such deliciousness?"
Chen Yi was very generous, and waved his hand and said, "Why not? ”
"Then Ben-kun is welcome. Yang Jian was very neat, raised his big hand, took out a porcelain basin, took away all the dog meat, and immediately retreated, driving the clouds to the heavenly court, wanting to show off in front of the queen mother.
It's a pity that he underestimated the queen mother's acumen, boasted about it, and was reprimanded, which made him very angry. It's a pity that the queen mother is his aunt, so he can only endure it.
And in the mortal world, after seeing Yang Jian take all the dog meat away, Sun Wukong regretted it a little, and couldn't help but ask Chen Yi: "Master, is the dog meat hot pot delicious?"
Chen Yi said seriously: "As a teacher will not answer your questions, this, only through your own experience, can you know the mystery." Monkey, you remember, vegetarian food used to be valuable, meat and meat are even better, if it is for the sake of cultivation, both have to be fished. ”
"This is ......" Sun Wukong looked confused, looked at Chen Yi, and his eyes were full of curiosity: "Master, the disciple is stupid, I don't understand what the master said, and I ask the master to teach you a thing or two." ”
"Hey!" Chen Yi sighed and said, "What's not to understand about this? It's just that you don't just think about fasting every day, but also eat some meat, don't get malnourished and become a monkey mummy!"
"What is a mummy?" Sun Wukong hurriedly asked, very seriously.
Chen Yi suddenly felt powerless, and sighed again: "In the future, I will teach you slowly as a teacher, don't ask, curiosity will kill the monkey." ”
Sun Wukong sighed, turned the golden hoop stick back, and led the little white dragon to continue on the road, thinking about whether it was good to eat meat or not, and what a mummy was.
Just as they walked thirty miles, Yang Jian appeared again. Looking at his appearance, it seems that he is not in a good mood.
Chen Yi stepped forward, folded his hands and said, "What is the matter with Zhenjun?"
Yang Jian didn't answer, and directly took out a piece of gold leaf and handed it to Chen Yi and asked him to read it for himself.
Chen Yi immediately opened the gold leaf and read: "I am the queen mother, I am very happy with the food made by the holy monk, and I look forward to eating the food of the holy monk again. If you can, I hope that the holy monks will make more and sell them to Heaven. Erlang Zhenjun is the messenger between the holy monk and me, and the holy monk can submit an exchange of conditions for Erlang Zhenjun to convey to me. ”
Looking at this gold leaf, Chen Yi instantly felt that he was about to take off. The Queen Mother personally wrote to ask for food, which is simply unheard of. Seize this opportunity and make a good profit.
At the same time, Chen Yi also concluded that those high-ranking immortals are estimated to be a bunch of foodies. If you can conquer their stomachs, will you still lack the resources you need for cultivation? Will your cultivation path be lonely?
Of course, everything has to start with the Queen Mother first, and come to an agreement.
Thinking of this, Chen Yi couldn't help but sing loudly: "I have an agreement with the Queen Mother, send the gods of heaven to mix with me, and with these three-inch clever tongues, the sisters of the fairy family will also be able to handle it......"