Chapter 147: Go up the mountain and chop wood
In the early morning, the Bodhi Temple located at the foot of the mountain seems to be very quiet, and the first rays of morning light shine on the blue-gray tiles of the Bodhi Temple without hesitation. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
Accompanied by the sound of the Bodhi Temple's bells, it also ushered in a new day.
The white fish maw glows in the east, and as time goes by, the white circle of light becomes more and more red, and gradually the entire eastern cloud layer is dyed with carmine, and the whole earth is also vigorous.
At this time, Zhuo Yifan in the wooden house was still sleeping soundly.
"Get up!"
A stiff voice came from the side of the bed.
Although this voice was very loud and harsh, it did not wake up Zhuo Yifan, who was asleep, immediately.
He smacked his lips, his expression still looking like he was enjoying it. This made the idiot monk on the side instantly angry.
"Sleep! Hurry up and chop wood for me. ”
The obsessive monk's stiff voice just now completely turned into a roar at this time, and even the expression on his face became extremely gloomy.
This roar made Zhuo Yifan on the bed completely wake up, but he woke up from fright.
"How...... It's over!" Zhuo Yifan said with his eyes wide open.
Although he woke up from the shock, he still looked tired.
The idiot monk glanced at Zhuo Yifan, his eyebrows were furrowed, he looked very impatient, and roared: "What's the matter?
When Zhuo Yifan heard this, he rubbed his hazy sleepy eyes, and found that it was an idiot monk, and a smile appeared on his face.
"It turned out to be the second senior brother!" Zhuo Yifan said with a smile.
Seeing Zhuo Yifan's smiling face, the gloomy face of the idiot monk did not change because of this.
"What time is it? I'm still sleeping, hurry up and go to the mountains to chop wood!" The idiot monk said mercilessly: "If you delay the firewood in the Xiangji kitchen, don't eat today's meal!"
"Ah, isn't this hour a little early!" Zhuo Yifan asked in a low voice.
I saw the idiot monk, his eyes glared, pointed to the sunlight outside the window, and asked him rhetorically: "The sun is blooming, is it still early?"
Zhuo Yifan is not a fool, seeing his attitude and expression, he is naturally reluctant to confront him, so he smiled and said, "Hehe, it's not early, it's not early!"
"Then what are you still grinding about? I really want to leave myself without food today!"
Zhuo Yifan scratched his head and said with a smile: "But I haven't eaten breakfast today! ”
"Soup Chef has left your food, you can go eat it!" the idiot said, turned around and walked outside.
"Okay, I'll go!"
Zhuo Yifan agreed with his mouth while making a contemptuous gesture at his back.
When the idiot walked to the door, he suddenly turned around, and Zhuo Yifan, who was making contemptuous actions behind his back, hurriedly put it away in a panic.
Fortunately, the idiot didn't find out, he shouted at Zhuo Yifan: "Eat a good meal, remember to chop wood, and I will check it carefully when I come back." ”
After saying a word, he walked out again with his head up, this time he didn't look back, until the whole person disappeared from Zhuo Yifan's sight.
"Hmph, let me chop wood, the ghost will go!"
After Zhuo Yifan finished his cruel words, he lay on the bed on all fours, cursing the idiot monk in his mouth.
He hadn't been lying down for long, when suddenly there was a voice.
"Goo-Goo......
This "cooing" sound also caught his attention, this familiar sound was not the cry of a frog, but the cry of his hungry stomach.
He covered his stomach and complained: "It's really useless, I ate so much last night, why did I get hungry all night!"
"No matter, I'm not going to chop wood!"
He pulled up the corner of the futon and put it over his head, trying to block out the "cooing" noise.
But the sound can be blocked, and the taste of being hungry always makes him very uncomfortable.
"Ahh
He couldn't lie comfortably on the bed at this time, he straightened up, sat on the bed, pointed to his stomach and shouted: "I blame you, I said that I wouldn't go, it's good now, I have to go!"
"If you want to be a ghost, you have to be a full ghost!"
With that, he reluctantly got out of bed and walked outside.
Out of the room, he went straight to his destination, the Aroma Kitchen.
When passing by the Bodhi Courtyard, he saw many disciples standing in the courtyard, as if practicing a formation, because it was the first time he saw it, Zhuo Yifan did not know very well.
Seeing that the leader was an idiot monk, Zhuo Yifan twitched the corners of his mouth, looking very disdainful of him.
Although his face is like this, his eyes never leave the direction of the crowd, and when he sees the highlights, his pace can't help but slow down, and he will learn to do a few movements.
Until there was a monk at the door, seeing his dull gaze and random imitation movements, he shouted to him: "What are you looking at? Hurry up!"
This made him have to leave, and when he was far away from the martial eunuch monk, his face changed, and he looked indignant and said: "Look at it, you can't die, what's the big deal, if the master knows martial arts, how can there be any place for your spirit!"
At this time, a joking voice rang out.
"You know that daydreaming, just your three-legged cat's kung fu, what is there to be angry about!"
He looked back and saw that it was Yu Qingqiu who spoke.
He glanced at her, and sneered casually, "Who should I be? So far, Zhuo Yifan still thinks that Yu Qingqiu is a man, a very motherly man.
Looking at Zhuo Yifan's proud appearance, Yu Qingqiu's little face turned pale with anger, and his teeth were between his red lips, biting "gurgling".
"It's a big joke for a self-righteous guy to say that others are self-righteous. ”
Yu Qingqiu stepped forward and said as he walked, his two eyes staring at Zhuo Yifan all the time.
Seeing this, Zhuo Yifan's expression followed suit, and he shouted to him: "What are you doing? I don't have time to fight with you, I still have to chop wood!"
After saying this, he ran away without looking back.
Seeing Zhuo Yifan fleeing, Yu Qingqiu was also secretly helpless, looked at his distant back, and muttered to himself: "Count your kid running fast." ”
She turned around and asked her junior sister, "What did he say in the last sentence just now?"
Senior sister Lin Qingyi thought about it in her mind for a while, and replied: "It seems to be chopping wood!"
"Chopping wood?"
"Hehe......"
After Yu Qingqiu heard this, he suddenly thought of something, so he couldn't help laughing.
Lin Qingyi on the side was also stunned, and stepped forward puzzled: "Senior sister, what are you laughing at?"
"I suddenly thought of a solution. ”
"One way, what way?" Lin Qingyi said curiously.
"A way to relieve my anger. ”
She turned around and said, "Don't ask, you'll know when the time comes." ”
After speaking, he walked forward with a smile on his face.
Looking at the back of her senior sister, Lin Qingyi shook her head in confusion, and then followed.
Zhuo Yifan went to the Xiangji Kitchen, and saw that there was really some food on the case, maybe because he was too hungry, smelling the white porridge in the bowl and the vegetarian stuffed buns on the plate, which were particularly fragrant.
said that it was too late and that was fast, and the food on the case was swept away by dividing it by two. (To be continued.) )