Chapter 28 Liu Bang with broken eggs

Chapter 28 Liu Bang with broken eggs

At this time, Yi Xiaochuan came over from the crowd with a middle-aged man with loose hair, but it was Liu Bang who came, and his injured hand had healed before. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE。 info

As soon as Liu Bang saw such a lively place, he immediately wanted to go in and eat and drink.

So he went to fool Yi Xiaochuan and wanted Yi Xiaochuan to let him in, and Yi Xiaochuan learned that he was Liu Bang, and he was shocked, this is the founding emperor of the Han Dynasty, Han Gaozu!

Liu Bang grinned, walked in the direction of Haobai and said, "Ah, congratulations, Liu Ji in Xia Naipei County is also a celebrity, can you enter?"

Liu Bang didn't wait for Haobai to answer: "Oh, you're welcome, you don't need to entertain, I'll go in first." Haobai glanced at his eyes, yes, it's this product again, he actually came to eat and drink, last time it made him hurt for a few days, and this time he dared to come, Haobai planned to make him lose a bigger face this time.

Haobai thought like this in his heart, but said with a smile on his face: "Hey, this is not Liu Ji of Pei County, rare guests, come and invite you in, the greeting is not good, forgive me, haha......"

Liu Bang's face was a little stunned, he didn't expect that this Yi Xiaochuan's brother didn't drive him away, and welcomed him so much, which couldn't help but surprise him, but his face was already thick, and he didn't care, and replied with a smile: "It's okay, I'll go in by myself." Haha...", and walked in slowly.

After a while, Lu Gong, Hao Bai, and Yi Xiaochuan entered the hall one after another.

After Haobai entered, he saw that Liu Bang was still standing in the hall, and everyone else was already seated, Yi Xiaochuan also saw it, and he said to Haobai: "Second brother, I'll go and arrange a seat for Liu Bang." ”

Haobai could let him arrange it, so he hurriedly picked up a stone secretly, and used his internal force to hit Liu Bang's crotch.

At the speed of the stone, not one of the many guests could see it.

"Ah!!h

At this time, everyone heard a miserable scream, and they all looked at the place where the sound came from, only to see Liu Bang bending over and holding his crotch tightly with both hands, and kept wailing: "Ahhh......h Whoop...... Wow, wow, wow......" Liu Bang kept screaming, his eyes bulged out, his green tendons bulged, and all kinds of weird cries came out of his mouth, obviously the egg hurt to the extreme.

Everyone looked at Liu Bang and whispered: "What's the matter with this person? It can't be that he is crazy! Let's stay away from him." "Yes, we need to stay away from this man. ”

Haobai is more ruthless this time, not like the last time it made him hurt for a while, this time not only let him experience the feeling of a handful of broken balls, but his thing is estimated to be useless in the future.

Haobai saw that Liu Bang was almost embarrassed, so he said: "Brother Liu, what's wrong with you, it's okay!"

Liu Bang gritted his teeth when he heard Haobai's words and said, "I... I'm fine."

Haobai then sneered: "Brother Liu, you have to go to the doctor even if there is any hidden disease in that place, don't be embarrassed, this person will be treated if he is sick!"

When Liu Bang heard his words, his face turned black and said, "You... You—" But he couldn't say a complete sentence, and I don't know if he was so painful that he couldn't say it or if he was so angry that he couldn't say it.

Liu Bang raised his head and looked around, and found that everyone was looking at him strangely, and everyone thought that this person was not crazy, but that there was a disease in that place, and it seemed that he was not lightly ill, and it was all painful like that.

Haobai looked at him and said, "Brother Liu, I think you should hurry up and find the doctor, can you still go? If you can't go, I'll ask someone to help you." ”

Liu Bang listened to Haobai's words, and did not answer, covering his hands underneath, and his feet were slowly moving, obviously no matter how thick his skin was, he didn't have the face to stay here.

After Liu Bang left, the banquet was staggered, and the atmosphere became more harmonious, and everyone toasted and talked with each other until the evening, when the curtain came to an end.

At this time, the guests began to disperse one after another, their faces were very satisfied with the banquet, and they smiled and communicated with the nearby gentry and left the Lu Mansion......

The next day, early in the morning, Haobai went to find Lu Gong: "Uncle, it's early, I didn't expect my uncle to get up so early." ”

"Nephew early, old, I don't have much time to sleep now, and it's easy to wake up, so it's early. It's you, young man, don't you sleep for a while?" Mrs. Lu stroked his beard and smiled, looking at Haobai's eyes more and more friendly, after all, it was only a matter of time before they were about to become a family.

Suddenly, Lu Gong suddenly said to Haobai: "Virtuous nephew, the matter of the private school has been almost prepared, and the old man will go to serve as a chair in the near future, and it is time to prepare for the lifelong event of you, Pheasant and Susu......" Haobai was happy in his heart, he got up so early today for this, but Haobai was not good for him to say it first, and it was just right for Lu Gong to say it at this time.

Haobai's face straightened, sat up straight, and said respectfully: "What Gong Lu said is very true, and I also feel that it is time to talk about our marriage." There are not many relatives and friends in this world, only two sworn brothers, and everything is arranged by Lu Gong. ”

Haobai had an excited smile on his face, and his heart was full of excitement, because he was finally going to get out of singleness and become a family member from now on......

Hearing this, Mrs. Lu stroked his beard and nodded, "Since I asked me to arrange it, then there will be an auspicious day of the zodiac in a few days, I don't know what the virtuous nephew thinks?" In addition, the two brothers you mentioned are Yi Xiaochuan and your eldest brother?"

Haobai replied: "What Gong Lu said is good, these two brothers. ”

Lu Gong: "Then I don't know how the virtuous nephew needs to invite his brother, and where do you need Lu Fu to send invitations?"

Haobai replied: "Uncle, my eldest brother Xiang Yu lives in Huiji, and I need my uncle to send a servant to invite, and it is estimated that it will take four or five days." ”

Mrs. Lu stroked his beard and groaned for a while before he nodded and said, "In that case, tomorrow I will send a servant from the palace to Huiji to look for your brother." It's just that, where does your brother's family live? How can you find it?" Lu Taigong looked at Hao Bai curiously, for Hao Bai's eldest brother, Lu Gong knew something, after all, Hao Bai and Yi Xiaochuan often talked about it, but the detailed information was not known.

"Gong Lu, my eldest brother's Huiji Xiang family is also a famous family, and you will know when you ask when you arrive at Huiji. Haobai replied with a smile, but he was very confident in the identity of his eldest brother, although he was not famous and powerful in this world, but we had a relationship.

When Mrs. Lu heard this, her wrinkled face smiled even more happily, "Oh? That makes the old man look forward to it." The virtuous nephew is really extraordinary. Haobai nodded, and then said goodbye to Lu Xuan, preparing to tell Lu Pheasant and Lu Su the news......