Chapter 0152: The Monkey's Imagination
Seeing Sun Wukong's squinting appearance, our second senior brother was very unpleasant, and ran to Chen Yi's side to complain: "Master, look at the plagued monkey, and forget your old man's advice." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info”
Chen Yi glanced at Zhu Bajie, and said angrily: "Lao Tzu is not blind, do you still need to be reminded?
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie immediately withered, carrying a nine-toothed nail rake, Yan'er walked away, and a million American elephants were rushing wildly in her heart.
To tell the truth, Zhu Bajie has been despised by Chen Yi not three times or twice, but it is a pity that the pig is always a pig, and he has no longer memory. Seeing that there is a loophole, the nature of the confession has to explode, and it can't be controlled at all.
And just when Zhu Bajie was scolded for failing to say anything, Sun Wukong hurriedly jumped over, grabbed the monkey hair, and grinned: "Master, it's not too early for you to see the sky, or just rest first and set off tomorrow morning." There is a family in the past, how about my grandson go to find out the news?"
After finishing speaking, regardless of whether Chen Yitong disagreed or not, he ran away with a cigarette, and the target was the beautiful woman who was pounding vegetables at the door of the house.
"Master, senior brother wants to pick up girls again. Monk Sha spoke lightly and said what he was thinking.
Chen Yi smiled slightly and said, "The teacher knows, but I don't want to stop the monkey this time, so let him go." After walking for such a long time, it's time to let it relax and relax. ”
That being said, but Chen Yi is a little ill-intentioned, and he will only be restrained if he lets Sun Wukong suffer a little crime himself. Otherwise, no matter how much you say, the monkey will take it as a deaf ear.
The beauty at the door of the room, Chen Yi saw her true appearance at a glance, not a real beauty, but a monster, a weasel monster.
As for why Sun Wukong can't see that people are monsters, it's not that his fiery eyes are ineffective, but that the other party's cultivation is very high, and he has broken through the bottleneck of the nine-turn true immortal and reached the one-turn golden immortal, of course the monkey can't see through it.
However, Chen Yi also wondered, how could he not be recognized by the Heavenly Court and become a real immortal when his cultivation was so high?
Seeing that someone was running towards him, it was still a monkey with a hairy face and a thunderous mouth, and the weasel monster pretended to be afraid, threw away the hoe in his hand, and shouted as he ran: "Monster!
"Don't be afraid, don't be afraid!" Sun Wukong waved his hand again and again, and said with a harmless smile: "Female Bodhisattva, do you see the monk over there? He is a senior monk sent by the Tang Dynasty to the West to worship the Buddha and seek scriptures. My old grandson is his eldest apprentice, Sun Wukong, not a monster. ”
The weasel monster still pretended to be very similar, and said in a trembling voice, "You...... You're really not a youkai?"
"No, no!" Sun Wukong stroked the long hair on his forehead and said with a smile: "Female Bodhisattva, look, is there a monster as handsome as my grandson?"
"This ......," the weasel monster said, "Then, why is Elder Sun here?"
Sun Wukong pretended to be a gentleman as much as possible, and after coughing a few dryly, he clasped his hands together and said: "Amitabha, our master and apprentice path to the treasure land, seeing that it is getting late, we have come to stay for one night and ask for some fasting food, I don't know if it is convenient for the female bodhisattva?"
The weasel monster nodded slightly, and said in a low voice: "Since this is the case, then ask Elder Sun to tell Tang Shengseng, if you don't dislike the shabby residence of the little girl, please go into the house to rest." ”
"Not shabby, not shabby! Thank you, Bodhisattva. Sun Wukong's heart was full of joy, thinking that as long as he could stay overnight, he would have succeeded. The other half of the rest, with his ability to pretend to be forced, is naturally hand-to-hand.
Come to think of it, things are still going to happen. Therefore, Sun Wukong hurried back and reported the situation to Chen Yi: "Master, the female Bodhisattva has promised to let us spend the night." Master is so meritorious that there are people who stay overnight wherever he goes. ”
"Let's go, no more nonsense. Chen Yi ignored Sun Wukong and took the lead towards the house. But he was thinking in his heart, Lao Tzu's merits are immeasurable? If it weren't for the beauty of people's parents, would you be able to take the lead? I want to sleep with others, but I don't dare to say it, so I will take one!
"The little woman Huang Xiaolan has seen Tang Shengseng. The weasel monster was very polite, and bent down and bowed to Chen Yi.
"Touch your tofu!" Chen Yi is also very good at pretending: "There is a lot of disturbance, and please don't be surprised by the female donor." ”
The weasel monster waved his hand and said: "It is a great honor for the little woman not to dislike the holy monk, how can it be disturbed? ”
As he spoke, the weasel monster pushed open the courtyard door to welcome the arrival of Chen Yi's master and apprentice. Then he hurriedly arranged the meditation room, so that Chen Yi and them had a place to settle first.
Immediately, she saluted again, saying that she was going to make food and fill Chen Yi's stomach.
In the process of doing these things, Chen Yi found that the weasel monster didn't pay much attention to Sun Wukong and the others at all, and more eyes were on himself.
It can be seen that the purpose of this monster is not someone else, but him Chen Yi. To be sure, it is Tang monk meat, and it is the meat of monks who eat immortality.
After all, people are already golden immortals, and they can easily see Sun Wukong's cultivation, and they don't pay attention to them at all. As for Chen Yi, he is just a monk, and he will not be afraid.
Because of this, Chen Yi is not worried about poison in food, and wants to use it with peace of mind.
Not to mention, the food cooked by other weasels is so delicious that you can't stop. Even Chen Yi kept praising it, which made the weasel monster very embarrassed, and repeatedly said that Chen Yi was praising falsely.
After eating, the sun has also set, and the heavens and the earth are all illuminated by the sunset, and they are all red, which is spectacular.
However, the beautiful times are very short-lived, including this sunset. After a while, the red light faded and was replaced by night.
Chen Yi and them, all under the arrangement of the weasel monster, fell asleep one after another, and soon there was a sound of snoring. There are Chen Yi's, Sun Wukong's, Zhu Bajie's, and of course, Monk Sha and Little White Dragon.
But the only ones who really fell asleep were Zhu Bajie, Monk Sha, and Little White Dragon. Sun Wukong and Chen Yi are both pretending to be asleep, thinking about their little Jiujiu in their hearts.
Unknowingly, it was late at night, Sun Wukong couldn't bear the torment in his heart anymore, got up and went out, and tiptoed to the weasel monster's window to see if the girl was asleep.
If you haven't fallen asleep, it's natural to have a candle night talk, and then go to bed for a deep conversation. If you're asleep, wake them up and knock on the door.
"Who's out the window?"
A soft question came into Sun Wukong's ears, making the monkey crispy and numb with his bones, and he was stunned to be intoxicated.
However, Sun Wukong did not forget his next plan because of this, and hurriedly said: "It's me, Sun Wukong." ”
"Elder Sun, it's so late, what's the matter with coming to find the little girl?" another numbing voice struck and hit Sun Wukong's little heart.
"This ......" Sun Wukong scratched the monkey hair and whispered: "Female Bodhisattva, my grandson came here to ask the female Bodhisattva some small questions." I wonder if it's convenient for a female bodhisattva?"
The weasel monster didn't answer immediately, and paused for a while before saying, "Even so, then Elder Sun will invite you in." ”
As soon as he finished speaking, he heard footsteps and walked towards the door.
Sun Wukong was so excited, rubbing his hands with each other, hurriedly ran to the door of the room, waited for the door to open, and then completed the cool and crooked exercise plan.