Chapter 8 Though Dead Still Alive
"Senior brother, don't be discouraged, you've only played this hero for the first time, and you don't know about other heroes, and it's already good to achieve this record. ”
Han Bufan was secretly happy in his heart, and asked him to continue to the next ranking, this time he explained the hero skills of both enemies and enemies for Brother Monkey while waiting for the loading interface.
After a few handfuls, Brother Monkey's Monkey King has become extraordinary. Han Bufan bet on Brother Monkey playing "himself" before, and he was definitely very handy, but it was completely unexpected to have this kind of strength that surpassed the first place in the national uniform.
This kind of movement and the built-in script, the combo can be interrupted by hand speed and laughter, and you will understand how terrifying it is.
This time he is ready to start a live broadcast, with his technology and the handsome and realistic appearance of Brother Monkey in the pupils of the camera, he can definitely capture a large number of fans for him.
"Brother Monkey, wait a minute, the next one is the highlight. Do you want to be called the world's number one monkey?"
Han Bufan took the mouse to open the live broadcast room, and his words were passionate and righteous.
Brother Monkey stared at the interface of the League of Legends, and the lines of Monkey King echoed in his mind.
Let's take my grandson's ability!
Hmph, go and practice for a few years, and then come to my grandson!
I can turn 108,000 miles with one heel!
That's what they're capable of?
Brother Monkey muttered: "One hundred and eight thousand miles ......"
Looking at his expression, Han Bufan didn't guess wrong, the Monkey King is an ambitious stone monkey who wants to compete with the heavenly oath and is full of enthusiasm.
"Senior brother, do you think the characters in it are very similar to you?" Guessing the character, Han Bufan naturally wanted to give him a dose of chicken soup, so he immediately induced: "Senior brother, don't be shocked that he has such a great ability in the background story, you will definitely be stronger than him in the future!"
Brother Monkey was overjoyed when he heard this: "Little junior brother, I'm not shocked, it's just that his words remind me of the difficulties and dangers on the way to apprenticeship." Now that I have finally entered the Master's disciple, I don't know when I will be able to learn the true supreme method!"
Han Bufan is not anxious about Brother Monkey, although his few mantras can make Brother Monkey feel extraordinary, but he himself thinks that this mantra is not as good as the time when Bodhi Ancestor really gave Brother Monkey a preach.
However, the more sad and frustrating it is, the more significant the effect of chicken soup will be, not to mention that it is used to deal with Brother Monkey, which seems to give up, but it is actually full of enthusiasm.
"Brother Monkey, don't be in a hurry, set a small goal to kill the next ranked person into a dog and become the direct first monkey. If you can't even do such a simple thing now, then what hope will there be for the Immortal Dao in the future. Why do you shout after that, I want to never be able to cover my eyes again this day, and I want this earth to bury my heart. I want all living beings to understand what I mean, and I want all the gods and Buddhas to disappear!"
This chicken soup was beaten according to the dose, and Brother Monkey's face turned red in an instant, like his buttocks.
"It's a good day that I can't cover my eyes anymore, isn't the little junior brother just playing with the game, senior brother, I will definitely kill the other side without leaving a piece of armor!"
"Okay, then I'll start the live broadcast, give me blood torture to them, let them see what the real Monkey King is!"
Han Bufan was also burned by himself, so he opened the live broadcast room with a familiar car and took a name domineeringly: The Monkey King slaughtered the electric diamond! God blocks and kills God, and Buddha blocks and kills Buddha!
What do you say you will do if you lose?
Besides, everyone is full of enthusiasm and fighting spirit, and I can only tell you if you say this frustrating thing, if you lose, you will take the next hand......
Matched!
Loading screen!
In a live broadcast room of a certain fish, 800,000 followers are waiting for the wave of killing shows of the first monkey in the national service.
"Little monkey, the top list on the opposite side of the line with you actually took out your natal hero, and you still don't beat him?"
"It's better for you to beat him as a monkey, and you will eat your aunt if you lose!"
"It's the sword girl who was originally a monkey, and the monkey was recently cut into a dog, so I'm relieved to press this fish bean. ”
"I've seen what I pressed three million turn into four million. ”
"See you on the rooftop. ”
The anchor little monkey saw that the single monkey on the opposite side was also happy, and said: "I rely on so many people to press me to be killed first, so let's roll up to the rooftop." Dare not believe me, jump one or two. ”
Look at the monkey on the other side and say something. ”
"It's so rampant, does he know that he is the first monkey in the national costume on the line?"
"You know a basket, this is called a tactic to provoke the little monkey to make him Shi Lezhi, and then cooperate with the jungler to insult him. ”
"Scheming monkey!"
A line of red letters appears at the bottom left of the game start screen:
"Kill the gods and punish the immortals, stab them on the road!"
Before this gimmick can begin, there needs to be enough people to get fans for him.
Therefore, Han Bufan himself rewarded 500,000 yuan in his live broadcast room, that is, a hundred water fish walls.
In his previous life, he was quite envious of those popular anchors, the barrage full of screens looked so lively, and it was also very good to complain and ridicule and make a group of people happy.
Han Bufan used his account and bank card from his previous life to give rewards, and the phone number of the mobile phone that became a computer was used to start the live broadcast.
There are indeed many great gods playing with the electric one diamond segment, and Han Bufan also paid attention to the live broadcast, and at a glance he recognized the first monkey in the national costume on the opposite side - Little Monkey. At this time, if you don't smoke his powder, where can you suck it later?
100 Water Buddha Walls are a platform-wide announcement, and Han Bufan's live broadcast room has gained millions of popularity, and it will continue to grow! Although these people don't come to see the anchor, most people still understand and often watch League of Legends live broadcasts.
"I'm afraid it's Shi Lezhi in the live broadcast, but the first monkey in the national costume is opposite. ”
"If you look at the camera, the anchor is a monkey. ”
"Damn, I haven't found out before, the anchor, where did you buy this skin, it looks very realistic and close-fitting. ”
"Real monkey fight!"
"Nima 50w, the anchor, you can brush it yourself!"
"Yes, spray it on you, don't get in the way of me opening the box, hehe!" - the Water Buddha Wall can drop boxes to the audience, and the audience can open some gifts from it.
"The anchor is not afraid of being slapped in the face?"
"You know p, where can anyone watch if you don't slap your face?"
"It makes sense, I'm speechless. ”
"Come and come, green squat, white squat, white squat, yellow squat. ”
"The rhythm of this stupid belt, how can I squat and squat again, yellow squat after red squat, next. ”
At this moment, the live broadcast room of the two people exploded, the barrage kept brushing, and Han Bufan also opened the quiz, and the fish beans were planted and flew up, breaking 100 million in one breath.
After spending 500,000 yuan on his mobile phone account, the SMS prompt sound in a room in Shanghai remembered.
A tear-stained woman with a tear-stained face couldn't pick up the phone with her white hand, and looked excited when she saw the name of the sender.
"Sister He, just now Han Bufan's account spent 50w, and all the 50 was rewarded to an anchor on a certain fish platform!"
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In the office on the other side, the chief is saying in a sonorous voice: "We must continue to increase our care for left-behind children, do our best to crack down on traffickers and find out the list of missing children in our province, and strive to let every child have a warm home, no longer be displaced, and suffer from the cynicism and ridicule of others." ”
As he spoke, he choked up a little: "That's all for today's meeting, Xiaoliang, you hurry up and prepare the speech in three days." ”
At the end of the meeting, a man in black walked up behind the chief from the side, bent down and whispered.