Chapter 13 Changshan Zhao Yun
Sure enough, the rivers and lakes are sinister, I only hate myself for not taking the master's advice seriously, but now I have nothing but a big knife on my back and a beautiful woman behind me.
Fortunately, the shopkeeper was kind, took out a piece of paper, drew a map for me, and taught me to go to the east, where is the security hall of the people's medical hall. I was very grateful, and hurriedly led the woman in white out of the veterinarian hall, and halfway through, I was stopped by the patrolling Beihai city management officer, seeing that I did not have a temporary residence guide, and there was no identity document, I was afraid that I was the escaped Yellow Turban Army, and I abducted and trafficked women, so they wanted to arrest me and go to prison for questioning. Thanks to God's eyes, I took out a big knife and compared the process of fighting Zhang Bao and others, and the messenger was suspicious, so he let me go, otherwise I really don't know what to do.
But the woman in white, she didn't say a word along the way, she went wherever I pulled her, and she didn't seem to pay attention to my luggage and parcel when she lost it.
I smiled bitterly in my heart: "Where did you invite a cold-faced bodhisattva back?"
Finally found the security hall, and when Lang Zhong saw the injury of the woman in white, his heart suddenly brightened, this was a plot of lime powder. Fortunately, it has been washed with clear oil, and it only needs to be applied externally and taken internally to heal.
"What's your name, girl?" asked the doctor, holding a brush in his hand, intending to give a prescription.
Her name was ......, and I remembered that I hadn't asked the woman what her name was.
"My name is Zhao Yun. The woman said lightly.
"What?" I stood up in horror as if someone had been stabbed under my ass.
"You...... Do you say that again?" I was so angry that I almost fainted.
"My name is Zhao Yun. ”
"Do you live in Changshan?"
"Yes, it's Changshan. ”
"You...... Are you called Zhao Yun Zilong?"
"Hey, how do you know?"
"I ...... I ...... "I said a few words, but when I found that I had lost a lot of qi, I blushed and couldn't say a word anymore."
Zhao Yun didn't ask, and quietly waited for Lang Zhong's prescription.
I thought like a spring: "I have crossed over to a fake Three Kingdoms? Changshan Zhao Zilong turned out to be a woman? Could it be the same name and surname? Could it be that the history book "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" I read is fake?" I thought again, "Actually, at the top of Mount Tai at that time, I should have thought that this woman was not simple, and that swordsmanship was not something that ordinary people could beat." ”
"However, how can Zhao Yun be a woman?......
Lang Zhong finished prescribing the medicine, gave a few more instructions, grabbed the medicine for us, and let us leave. I lost my soul all the way, and just like that, I walked into the inn. After instructing Xiao Er to boil the decoction, he and Zhao Yun went back to their rooms to rest.
I couldn't sleep over and over, tossing and turning about the true and false Zhao Yun. The sound of the husband sounded, and I was really panicked, so I decided to ask in person. So I didn't put on my shoes, I got up and went to the door of the next room, only to see that the lights were bright, and I thought that the woman hadn't slept yet, so I pushed the door and walked in.
This martial arts inn is very elegant, the outside of the Tianzi room is the guest hall, and the inside is the place where the guests rest. When I saw that there was no one in the living room, I thought I was in the bedroom, so I opened the curtain again and walked in. As soon as I walked in, I realized that something didn't seem right. In the middle of the room there was a large wooden bucket sprinkled with flower petals, and the woman was bathing in it.
For a while, the house was full of spring, and I actually stayed in the local area.
"Who?" asked the woman in white alertly.
I stood there and said yes, and I didn't say no. As I was hesitating, I saw a flash of white yarn in front of me, and it turned out to be the woman who jumped up from the water, gently pulled the white yarn, and wrapped it around herself.
"I ...... I didn't see anything. I said in a panic.
"It's you!" the woman was furious, "I knew you were a shameless thief." ”
Although she couldn't see, she drew the long sword hanging from the bedside with precision, and stabbed at me with a single move. I didn't have a knife in my hand, and I didn't know what to do, so I stumbled and fell to the ground.
"Listen to me!" I said with the sword pointed at my neck.
At this time, I suddenly heard the sound of gongs in the inn, the crowd was noisy, and the lights were bright. Just as I didn't know what was happening, the door was kicked open with a "bang", and I saw a group of men led by the innkeeper with sticks and brooms, and rushed in like fierce gods.
"Don't tell the thief to run away!" The shopkeeper's face was full of excitement, and he rubbed his hands again and again, as if he had been looking forward to such a martial arts accident for a long time.
The shopkeeper looked excited, and said to the woman in white:
"This woman, this guy is trying to be rude to you, I'll take him to the yamen!"
The woman was also a little speechless, and slowly withdrew her long sword and said, "No need, I have some disputes because I don't agree with my brother, which makes the shopkeeper bother." ”
The shopkeeper asked suspiciously, "But I heard you screaming just now......
"I'm sorry, but the argument is louder. ”
When the shopkeeper saw that this was the case, he was quite disappointed and said, "I see." Then we will not bother, and we can always ask if necessary. ”
The woman waited for the shopkeeper to lead the people away, and then she drew her sword and asked sharply, "What do you want?"
Suddenly, the shopkeeper's voice came from the door: "What else does the girl command?
"This brother has always loved me and won't bully me. The shopkeeper doesn't have to ask someone to guard the door, so tell the guys to rest early. The woman in white said loudly. I secretly paid the shopkeeper of this martial arts inn, but I read too many chivalrous notes and novels, and I only hated that there were few things in the rivers and lakes.
Afraid of extraneous branches, she put away her long sword and sat down at the table. I fumbled and climbed onto the table, but I didn't dare to look at the woman.
"Explain. The woman in white looked indifferent again.
"Here's the thing," I poured a cup of tea and drank it, and continued, "Are you really called Zhao Yun?
"Nonsense! People are born between heaven and earth, how can they be called by name?"
"Before going down the mountain, I heard rumors about a friend in the rivers and lakes, but a big hero, the silver gun and white horse can be described as ten thousand enemies, his name is also Zhao Yunzi Zilong, and his ancestral home is Changshan. Your name is exactly the same as his, but I don't know if he's supposed to be a man, so he came late at night to ask for advice in person. ”
"You've mistaken someone. The woman in white said, "However, the silver spear and white horse are pleasing to people." ”
"Ao ......" I think too, how can things in the world be so bizarre.
"What did you just see?" the woman in white wore a white cloth, but she seemed to be able to see inside me.
"I really didn't see anything, you're so good, I haven't even taken a serious look at it, and you're getting dressed. "I blushed and just wanted to slap myself in the face, what did that mean. So I added, "I'm a Taoist priest." ”
"Hmph, what else do you want to see?" Zhao Yun said.
I was muttering to myself, but I heard Zhao Yun say: "You peeked at my body, if you don't kill you, you can only complain about your bad life." ”
"You...... You're not serious, are you?" I was horrified, and I ran away.
"Ding!" a sword was nailed to the doorway, barely a hair's walk from my head.
"Where are you going?"
"Urgency, I went out to pee. "My face was full of grievances.
"If you don't want to die, you must not go anywhere! ”
"Woman, I have an eighty-year-old mother, and I haven't married yet, how inconvenient it is for a lonely man and a widow to follow you, we ...... Say goodbye!" I clenched my fists and opened the door again.
Before the words fell, I saw the white clothes flashing in front of me, it turned out to be that Zhao Yun pointed like a sword, and a move "Two Dragons and Pearls" came to kill me, I stretched out my palm to block, and my fingers were poked in pain. I was furious and was about to fight back, but I saw a white silk wrapped around me tightly, and it didn't take long to wrap me into a big dumpling.
One stretch, one pull. I was hung with my head on the ground and my feet to the sky.
"You stinky...... "Before I finished scolding, suddenly there was something more in my mouth, it turned out to be a teacup, and I knocked out two front teeth.
"Let's sleep. Zhao Yun blew out the candle and said softly.