Chapter 0115: The Monkey's Problem
After walking for a few hours, seeing that the sun was about to be spit out by the West Mountain, I still didn't find the top of the mountain called Wanzi Mountain, let alone the Moon Cave. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ļ½ļ½ļ½Uļ½Eć ļ½ļ½ļ½ļ½
Syllable!
Chen Yi suddenly slapped his head and laughed at himself: "Grandma has a leg, why am I so stupid?
Hearing this, Zhu Bajie rushed over, and said with a smile: "Master, I dare to bet on a copper plate, old pig, there must be another little master in this mountain, right?"
"To your sister!" Chen Yi glanced at Zhu Bajie, not wanting to deal with this fat pig.
But where would Zhu Bajie be sent away so easily? He smiled and said: "Oh, Master, you don't know this, the old pig is alone in his past and present life, how can he have any sisters? Even if he has, he can't marry you, isn't this a mess." ā
Chen Yi almost fell down without standing firmly, and there were hundreds of millions of American elephants running wild in his heart. This pig nerd, what kind of understanding is this, if you scold people, you can also think of being an uncle, and there is no one.
Originally, Chen Yi wanted to let the fastest Sun Wukong find it, but now he changed his attention and said to Zhu Bajie: "Idiot, after becoming a nine-turn true immortal, what have you done? If you don't find it before the sun sets, you will be punished for not eating for three years. ā
"What...... What the hell?" Zhu Bajie's two big ears cocked up directly, and he wailed: "Ouch, hey, Master, what are you doing here? Do you do less than the old pig? Why do you pay the bills? You are not allowed to eat for three years, and you don't take this with you to lose weight!"
Chen Yi smiled evilly and said: "The reason is that Lao Tzu doesn't want to hear it, I only look at the result." The sun doesn't seem to be slow. ā
Zhu Bajie was so angry that he stomped his feet: "Who are they, why do you only know how to bully honest people? My old pig is wronged, too wronged! Bodhisattva, do you want to take care of this brother of your family!"
Sun Wukong turned his head over, grabbed the monkey hair and said: "Bajie, you continue to speak, keep calling, after the sun sets, you will know that some things are more fun than my old grandson's mantra." ā
"Oh yes, you plagued monkey, you only know how to gloat, and you don't help me at all, what kind of big brother are you! Die away, I don't want to see you!"
But it has to be said that the work must also be done, otherwise, the consequences will be very serious. At this point, Zhu Bajie also knows that the dead bald head is the master who says the same. If you don't complete the task, you may be starved for three years.
Thinking that he couldn't eat for more than a thousand days, Zhu Bajie trembled all over, hurriedly carried the nine-tooth nail rake, and drove away in the clouds, the speed was really not slow, and there was no humiliation of the realm of the Nine Revolutions True Immortal.
Looking at Chen Yi and the four of them, they were all lying on the pine leaves very leisurely, waiting for Zhu Bajie's return.
Suddenly, Sun Wukong didn't know which tendon was wrong, so he got up with a brush, jumped to the little white dragon, grinned and asked, "Little white dragon, ask you a question, you can't lie." ā
The little white dragon looked confused, not knowing what the monkey was going to ask. But with his understanding of Sun Wukong, the problems in this case are not good questions. So, let's figure it out first.
"Senior brother, what question do you want to ask? If you don't say it, how do I know what you want to ask? ā
Hearing this, Sun Wukong glared at the little white dragon, and said angrily: "Senior brother asked you something, and you still pushed and blocked, what kind of system did it become?"
The little white dragon didn't eat this set, and felt more and more that there was nothing good about this monkey, so he had to stick to the principle and said, "Then don't ask, anyway, it's not me who wants to know the answer." ā
"You ......"
Sun Wukong suddenly felt that he was so powerless, like a punch on cotton, and he couldn't afford it. So, he changed his way and said: "Good junior brother, senior brother is a little curious, you just tell senior brother, okay?"
"Then what do you mean, what do you want to know? "The little white dragon is also a little drunk, why don't you ask any questions, how do you ask me to answer?
Sun Wukong smiled embarrassedly, and after coughing a few times, he finally didn't resist his curiosity, and asked directly: "How did you feel when you and Mi Yaoyao were in the cave room?"
Xiao Bailong stood up with a snort, and said loudly: "I refuse to answer this question! Senior brother, if you entangle these again, don't blame the junior brother for turning his face." ā
"Amitabha!" Chen Yi recited a Buddha sound, stopping the two brothers, and then said: "Wukong, this kind of question has already involved other people's privacy, so don't ask it again." What's more, there's nothing to ask, just a cool word can be summed up. If you have to add a description to this cool word, it is super cool in the trembling at the last moment. That's right, little white dragon. ā
The little white dragon was about to cry, and he said that it was people's privacy, why did you, the master, ask people at the end? It's too bad, it can only be described as too bad.
"Hiss~~~"
At this moment, Sun Wukong inhaled between his teeth, his whole body trembled, and at the same time asked, "Is it trembling like this?"
Chen Yi nodded slightly: "Shaking is right, but the voice is wrong." It's supposed to be oh oh ah ah or something, the kind that wants to scream but can't scream. ā
"Master! I found it! I found the Moon Cave!"
Just when the little white dragon didn't know what to do, Zhu Bajie came back from completing the task, and shouted loudly from afar, for fear that others would not know that a pig had returned.
As soon as his feet landed, Zhu Bajie screamed a few times, and his whole body trembled. This made Sun Wukong a little stunned, and looked at Chen Yi with both eyes.
Chen Yi coughed dryly and said, "This ...... Wukong, as a teacher, I just said that, and I have to experience the specific situation myself to know the mystery. ā
As he spoke, Chen Yi immediately diverted the topic and asked Zhu Bajie: "Old pig, what is the situation? ā
After Zhu Bajie gnawed a few ginseng fruits, he replied to Chen Yi: "That bowl of mountain Boyue Cave, more than 100 miles away from here, is a different cave, very beautiful, it must be a female monster to live." also said that it was not a little master, and I didn't believe it when my old pig died. ā
Chen Yi nodded and said, "More than 100 miles, there is still some distance. I'll rest for the time being, let's go tomorrow, and I don't care about this one or two nights anyway. ā
Sun Wukong hurriedly pulled Zhu Bajie over and asked Zhu Bajie to tell the situation in detail about the situation in Boyue Cave.
Monk Sha and Xiao Bailong also beat them up, and said in unison: "I'll just listen, never speak." ā
When Zhu Bajie described the situation of the Moon Cave in detail, Sun Wukong also patted his chest and said: "I also bet that there must be another little master living in it." Master is really capable, showing mercy everywhere, no wonder there are so many men who can't find a daughter-in-law. ā
Chen Yi didn't hear it, let these guys guess by themselves, and when the truth is revealed tomorrow, it is not himself who is embarrassed. Therefore, the most important thing is to sleep beautifully.