Chapter 612: Various versions of the Journey to the West story

After reading Journey to the West, the Monkey King only felt that his face was red, although most of what was written in this book was true, but many of them were deleted, and the result was that the Monkey King was shaped into a hero who fought for the heavens and the earth and could do everything, but what the real situation was The Monkey King is very clear, the reason why he was able to make a big fuss in the Heavenly Palace was arranged by the people behind the key, those heavenly soldiers and generals were all playing with him, if he really moved the real thing, I don't know how many people in the heavenly court could defeat themselves. Now the Monkey King is a little worried, if Journey to the West is seen by the people of Heaven, will he come to trouble him.

At this time, Bajie came to the Monkey King and said, "Brother Monkey, this Journey to the West shouldn't have been written by your monkey on Huaguo Mountain, and it blew you too hard." ”

The Monkey King glared at Bajie angrily and said, "Do you think that group of monkeys and monkeys on my mountain have such writing and write Journey to the West so vividly?"

"Well, that's right. ”

Bajie, the Monkey King did not avoid anyone when he spoke, and the shepherd boy who herded the cattle sneered: "I said a few of you, it's almost fine, pretending to be a foursome to learn scriptures is still addicted, I really think I am Sun Dasheng and Marshal Tianpeng." ”

The Monkey King looked embarrassed, "Ahem, let me ask you, where did you get this Journey to the West, and you are only thirteen or fourteen years old like this, can you recognize the words in the book?"

"Journey to the West was sold by my Datang Book Society, just such a book, but it fattened a lot of people, and on the basis of Journey to the West, a lot of messy books appeared, but these books are boastful, and some are scolded...... There are countless stories of all kinds, and this has to do with my literacy, isn't it strange? Although the Datang Publishing House has made money, it has also done some good deeds, printing all kinds of books and imparting them for free. ”

The Monkey King's face became unsightly when he heard the words Journey to the West, and now he can be sure that all this is the ghost of his boss, he has seen Journey to the West, thinking of the storyline in Journey to the West, and thinking of the white bone essence that he changed his name to Bai Jingjing in Huaguo Mountain, and the purple-clothed fairy who he sent to the fairy clothes, the Monkey King has an urge to vomit blood, and now he is really yellow mud falling into the crotch of his pants, not is, this black pot is determined by himself.

At this time, Tang Seng asked about several other stories made up based on Journey to the West, Tang Seng and they were directly destroyed Sanguan, the Monkey King didn't say anything, Tang Seng became a verbose slut who can make people commit suicide, and then he was still very brainy, it turned out to be the reincarnation of Bajie and the spider spirit, as well as the love story with Miss Duan, Bajie became arrogant, Sha Seng dared to hit a woman's chest, and there were many storylines, the four masters and apprentices listened to it, only to feel a mouthful of old blood stuffed in their chests, and almost vomited.

"What's going on with the Reverse Journey to the West?" Tang Seng asked a little hesitantly, the previous story had already destroyed their three views, so is the Reverse Journey to the West even darker.

The shepherd boy who herded the cattle continued: "This, it is to turn the story of Journey to the West upside down, Rulai sent the four masters and apprentices and the white dragon horse to bring the eight heavenly books to the Tang Dynasty to preach, but this road is not simple, the four masters and apprentices encountered all kinds of monsters, and they found that these monsters have a backstage, and no matter what bad things they do, they will not be punished."

Bajie and Sha Seng felt that it was too dark, helpless, one hid in Gao Laozhuang, and the other got into the quicksand river, only Wukong insisted on justice and killed demons all the way to escort Master East to preach.

As a result, Heavenly Court couldn't bear Wukong anymore and reached an agreement with Rulai, "We can guarantee that Tang Sanzang will arrive in Chang'an safely, but you have to deal with Sun Wukong, a rebel."

Rulai agreed, under the conspiracy, the white dragon was seriously injured and fell into the mountain stream, Wukong failed, was crushed under the Wuzhi Mountain, Tang Sanzang abandoned Sun Wukong in order to complete the task, came to Chang'an alone, brought the Western scriptures to the Tang Dynasty, Tang Taizong was overjoyed, and named Tang Seng as the royal brother. Since then, Tang Seng has enjoyed the glory and wealth, and finally died.

After 500 years, Wukong finally escaped from the foot of Wuzhi Mountain, and the first thing he had to do was to make trouble in the Heavenly Palace, and ask for an explanation! Heavenly Court was turned upside down by Wukong, and the Jade Emperor was forced to promise to let Zhu Bajie turn into a human body, and be named Marshal Tianpeng, and Monk Sha was named the general of the rolling shutter, as long as they could kill Sun Wukong.

In the end, Wukong, who was disheartened because of his brother's cannibalism, went to find the Bodhi Patriarch to solve his doubts, and then he sealed Xiuwei, threw the Ruyi golden hoop stick into the East China Sea and turned into a Dinghaishen needle, returned to Huaguo Mountain, and accompanied the monkey monkey grandson to live an ordinary life, and finally turned into a stone on the top of Huaguo Mountain. ”

"Nonsense!" "Slander!" "Lie to confuse the public!" "......" The four Monkey Kings were all angry, all of them were full of righteous indignation, and the dirty water poured on them was too much, and they were all slandered into something, betraying their brothers, betraying their apprentices, and obviously not having a shadow, but what they said was reasonable and well-founded, and people who didn't know the truth really felt that it was so good when they heard it.

The four of them were angry and startled the shepherd boy, but they quickly reacted that I didn't make up the story, I just relayed it, why were you angry at me.

"What are you yelling about, it's a story, it's not true, the book says it's all fake, why are you so serious!"

"Fake!" Tang Seng and his apprentice said in unison, "The book admits that it is fake?"

The shepherd boy nodded and said: "Yes, the story of this book is written on paper, it is pure fiction, if there is any similarity, it is a coincidence, people themselves say that it is fiction, if you are serious you will lose."

Let's just say that Sun Dasheng has a total of more than ten versions, in the Journey to the West chapter of the demon, Sun Dasheng is a demon who kills people without blinking, Tang Seng's woman Miss Duan was killed by him, in the story of the return of the Great Sage, he is a real hero who stands up to the sky and never gives in, and in the Journey to the West, he is just a poor worm who has lost his true love......"

As the shepherd boy explained, the four of Tang Seng were on fire, their faces became more and more ugly, and they couldn't send it out, because it was false in advance, and they didn't know how to describe their mood at this time.

The Monkey King is also in a dilemma, especially when he thinks of the white bone spirit in Huaguo Mountain, he suddenly wants to cry without tears, and has a sense of being cocooned and self-bound, as for the so-called molesting and cheating sister-in-law, although it will make the Bull Demon King and the Iron Fan Princess uncomfortable, but they will not come to him for trouble unreasonably, so there is no need to worry.

Bajie is worried about his future, and wrote in Journey to the West that he molested many women, and the rest is nothing, the key is that Chang'e, although it is fake, but now it seems to be fake, not many people have heard about it before, everyone laughs and it is over, but now everyone knows, I don't know what Changxi thinks in his heart, in case he cares, Changxi Niangniang is now a cultivator...... Bajie didn't dare to think about it anymore.

The only one who can remain calm is the sand monk, although he was hacked a wave of beating the bull demon king's sister's chest, but the bull demon king has no sister at all, only people who know a little bit know that it is fake at a glance, and the sand monk can't help but be glad that he has been acting in a low-key manner on the way to learn the scriptures, and has not been arranged by anyone.

The little shepherd boy looked at the four people who were a little distracted: "Okay, if you have nothing to do, just leave, don't disturb me to herd the cattle, by the way, that guy who pretends to be the Great Sage, don't get too deep into the play, the fact is even more ruthless in the arrangement of the Great Sage, for example, there is such a joke, who is the most manly man? The answer is the father of the Great Sage, ask why, answer: Is there anyone more male than him who can make the stone pregnant? Ask: Who is the least manly man? Answer: Sun Wukong, why? He fixed the Seven Fairies, but he went to steal the peach, is this still a man? You see, if someone really asks you these questions as a great sage, they will not shame you to death. ”

"Poof!" Bajie, Sha Seng, and Tang Seng laughed out loud at the same time, even if they knew that their situation was not much better, but they still couldn't help laughing. The monkey king gritted his teeth, his eyes were red, if he didn't have a trace of reason in his heart, he would have rushed up and slapped the shepherd boy in front of him to death.

Bajie found that the Monkey King's mood was a little wrong, and hurriedly stepped forward to pull him back, and he didn't care about revealing his identity in front of the shepherd boy, and left with Tang Seng and Sha Seng in the clouds.

"Boom!" Tang Seng and the four of them walked too fast, and a gust of wind swept the shepherd boy back again and again.

The shepherd boy stupidly watched the four of them leave in the clouds, and it took a while to react, and he paused there to hammer his chest and pause, and wailed: "Damn! It's true, such a good opportunity, I didn't grasp it, I didn't even let the Great Sage sign it for me, he is my idol!"