Chapter Seventy-Three: Does the Sage Urinate Anywhere?
The episode passed by in a flash, Qiang Liang immediately hurriedly took out the fine iron and rubbed it continuously, and finally untied the bamboo that had just been cut on the bicycle, used it as a beam, and found some animal tendons and animal skins to roast and wrap them around the iron rings. The choice of bamboo as a beam www.biquge.info the pen and fun pavilion is naturally to reduce the weight of the bicycle, otherwise the pure iron products are afraid that it will be difficult to control the mortal tire of Mingshan and others.
Having made twelve bicycles in a row, Qiangliang has exhausted all the fun he had on a whim. casually said to everyone: "Okay, ride up like I just did, just press the pedal." ”
After everyone heard that this is a treasure of science and technology, they have long been eager to try, and at this time, when they saw Qiang Liang speak, where do they still remember the humble matter, they stepped on the bicycle one after another, and stepped on the pedal and sped up. Seeing that this treasure really didn't need to be driven by mana, and manpower could make it run like flying, they immediately shouted and screamed.
Mingshan, who was accompanying Qiang Liang, saw this situation and said solemnly to Qiang Liang: "Thank you for giving such a treasure to the good sage, Mingshan thanked the good sage on behalf of the human race!"
Qiang Liang patted him on the shoulder and said, "Don't hold it back, if you want to try, go up quickly." ”
Mingshan blushed suddenly, and after arching his hand to Qiangliang, he learned to step on the bicycle, and after a while, the bicycle was trampled on, and Mingshan also followed with a shout.
Qiang Liang smiled, shrugged his shoulders and stepped on the bicycle, and chased after Mingshan and the others after a "jingle bell".
After Qiang Liang caught up with everyone, a bamboo forest suddenly appeared in front of him, which was Qiang Liang's place to cut bamboo.
Looking at the oncoming bamboo forest, seeing that it was about to hit it, everyone was shocked and didn't know how to stop this magic weapon, although the twelve bicycles were not on the pedal, but still ran into the bamboo forest according to inertia. After a burst of "crackling" sounds, the bamboo forest was in a mess, and Mingshan and the others were lying in the bamboo forest staggeringly-it seemed that the fall was not light.
Qiang Liang came to the foot brake again, and after a scorching smell, he finally asked to stop, looking at the soles of his feet that were grinding a little smoking, Qiang Liang couldn't help but sigh: "Zu Wu's body is really powerful!" At the same time, he secretly rejoiced in his heart: "Do you think this bike is so easy to completely control? Since I hit it once, you will naturally have to hit it once." Is that the fairness of the Creator apparent?"
Then he pretended to be distressed, "Oh, why are you so careless, you have to slow down first when you see an obstacle!, then, don't say I didn't teach you, just like I did!" Then he made a gesture of stepping on the ground, and then added, "But you have to prepare a pair of wooden shoes on the bicycle pedals, otherwise the soles of your feet will be ground like this!" and lifted his bare feet.
When Mingshan and the others saw Qiang Liang's scorched soles of his feet, they were immediately afraid, and said in their hearts: "The good sage is really dedicated to my human race, and he has no selfishness in awarding such a heavy treasure!
Everyone lowered their holdings and got up to thank the good sage again.
Looking at everyone's solemn expressions, he said with a strong conscience: "The Honghuang Terran is really an honest person!"
Everyone hit the road again, and after the last time they crashed into a bamboo forest due to the lack of brakes in the group, they broke into a stream and crashed into a forest, and finally learned to control the speed of the car. So there was the first extreme off-road bicycle action on the Honghuang Continent, and after nearly three months of riding, everyone finally walked most of the distance, and within a few days they reached the sphere of influence of the black shop.
Looking at the familiar surroundings, Qiang Liang stopped the car and took a deep breath. "Nima?" Qiang Liang said disgustingly, "Isn't this the smell of pig urine in Jiujie?" In the stunned eyes of Mingshan and the others, Qiang Liang said: "Let's go to my store for a while!"
After Mingshan and the others followed Qiang Liang to the store, Jiujie had already heard the news and rushed over! Looking at this Jiujie who was rushing like a mountain of meat, Qiang Liang raised his foot and kicked Jiujie to the ground with a "bang", and then grabbed Jiujie's ear with his right hand and said, "Okay, you Jiujie, haven't I told you many times? Don't use the smell of your urine to draw the ground, don't use the smell of your urine to draw the ground...... Why don't you believe it!"
Jiujie's tears of pain were about to fall out, squeeze his eyes, and whispered aggrievedly: "But that's how everyone did it?"
Looking at Jiujie's somewhat red and swollen ears that were pinched, Qiang Liang hurriedly let go and gently rubbed it and said, "Someone else is someone else!
Jiujie is still a little puzzled.
Qiang Liang had to explain patiently according to his thoughts: "You are a person who will become the embodiment of wisdom in the future, how can you do such an uncivilized thing?"
"However, this is not a contradiction......" Jiujie replied weakly.
"You're a big husband!" Qiang Liang emphasized again.
"However, it didn't say that the eldest husband can't draw territory?" It may be that his ears don't hurt much, and Jiujie's courage has grown a little.
Qiang Liang is going crazy, he finds that he can't make sense with Jiujie, and the most important thing is that it doesn't make sense because Jiujie is cheating, playing tricks and being ruthless, but these Honghuang demon clans who have opened their own spiritual wisdom have been inheriting their ancestors' living habits - using urine to demarcate the sphere of influence! Even the tiger demon who often comes to the black shop to consume is the same, after it tried to pee around the black shop several times to demarcate the sphere of influence and was kicked away by Qiang Liang, it changed the realm - continue to pee!
How is this good? Qiang Liang was a little anxious. Suddenly, his brows moved, and he thought about it.
Qiang Liang said to Jiujie extremely gently: "The highest state of my cultivation of all things in the wilderness is a saint, right?"
Jiujie nodded again and again!
"Have you ever seen a saint who urinates everywhere?" Qiang Liang continued.
Jiujie shook his head again and again!
"Then should we learn from the saints?"
Jiujie nodded again and again!
"Then we can't urinate in the open!" concluded Qiangliang.
Jiujie nodded again and again, and then shook his head again and again after reacting: "How do you demarcate the sphere of influence if you don't urinate?"
"I'm grass!" Qiang Liang has a desire to grab the ground with his head!
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After the incomprehensible conversation between the two entered an awkward cold field, Mingshan said weakly: "We Terrans use fences, fences, flags, and stakes to define the scope of the tribe. I don't know if it will help the Master of the Nine Rings!"
Qiang Liang couldn't help but knock his head hard when he heard this: "What reason do you tell this fool Jiujie? I'm the big shopkeeper!"
Then he said to Jiujie strongly: "In the future, you are not allowed to go out to urinate anywhere, just get a wooden stake and plug it in if you want to define the scope." ”
Jiujie was a little puzzled: "However, if outsiders can't feel our scent, they won't know how powerful we are!"
Qiang Liang said angrily: "I have never heard of the smell of a pig that can make people feel powerful! And, most importantly, I am the big shopkeeper!"
Seeing that Qiang Liang was angry, Jiujie weakly agreed: "Oh......"
After thinking about it, Qiang Liang felt that he still had to appease Jiujie, after all, he was also the second shopkeeper, and he couldn't be too hasty.
So he suggested: "Just write the word 'black shop' on the stake, and the signature can be written 'The Incarnation of Wisdom - Nine Commandments'!"
Jiujie's eyes lit up suddenly, it felt that this was good, very good. He continued: "I don't think it's domineering enough, we can write 'black shop range, outsiders stop!' How about it?
After hearing this, Qiang Liang glanced at Jiujie, and seemed to praise: "Domineering, so smart!" and then suddenly shouted: "We are one of us who opens a restaurant, and we want outsiders to stop fart!
Jiujie finally got smarter, and then Qiang Liang ran away before he raised his feet, shouting as he ran: "Just do it, do it!"