Chapter 632: The stature is not tall and the heart is bad, and King Kong plays tricks in the ground
This shovel is not the shovel used to stir-fry vegetables at home, but the kind of shovel used by gardeners to dig up the soil and plant flowers, but the edge of this shovel is sharpened, and at a glance you know that it is a murder weapon, and at this time Gundam is holding such a shovel in his hand, it looks as if he has just come out of the ground.
Jiang Han stared at Gundam for a long time, and when he saw Gundam, he was covered in hair, so he shouted: "What are you looking at?
Jiang Han couldn't help laughing again: "I've seen short people, but I've never seen you so short! ”
The angry Gundam raised the shovel in his hand and thrust it into Jiang Han's waist, and scolded loudly in his mouth: "Little bastard, you dare to curse me, I am so short, you still want me to be disabled?"
Jiang Han didn't expect him to do it when he said it, so he quickly dodged to the side and dodged the shovel.
Seeing that Jiang Han dodged this shovel, Gundam stretched out his left hand and grabbed directly under Jiang Han's crotch, and the frightened Jiang Han hurriedly dodged again, dodging this grab.
Seeing that he had taken the lead, Gundam was even more energetic, and another shovel was directly inserted into Jiang Han's feet, and Jiang Han hurriedly flashed to the side again, dodging this shovel.
Originally, Jiang Han was not tall, and he was usually shorter than his opponent, but this was the first time he had encountered an opponent who was so much shorter than himself, so he felt curious, and he didn't fight back, but instead of attacking, he fought with this gundam.
This Gundam is limited by his height, basically all the attacks are concentrated in the lower three ways, plugging the foot surface, smashing the calf, digging the crotch, all kinds of yin tricks are endless, but he is not big, and the movements are very fast, circling around Jiang Han, making Jiang Han think of the scene of catching mice in the field in the winter when he was a child.
has been playing twelve or thirteen rounds, Jiang Han was really annoyed by this Gundam, and he didn't plan to entangle with him more, just when this Gundam was inserted into his calf again, Jiang Han suddenly raised his left foot, stepped directly on the shovel, stepped on the shovel directly under his feet, and then gently raised his foot, kicked directly on the Gundam, and kicked the Gundam on the ground.
Jiang Han also showed mercy to his subordinates, he saw that this Gundam was small, and knew that he had been sick since he was a child, and he couldn't grow tall at all, and this Gundam's ability was also average, and such a small man might not hurt anyone, so his heart was soft, and he didn't have much strength in his feet, so he just kicked Gundam lightly.
Who knew that Gundam was kicked by Jiang Han and lay on the ground, moaning constantly: "Oops, oops, you can kick me to death, you see that I am small, so you bully people, right? If I look as tall as you, I won't be afraid of you!"
Jiang Han was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect to make people cry like this, he was still such a small point, and he felt a little embarrassed in his heart, so he hurriedly lowered his head and reached out to pull Gundam.
I didn't know that my hand had not touched Gundam yet, but I saw Gundam's body turn violently, raise the shovel in his hand, and shout, "Guy!"
Jiang Han saw that something was coming, and knew that this Gundam had quietly shoveled a lot of soil with a shovel, and the reason why he pretended to be pitiful was to trick himself into stepping forward, but at this time it was too late to hide, Jiang Han had to reluctantly block his hand in front of him, and his face was covered with dirt by Gundam Yang.
As high as a carp jumped up, took two steps back, stared at Jiang Han vigilantly, and heard Jiang Han shout loudly: "My eyes, my eyes!"
Guo Tai saw that Jiang Han had been plotted, and he was about to rush up to save Jiang Han with the big gun in his hand, but was pulled by Luo Ziyu: "Don't worry, don't worry, it's not too late to see." ”
Guo Tai stared anxiously: "But Jiang Han was fascinated, how can he fight, I have to save him back!"
Luo Ziyu sneered and didn't speak again, but just pulled Guo Tai tightly to prevent him from moving, and Guo Tai, who was anxious, snorted.
When Gundam heard Jiang Han screaming, he couldn't help laughing: "Boy, how about making you look down on grandpa, right?
Jiang Han covered his eyes and shouted loudly: "Gundam, you hurt people with a secret weapon, what kind of hero is you, if you have the ability, you wait for me to wash my eyes, let's try again." ”
Gundam couldn't help but sneer after hearing this: "Hidden weapons hurt people? You are so funny, the two of us fight to the death, either you die or I die, naturally any means can be used, why do you still say such ridiculous things, it is really as stupid as that road turn." ”
Jiang Han covered his eyes and asked, "Are you talking about the road flip dart head of the big road dart game?"
Gundam showed a surprised expression: "Oh, you know a lot, that's right, it's him, that idiot is just like you, although his martial arts are good, I am indeed not his opponent when I fight alone, but after that idiot knocked me down, he even wanted to see how my injuries were, so I was blinded by a shovel and took my life directly." ”
After hearing this, Jiang Han scolded loudly: "Okay, you Gundam, you actually used the sympathy of the road flip dart head to secretly poison your hands, and your conscience let the dog eat it?!"
After hearing this, Gundam laughed: "Conscience, conscience is worth a few dollars? Can conscience be exchanged for wine and beauty? I am born with a short stature, and my martial arts are also average, how do you think I can do the Eight King Kongs? I will be deceived by you and a fool like Lu Dou, today I will send you to the West Heaven and let you go to reunite with Lu Dou!" After speaking, Gundam jumped up violently, jumping up more than three feet high, and the shovel in his hand was directly inserted into Jiang Han's throat.
Guo Tai hurriedly shouted on the side: "Hide, bow your head and hide!"
Who knew that Jiang Han suddenly let go of the hand covering his eyes, quickly stretched forward, and grabbed Gundam's neck when Gundam's shovel was about to be inserted into his neck.
Gundam originally thought that he had succeeded in this time, but who knew that the situation had changed abruptly, Jiang Han suddenly fought back, and grabbed his neck with a handful, so frightened that he hurriedly used the shovel in his hand to cut Jiang Han's arm.
As soon as Jiang Han raised his left hand, he pointed on Gundam's wrist, and the shovel in Gundam's hand flew out with a "swish".
Jiang Han grabbed Gundam's neck and lifted him high, and Gundam struggled while kicking his legs and said hard, "You, are you okay?"
Jiang Leng smiled and said, "Do you think I didn't see you secretly shoveling soil? This green brick floor soil is not easy to shovel, right?"
Gundam struggled to pick Jiang Han's fingers hard, trying to escape from Jiang Han's control, and said, "Let go, let me down, I, I'm joking with you, I don't want to hurt you, you can't bully me." ”
(End of chapter)