Chapter Eighty-Five: Pubic Hair Tracks

Seeing that he was tired and tired of pretending to be a force, phew, doing a good deed, and ending in exchange for such a reward, Liu Mang felt that he had been fooled.

Liu Mang, who was tired and paralyzed on the ground, looked gloomy, "Not only have I taken off my pants, but my underwear is also gone, so you just give me this?"

"Doing good is a blessing, and the host should not be measured by material things, superficial!"

Hearing the system's explanation, Liu Mang's eyelids jumped, and he felt the system's deep ridicule.

was insulted without a reward, Liu Mang was annoyed and ashamed, "I'm superficial, your uncle, I didn't reward me for doing your big good." ”

"Hehe, what kind of person is the host, don't you have a B number in your heart?"

"Damn!" Liu Mang, who was lying on the ground, suddenly burst out, startling everyone behind him.

Xiao Bai on Liu Mang's shoulder suddenly jumped up, and a big mouth slapped on the face of Emperor Shakti behind him.

"It hurts!" Emperor Shitian snorted in pain, a little inexplicable why the second master smoked himself.

"Does it hurt? That's not a dream. Xiaobai said thoughtfully, and then looked at Liu Mang puzzled, "Your uncle, when did you learn to be excessive?"

Liu Mang didn't answer Xiaobai's question, Xiaobai, who was ignored, really wanted to slap Liu Mang, but Liu Mang continued to argue with the system.

"You fucking saw it a long time ago?" Liu Mang didn't expect that his acting skills would be seen through by someone as a dignified Oscar candidate, Liu Mang suddenly felt that his dog was born, phew, and his life was a little low.

And the only thing that replied to Liu Mang was the word "hehe" in the system.

Originally, seeing the resentment in the sky, Liu Mang thought of the fourteenth plan in "Thirty-six Strategies" to borrow the corpse to resurrect the soul.

I plan to pretend to be a good person, leave a good impression on the system, and the system will not cheat itself in the future.

But I didn't expect that the system knew itself better than myself, and had already seen through the trajectory of my pubic hair, phew, conspiracy.

"Eh, big brother. Seeing that Liu Mang was still in a daze, Xiaobai jumped on Liu Mang's head and pinched Liu Mang's nose.

"What are you doing? Liu Mang, who was still in a daze, grabbed Xiaobai and threw it back.

Xiaobai, who was caught by Xiao Ru, stood up and shouted angrily: "Your uncle, throw Lao Tzu again, do you really think that you are the eldest brother, and Lao Tzu will not dare to pinch you to death with one claw?"

Seeing that Xiaobai, who was the younger brother, jumped like this, Liu Mang tilted his head back, "BB again? You try BB again? Believe it or not, I will feed you a catty*, and then throw you into the pigsty?"

When everyone in the Straw Hat Bandit Group heard Liu Mang's threat to Xiaobai, except for Xiaoru, even Bai Qin couldn't help but feel the stomach acid in his stomach gushing out when he thought of that kind of picture.

Xiaobai directly chose to admit it, "Just kidding, joking, what is the eldest brother doing so seriously." ”

Regarding what Liu Mang said and did, in Xiaobai's impression, Liu Mang could really do this kind of thing.

Xiaobai is really worried that Liu Mang will feed him a catty*, and then throw himself into the pigsty, which is definitely the most shameful black spot of his demon life.

In order not to be smeared for his demon life, Xiaobai still chose to admit it temporarily.

And Bai Qin covered his mouth and smiled, watching the two living treasures fighting, and the last one who confessed was often Xiaobai.

During this time, Bai Qin also knew that among the Straw Hat Bandits, the strongest was not Liu Mang, but Xiaobai, and Liu Mang, as the head of the group, ranked second.

Although Xiaobai often disagrees with Liu Mang, Bai Qin can see that Xiaobai still listens to Liu Mang's words very much, which really makes Bai Qin feel that Xiaobai is Liu Mang's younger brother.

In fact, Bai Qin didn't know this man and beast, and he didn't know that Xiaobai was really Liu Mang's younger brother.

The most surprising thing for Bai Qin was that the three old men who helped Liu Mang carry the sedan chair turned out to be ten thousand realms and five realms.

In Bai Qin's cognition, although the Ten Thousand Dao Five Realms are nothing, but in this barren edge area of the Cloud Barren Continent, the Ten Thousand Dao Five Realms are used to carry a sedan chair.

And Bai Qin heard Tie Zhu say that when these three old men of Wandao Realm were looking for trouble with Liu Mang, the three of them were beaten into melon skins by Liu Mang, and they couldn't take care of themselves, and later they could only honestly carry a sedan chair for Liu Mang.

Although I don't know what realm Liu Mang is, looking at his age, he will never exceed eight years old, and he will beat ten thousand realms at the age of eight.

Bai Qin remembered that even if he was a genius in his family, even if he was talented, none of them were as demonic as Liu Mang.

And at this time, Xiaobai's side...

"So your name is Xiaobai, what a cute mouse. Xiaoru was originally quite scared of Xiaobai who could talk, but when she first received Xiaobai, she found that Xiaobai was actually quite cute.

When Xiaobai heard that he was a dignified Origin Heavenly Demon, he was praised for his cuteness, it was simply humiliating, "You are cute, your whole family is cute." ”

Hearing Xiaobai say that she was cute, Xiaoru asked happily, "Really? Do you think Xiaoru is cute too?"

"Big brother, can Xiaobai borrow me to play?" Xiaoru, who loved Xiaobai more and more, came to Liu Mang's side and asked.

"I'm not a toy for you?"

"It's so cute. Seeing that Xiaobai was angry, Xiaoru felt that Xiaobai's expression was even more cute, and pinched Liu Mang's mouth with her little hand.

Seeing that Xiaoru was interested in Xiaobai, Liu Mang's eyes rolled, "Call good brother, Xiaobai will be your toy from now on." ”

Xiao Ru didn't say a word and immediately shouted: "Good brother!"

"Yes, Xiaobai is yours, you want to steam or braise it, you can just be happy. ”

"it!" Xiaobai saw that he was only worth a 'good brother', and couldn't help but be rude, "Your uncle, Lao Tzu is so worthless?"

Seeing this, Bai Qin smiled dumbly, "Xiaoru, don't make trouble." ”

After resting, Liu Mang returned to the sedan chair and let the bandits continue to move forward.

After stepping into the territory of the ancient country of Jingshan, all the way are the broken bricks and tiles left by the war, filled with gunsmoke, covering the clouds and the sun, which can be described as miserable.

When Liu Mang's thieves passed through a city, after the devastation of the war, the city was already in ruins, even the right half of the city gate was smashed, and the moat was already stained red with blood.

At the same time, Liu Mang also saw that the city had just experienced a bloody battle, and there were corpses within a radius of several kilometers.

Even if you don't count it carefully, you can see that there are at least tens of thousands of people who died in this battle.

Liu Mang, who was in a peaceful era in his previous life, finally saw what it means to be full of corpses and rivers of blood today.

At this time, in the castle...

"Report~!" When a small soldier saw Liu Mang's team of men and horses from the city wall, he ran to the city tower while shouting.

"Youlan's scum is here again?" In the city tower, a middle-aged man was sitting on the main seat, looking as steady as Mount Tai.

"My subordinates don't know, it doesn't look like an enemy army, but instead, on the contrary... ”

The middle-aged man wondered, "What is it?"

"It's like a tourist. ”

“。。。 The middle-aged man frowned slightly, knowing that his subordinates would not lie to him, but how could anyone come here to enjoy the mountains and rivers now?

At this time, Liu Mang's voice came from outside the city.

"Excuse me, anyone? We are from the Eastern Tang Dynasty and, bah, merchants, passing by your land, want to buy something, I am here to promise, we are not bandits. ”

Straw Hat Bandits: "... ”