Chapter 592
Instructor Fan nodded, turned around and walked a few steps, suddenly remembered something and turned back, and solemnly instructed the 204 people: "Take care of him in the future, you must not let him drink tap water again!"
Several people nodded solemnly and said, "Yes, instructor!"
When they went back to bed and washed, they saw Zang Zhichao still lying on the bed in the same posture they saw before leaving, his eyes closed and his expression serene. Everyone was afraid of disturbing him, and they didn't make any big noise, during which Wu Deng brought today's mineral water, and everyone went to wash lightly after dividing two bottles each, and then went downstairs to gather.
There were so many clouds in the sky today that they completely obscured the sun's tracks, but the weather was not cooler, but a little muggy.
It looks like it's going to rain, Xie Qin said in his heart.
In the usual half-hour military posture, when everyone maintained "three ups, three retractions, one opening and one top", Instructor Fan walked from the back of the team to the front, his expression was extremely serious.
"Students," Instructor Fan said loudly, "In order to prevent a situation similar to that of Zang Zhichao, I would like to solemnly remind you. ”
Everyone wanted to laugh when they thought of Zang Zhichao's diarrhea caused by drinking tap water to the point of fainting, but they felt that it was too miserable to pull Bansu's stomach, and he shouldn't laugh at him.
Instructor Fan looked at everyone and frowned: "The question I said is very serious, so I hope you can also be serious." ”
"Yes, instructor. ”
This time, everyone didn't make any noise, and they didn't know what expression to put on.
Instructor Fan nodded and continued: "Tap water, you can't drink it, you will have diarrhea if you drink it!"
Hearing this, a few people were a little unable to hold on, and their expressions were very hard to maintain.
Instructor Liu also said apologetically: "I'm sorry everyone, I shouldn't have talked about this issue so childish yesterday, and drinking tap water shouldn't be a joke at all." ”
Instructor Fan said: "I didn't realize the seriousness of the problem at the time, I'm sorry. ”
No, no, no, you don't have to apologize. Xie Qin said in his heart, and Instructor Liu, you are too far-sighted, yesterday's sentence "If it were Zang Zhichao you, you would definitely go to the bathroom to drink tap water after drinking water" This sentence is simply a prophecy. After all, which fool would drink tap water when he knew he would have a bad stomach?! Although the stupid guy who actually drank tap water ended up very miserable, but fundamentally it was completely self-inflicted, and the instructor was completely frightened by him...... That, two instructors, you don't think we're as brainy as Zang Zhichao, do you?
Everyone is also in the same mood, this is probably the true meaning of crying and laughing, they sighed secretly.
Instructor Fan said loudly: "In order to prevent such incidents from happening again, on the one hand, students should start from themselves and do the following two things: first, rationally plan water resources, and second, control their mouths and resolutely do not drink tap water. ”
Instructor, we really won't drink tap water, so you can rest assured. The hearts of the people.
Instructor Fan continued: "On the other hand, there is our management, this kind of behavior will be punished heavily, everyone who drinks tap water will run ten laps around the playground, even if I have diarrhea, I will not call the military doctor to see it, and I will not give a rest, and continue to participate in training." ”
Instructor, we didn't before, we don't now, and we won't drink tap water in the future, so don't worry. The hearts of the people.
Wu Ke said in a low voice: "It's as big as my sin yesterday morning." ”
Looking at the sad eyes of the two instructors, everyone said in their hearts This is really a disaster, why do you think that we will be like Zang Zhichao? They secretly screamed in their hearts that they were wronged, and they wanted to dig a crack in the ground and get in.
After the time of military posture and eating, everyone began a "package of basic training" after a short rest.
Later, Instructor Liu gave everyone a half-hour break, and Instructor Fan held the "Third Tianwang Superstar Military Song Competition" during this period, and Lu Chenghu once again threw the seed player Wu Ke out of 108,000 miles with an absolute voice advantage, successfully won the championship and bought a bottle of mineral water.
Xie Qin suddenly remembered the matter of the small ticket, raised his hand and asked, "Report to the instructor, when will we be able to issue the pass?"
Instructor Fan was furious: "What! The military song is like this and you still want a pass?!"
Xie Qin sneered: "That, I'm just asking." ”
Instructor Liu smiled: "I don't have it at hand now, wait for the next chance." ”
Over there, Lu Chenghu and Wu Ke happily high-fived each other, and a crisp "pop" sounded.
Wu Ke's face was full of red light, and he seemed to be recovering well, and he said excitedly: "Brother Dan, we have succeeded! The first and second places have been covered by us!"
Lu Chenghu's face was also full of excitement: "We have succeeded!
Sorry, the traces are too shallow for me to see with a microscope. Xie Qin glanced at the two of them, and said in his heart that he was really making a fuss, and it took a while for the two of them to stop, but then Xie Qin heard Wu Ke whispering his name from behind: "Xie Qin! Hey, Xie Qin!"
How can you be like a thief, Xie Qin turned his head and asked, "What's the matter?"
Wu Ke looked around cautiously, as if he was afraid that someone would find out, and he really looked like he was a thief.
"I have a pass in my hand, are you interested in getting a few?"
Xie Qin was shocked and hurriedly asked, "What did you say?"
Wu Ke lowered his voice and said: "Small ticket, that is, the pass slip, I have a pass slip in my hand, are you interested in getting one?"
After receiving the confirmation, Xie Qin was even more surprised: No, the person who resold the small tickets was actually in our class! And it was near me!
Wu Ke looked at him stunned, and whispered impatiently: "Do you want to buy it or not, if you don't buy it, I'll find someone else." ”
It turned out that you were scalping, no wonder you are like a thief, you are afraid of being discovered by the instructor, right? Xie Qin calmed down and asked Wu Ke: "How did you sell it?"
Wu Ke replied simply: "Twenty yuan a piece, if you buy all three, you will be wiped ten yuan, and give me fifty." ”
The instructors haven't issued small receipts yet, Wu Ke must have bought them from other classmates, Xie Qin suddenly thought that when he had breakfast, he saw Wu Ke staying with students he didn't know, and it seemed that Bacheng was discussing the matter of buying small tickets at that time. The original price of the ticket is not twenty yuan at all - Wu Ke must have raised the price to earn the difference! The original price of ten yuan he can easily earn another ten yuan, no, the original price may not be ten yuan, the selling price of the person who sold the ticket at the beginning, that is, the ex-factory price may be very cheap, maybe only five yuan, and the price of "ten to twenty yuan" that is now circulating must have been coaxed up by scalpers like Wu Ke, and it is really a profitable deal! For a moment, Xie Qin had the idea of buying a few small tickets and then selling them at a higher price to make the difference, but this idea was immediately denied by him, first, he only had a total of about 100 yuan in his hand, and he couldn't get a few tickets at all; second, his understanding of the current "market situation" was completely chaotic and unclear, and he really wanted to throw all the money in his hand and buy five or six tickets, if the price had reached a critical value, wouldn't it be in vain to buy it at what price and then sell it at what price? If it's just like this, it's fine, but if the market is saturated and can't be sold, wouldn't it be a loss of money?
Thinking of this, Xie Qin raised his head and looked at the pottery note, he should have heard Wu Ke's words, so it was better to see what he thought first.
Tao Jian met Xie Qin's gaze and smiled slightly: "Huge profits, really huge profits." ”
Sure enough, the guy he thought of just now basically thought of it, Xie Qin was thinking about it in his heart, so he heard Tao Jian ask Wu Ke, "Why did you find Xie Qin?" he paused, and then said, "Or, why did you find us?"
Wu Ke looked at the pottery note in amazement, and the latter smiled: "Don't pretend to be stupid, Xie Qin, Wang Chaoren, and I are already standing next to each other, and as soon as you talk to Xie Qin, we can all hear it." ”
Wang Chaoren was pricking up his ears to eavesdrop, and he couldn't help but be stunned when he heard Tao Jian say this.
Wu Ke sighed and said: "It's really worthy of being a 'scholar', and his head is aura." ”
Tao Jian smiled and said: "Your two brothers, 'Dan 1' and 'Dan 2', are not bad at collecting intelligence, is it because of Zang Zhichao?"
As soon as he said this, Xie Qin, Wang Chaoren, Wu Ke and Lu Chenghu were all stunned.
Tao Jian looked at the four people around him and said with a smile: "I remember that when I had breakfast, Lu Chenghu seemed to be sitting at the table next to our 2041 group." ”
Xie Qin slapped his forehead, Lu Chenghu must have heard what we said, is this pair of partners in charge of collecting market information and the other in charge of selling receipts? Maybe they are holding two positions at the same time, and they can't see that these two living treasures really have a bit of business acumen.
Wu Ke smiled bitterly: "That's it, Brother Dan was sitting there at that time, and I happened to hear you say that you wanted to buy a ticket to prevent Zang Zhichao from drinking tap water again for that stupid person, but at that time the tickets were in my hand, so he came back to tell me the news, and then I found you." ”
Sure enough, it was just purchased at that time, compared to you, Zang Zhichao is really a veritable stupid. Xie Qin said in his heart.
Wu Ke asked, "I've said so much, do you plan to buy it?"
Wang Chaodao: "Can't it be cheaper?"
Wu Ke smiled bitterly: "It seems that I can't get anything cheap, how about eighteen yuan a piece? This is the purchase price, I'm all-"
"I don't make any money anymore" Before the third word was finished, Tao Jian interrupted him with a smile: "-Don't make money?
Wu Ke's expression changed slightly, and Tao Jian continued: "If the purchase price is eighteen yuan, how can you only increase it by two yuan and make a move, and how can the rumored price be ten to twenty yuan?"