"Digging a slot, landlord, you pay me for food, vomit ......"

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"It's a little weird, why are the recent events all these words that teach people to be good? 》

"Don't guess, go through the essence post yourself, read all the major events during this time, and you will naturally understand." 》

"Landlord, edit the post, how could Xia Minshen do such a thing, you are spreading rumors. 》

"I don't think it's like it, maybe it's really Xia Minshen's handwriting, otherwise, how could there be no evidence left at all." 》

"Cut, do you have any memory, forget about the aliens? They definitely have the technology to do that. 》

"Impossible, look at those props, they are all commonly used by us humans, if it is an alien, I guess it will be burned directly to ashes." 》

"What is the reason, how much hatred is there to do this?"

"Didn't you say it all, you deserve it, you die innocently, you must be doing the right thing for heaven, and the big demon king has a lot of enemies." 》

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"Dig a slot, moderator, delete a yarn." 》

"You've been banned. ”

"Recently, after being reported by netizens, there are many fake news on the Internet, disrupting the normal network order, and it has been verified by the staff that it is indeed true, so the following decision was made, the whole network is blocked, and it will be opened again after cleaning up the fake news, please be patient. 》

In an ordinary Chinese restaurant, Xia Min and the three of them were eating.

The strange thing is that Xia Min, who has always been greedy, didn't move his chopsticks, just looked at the two girls.

"What's there to see. Zhou Chudie asked, Xia Min's appearance made her feel very strange.

After coming out of the villa, Xia Min was a little abnormal, smirking from time to time, and his thick eyebrows also trembled, very regularly.

"Want to know?" Xia Min said with a grin, sinister smile.

"Hmm. Chen Lingling nodded gently.

"Say it quickly. Zhou Chudie shouted at Xia Min.

"Uh-huh, eat first, and talk about it on the way down. Xia Min put away her smile.

He didn't want the two girls to go hungry, and if he told the story, they would definitely start losing weight.

The two women looked at each other, very strange, speculating about what was going on in the villa.

At that time, they were outside the door, and they didn't hear any sound at all, I don't know if Xia Min blocked it, or if they really didn't make a sound.

What is there to be so giggling at Xia Min?

Half an hour later.

"Vomit ......"

"Wow......"

Zhou Chudie and Chen Lingling were retching desperately, but they didn't spit out anything.

Xia Min had already prepared enough so that the two of them would not feel uncomfortable.

It's just that the two of them are still very disgusting, which is a psychological factor.

This is a corner of a park, next to a few strangely tall trees, and under your feet is a neat lawn, and there are no people in the vicinity.

Xia Min lay flat on the grass, looking at the two female monsters and smiling, with no intention of helping at all.

Anyway, after spitting up, throw a little aura over and you can recover, Xia Min just wants to see the reaction of the two women.

Sure enough, as he expected, whether it was the gentle Chen Lingling or the wild Zhou Chudie, all of them were disgusting.

Five minutes later, the two women finally calmed down, just looking at Xia Min's eyes, full of unkindness.

"You did it on purpose, didn't you? Zhou Chudie ran over and bit Xia Min's shoulder.

Chen Lingling's eyes were also full of complaints.

"How is it possible, hahaha..."Xia Min laughed, how could he admit this kind of thing.

"Hmph. Zhou Chudie snorted coldly, and there was no way to take Xia Min.

Xia Min ignored the struggles of the two women, directly hugged them into his arms, and kissed them one by one.

"It's a nice night tonight. Xia Min lay flat on the ground, looking at the moon in the sky.

Since he got Yu Jian, it's been a long time since he's been so leisurely, this kind of life is what he wants, it's okay to tease the girl, if there is something for others to do, he just needs to move his mouth.

"Hmm...," Zhou Chudie hummed in a nasal voice.

"Don't..."Chen Lingling whispered.

Obviously, Xia Min's hands are not honest again, they are under the moon before the flowers, how can they not be tempted in this situation?

"Don't worry, no one. Xia Min's voice was full of pleasure.

I think that at the beginning, when Xia Min was still a scumbag otaku, every time I watched a love action movie, I fantasized about this scene.

Before the moon, with a woman, in a quiet corner, doing some embarrassing things, I have to say, it is really quite exciting.

It's just that Xia Min didn't feel proud for long, because he heard footsteps.

"Bastard, sooner or later, not late. Xia Min retracted his hands stupidly and cleaned up the clothes of the two girls.

At this time, the two girls also heard the footsteps, hurriedly got up, and arranged their clothes.

Looking at the two pairs of eyes with spring, Xia Min felt that his heart was about to be crisp, and he quickly got up, ready to change to a more secluded place.

"Over there, stop. With the words of the visitor, a dazzling light shone over, making the two girls unconsciously close their eyes.

The standard uniforms, recognizable at a glance, are two patrol policemen, with batons pinned to their waists, holding walkie-talkies in their hands, looking at Xia Min vigilantly.

At such a time, in this place, Xia Min had to make them suspicious.

Although this place often has couples coming for trysts, there is no such configuration.

A man, two women, no matter how you look at it, don't look like a couple with a tryst.

Therefore, in the eyes of the patrol police, Xia Min has become a guest, and the two daughters, of course, are physical workers.

"Is there something wrong?" Xia Min said helplessly, the eyes of the two made him quite unhappy, and he also thought of their thoughts.

As Xia Min's words fell, the two patrol officers slowly approached, and they were always ready to run, they were afraid that Xia Min, the guest, would escape.

The patrolman's eyes were full of doubts, Xia Min was too calm, not at all like those guests before, the moment he saw the patrolman, he had already run away.

"What are you doing?" the patrol looked at Xia Min vigilantly, always ready.

"This..."Xia Min heard this, shaking his thick eyebrows, it was really painful, and for no reason, he became a legendary guest.

After thinking for a few seconds, but still not finding a reasonable excuse, Xia Min turned to the two girls and asked, "What are we doing?"

"Poof..."Chen Lingling covered her mouth and smiled when she heard this.

"How simple. Zhou Chudie said, walked over and grabbed Xia Min's arm, and put his head on Xia Min's shoulder, "This is my boyfriend, that's my sister, we are here to discuss things." ”

The patrol officer looked at the three of them suspiciously, "Take out the documents and I'll take a look." In his eyes, the two women who still feel are physical workers.

"Why, you first prove that you have the right to enforce the law. Zhou Chudie looked at the patrol police with disdain, his eyes were a little annoyed, and he took them for something.

"Here's what we have for the three of us. Unexpectedly, Xia Min was very simple and handed over the documents of the three people.

All the things of the two women are basically put on Xia Min, because Xia Min will not be tired, and the two women feel that their bodies are full of things, and it will be very awkward to walk, except for the mobile phone.

It's not that Xia Min is not vigilant, but in his eyes, it is really fake, and it only needs to be seen at a glance.

The two people in front of them are indeed real patrol policemen, and their style has always been very decent, otherwise Xia Min would not be so cooperative.

The patrol officer took the ID card and put it on the inquiry machine, and when he finished checking the documents of the three people, the faces of the two patrol officers relaxed a lot.

"Sorry to bother you, please take care of yourself. The patrol officer returned the ID to Xia Min and made a formal salute with a smile on his face.

"It's okay, we've always been good law-abiding citizens, understand. Xia Min said casually.

The two patrolmen nodded and left together.

"What's wrong? Zhou Chudie asked curiously.

Xia Min kept looking at the backs of the two patrol officers, his face was very subtle, as if he was hesitating about something.

"Alas...," Xia Min shook his head and said with a wicked smile, "I originally wanted to find a place to do something shameful, but as a result, I had merit to take." ”

"Huh?" Zhou Chudie looked at Xia Min coquettishly, really thankful that he said it so bluntly.

"What merit?" Chen Lingling noticed the word merit, in her heart, Xia Min came first, merit second.

"Go, said on the way. Xia Min took one in one hand and chased in the direction of the two patrol officers.

Xia Min suddenly had a sense just now, these two patrol officers have a hexagram on their bodies tonight, and they will encounter some things.

Xia Min, who has always prided himself on destroying the Demon Guardian Dao and acting chivalrous and righteous, how could he let go of this opportunity.

Although he really wanted to do something with the two girls now to release the pressure.

But the two girls won't run away, and these merits are not often there.

The three of them followed the two patrol officers, keeping a distance of about twenty meters.

Twenty meters, for a well-trained patrolman, is still within the warning range.

However, it was night, and there were a lot of shelters in the park, so the patrolmen never noticed anyone following them.

After almost walking around the entire park, the two patrol officers walked to a stone chair and sat down, untied their ties a little, and both of them looked relaxed.

"Ready, it's coming, wait a minute, don't scream. Xia Min said casually.

"Here?" Zhou Chudie asked strangely, looking around.

It was getting late, and some pedestrians had already begun to leave.

Now, there are only five of them here, and there are no people to be seen within a radius of fifty meters.

"What will happen?" Chen Lingling said a little timidly, unlike Zhou Chudie, he blindly obeyed Xia Min.

Since Xia Min said don't shout, it must be that something unexpected will happen.

"Forget it, don't be surprised, I've blocked your vocal cords. Xia Min skillfully pressed a few times above the shrinking bones of the two women, and did not forget to feel the feel on his chest.

The two women stared straight at Xia Min, they were speechless, looking at Xia Min's eyes full of resentment, how could there be such a thing, they didn't discuss it, and they also hooked their feelings. (To be continued.) )