Chapter 9 Nine Precepts on Drinking
In the expectant eyes of all the demons and monsters within the scope of the black store, the black store that had been closed for a week finally opened again. When I entered the store www.biquge.info, the demons and monsters were disappointed: the layout of the store was still the same layout, the counter was still the counter, the tables and chairs were still those tables and chairs, and the big shopkeeper was still standing behind the counter with his chin on his or her chin and looking at everyone with a smile......
If there is any difference, it is that the smile of the second shopkeeper seems to have become more obscene, and his face has become red, and the strangest thing is the pangolin, which pinched a rag with his paws, but could not wipe it on the table. Everyone was sure that the family from the black shop did not go out, because every day of the week, people from the black shop would come out to collect the fruit that was poured into the big bucket at the door. So the demons and monsters wondered, "Why is it closed for a week?"
Looking at the puzzled eyes of these people, Qiang Liang felt that his appetite was almost gone. So he waved his hand and said, "Jiujie, wine!"
Jiujie finally let go of his consciousness as the second shopkeeper this time, and went to drink - this is the man's job.
Although I don't know what "wine" is, the shopkeeper of the black shop has always been kind, and he won't hurt himself if he thinks about it, so everyone will sit down with peace of mind, waiting to taste the food that this black shop took a week to get out, and see what is strange!
Jiujie was very stingy and put a small clay pot on each customer, which caused great dissatisfaction among the customers, but after a roe deer spirit was thrown out, no one made a fuss anymore. Looking at the small clay pot in front of him, there were bursts of special smells coming from it, as if it was a little fishy, as if it was a little fragrant, and as if it was a little sweet. It looks like water with something added, and if you are careful, you can find a little dregs at the bottom of the cup, and I don't know what it is.
Although they are mentally prepared, every demon and monster is still very careful not to make the first attempt - although they know that the black shop will not harm themselves, no one can say that they will play a prank on themselves, and it will not look good if they lose face. Don't you see that the black egg, that is, the clever monkey, after figuring out what the black egg means, everyone laughs at it? Once it is written down by everyone, but it can't be changed if you want to, people will always call him the black egg!
It turned out to be cold, and the atmosphere was a little awkward.
Jiujie was a little anxious, and glanced at Qiang Liang, who had an indifferent expression. As for Ximei and Pangolin, they have been drunk one after another, lying on the ground without any image and falling asleep.
After scanning the store again, Jiujie's eyes lit up, and the monkey who scratched his ears and cheeks and looked curious was not the "black egg"?
So Jiujie made a steady look, and Xueqiangliang put the two front hooves behind him, but the two front hooves couldn't hook together, and finally had to give up. He walked to the monkey and said with a smile: "Black egg, how is the relationship between the two of us?"
The monkey made a look of disgust and did not answer. It doesn't have an ordinary hate for the name "Black Egg", and this name was given by the fat pig Jiujie, so it turned a blind eye to Jiujie's choice.
Jiujie saw that the black egg did not cooperate, and remembered that the shopkeeper said that "where there is a will, there is a way", so he decided to show his hand.
Regardless of the monkey's reaction, Jiujie sat next to it and said to himself: "This wine is really a good thing!" The monkey's ears suddenly moved, but he still pretended to be indifferent and ignored Jiujie.
Jiujie didn't care, and said to himself: "What a bunch of stupid ×! Don't you see that Ximei and Lao Yi can't drink and can't control themselves? This is a good thing!"
The monkey's eyes moved. The people who were scolded for being stupid × were also unwilling for a while, but after all, they were the shopkeepers, so they had to wait and see. They have not yet been able to deeply grasp the essence of the saying "the customer is God", and although they are dissatisfied, they are still waiting and watching.
Looking at the situation, Jiujie's heart brightened even more: "The person who sweeps the snow in front of the door by himself! The shopkeeper is wise!" So he shook his head pretending to be and continued: "It is not easy for my generation to practice, where is the biggest shackle?"
The demons and monsters were suddenly surprised, this is expected. The mind is already all attracted by the nine precepts.
"If you want to mess with its army, first mess with its heart!" Jiujie said secretly, "The shopkeeper's sincerity is not my deception!"
Jiujie, who was getting more and more confident, stood up violently, startled everyone, and continued: "The biggest shackle is the realm! The realm is insufficient, even if you work hard to cultivate, you will eventually do some useless work!" Before everyone reacted, he continued to say sonorously: "But! If we can experience the feeling of this realm before reaching a certain realm, wouldn't it be easy to break through the realm?"
The demons and monsters finally couldn't help it, and the deer demon, who had always been the king of the game, said: "We all know this, but the key is how to experience it?"
The other demons and monsters also stretched their necks.
Jiujie smiled slightly, looked at the demons and monsters who were aroused, and said, "The mystery is in this wine!"
The demons and monsters suddenly became less determined in their hearts. I want to try one or two, but I feel that it is not appropriate to change my position so quickly. The black egg is listening to the light in his eyes, it has been stuck in the middle stage of the human immortal for a long time, and it is almost one foot away from entering the late stage. So in a hurry, it directly picked up the clay pot and poured it down with a "bang". Everyone hurriedly looked over.
Maybe it was because the wine didn't come up yet, but the monkey blinked and said, "It tastes weird, and my head is a little dizzy!"
Seeing that it had an effect, Jiujie hurriedly added another clay pot to it, and seeing that it didn't want to drink anymore, he grabbed its neck and poured it down. Looking at the demons and monsters, I was chilled.
Just when the demons and monsters felt that Jiujie was going to harm everyone, and they were about to run away, the monkey finally reacted.
I saw it staggering to its feet, dancing and saying in a strange tone: "I have become an immortal, I have become an immortal,...... Look at Lao Tzu soaring through the clouds!" Then he jumped and fell to the ground with a "poof", and he was unconscious.
Looking at the clay pot the size of a human head in his hand, Jiujie exclaimed, "It's a pity." Of course, it didn't forget to come to the round, and hurriedly said, "Everyone has seen it." This is the magical effect of wine! The black egg must have experienced the realm of the golden immortal before he shouted the saying 'soaring clouds and mist', but there is no realm but no power, after all, it can't fly!"
The eyes of the demons and monsters suddenly became hot: "It seems to be the real thing." Although you can't break the realm, it's good to experience it. ”
"That's right, even if there is a 1 in 10,000 chance to experience the realm, it is earned!"
"yes, yes, I'll give it a try......"
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The demons and monsters whispered earnestly, Jiujie saw that there was still a handful of fire, frowned, thought about it, and said loudly: "Forget it, since you don't want to, even if I am blind in the black shop, I want to treat you for free this time! I will accept it!" and then pretended to collect the clay pots in the hands of the demons and monsters.
"I just don't know if this trick is good or not!" and then muttered, "How can the shopkeeper be so wise!"
The demons and demons saw that Jiujie really wanted to put away the jar, and they were suddenly not calm, this opportunity is rare and tight, even if they are deceived, they will be ridiculed at most, but it is rare to lose this opportunity!
So, driven by the king deer demon, everyone poured all the wine in the jar into their mouths in one go......