The next day of class, the first thing I do is to collect my summer homework. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

I was different from other teachers, I left several sets of papers for the students during the short ten-day vacation, if that was the case, I only left them a few classical Chinese texts, which I could translate accurately, find a way to explain the obscure annotations in the texts, two modern essays, and learn two non-rock songs. This should be considered a small number of students today.

But that's it.,There are still two little bastards who haven't finished.,The class I took was the first class and the fourth class of junior high school.,Everyone knows that generally speaking, the students in the first class are relatively good at learning.,The second class, the third class, the lower the class, the worse the class.。 Needless to say, everyone in the first class has completed their homework with quality and quantity, just Liu Yong, a troublemaker in these four classes, almost made Li Bai angry and deceived the corpse, and translated "Shu Dao Difficult" into "It is difficult for mice to dig tunnels"!

As soon as I heard the first sentence, I almost spurted out a nosebleed, and I couldn't translate it with my toes.

Fortunately, I have always been laissez-faire with my students, teaching them according to their aptitude, and grasping breakthroughs in their interests. Liu Yong's pirated Shu Dao Difficulty not only did not make me angry, but piqued my interest.

"It's hard for rats to dig tunnels, it's hard for rats to dig tunnels! How difficult is it? It's even more difficult than heaven! How can silkworm chrysalis and small fish build a country, even if they live to be 48,000 years old, it's useless..."

A song "Shu Dao Difficulty" was translated, which was more lively than Guo Degang's stand-up comedy, and seeing that everyone was listening to it with great interest, I struck while the iron was hot, and re-told the Shu Dao Difficulty again with emotion. I just finished the two Chinese songs, and I was heartbroken when Lu Peng's song "Tears of the Dancing Girl" sang, and I said in my heart that this sideball was a bit too unexpected! Is the song "Tears of the Dancing Girl" something that you, a little kid, can understand? Seeing a song is like seeing a person, it looks very much like the grunt in "The Lord of the Rings", people are distorted, and they are also nervous when they sing songs, which is called a heartbreak, if this is always given, you have to sing hemorrhoids.

My original intention was to treat the lyrics as a small reading, which would not only enliven the atmosphere, keep the students from getting tired, but also mobilize everyone's enthusiasm and keep in mind the key points of solving the reading. But Lu Peng singled out this song "Tears of the Dancing Girl", saying that "Tears of the Dancing Girl" is the history of the blood and tears of a group of labor sisters, you are a little kid living in the twentieth century to know a few problems, so you dare to test the waters with this song?

But Lu Peng's "Tears of a Dancing Girl" is not a complete failure, on the contrary, it is the positive energy that enlivens the atmosphere, it has always been these living treasures who are sacrificing you a happy family, and over time it has formed an inertia.

After a class passed, and after hearing the bell for the end of class, I walked out of the classroom with some unsatisfactory feelings. As soon as I went out, I met Teacher Xiao Li, who took the physics of the first and third classes of junior high school, and said happily when she saw me: "I said how lively it is, it turned out to be you, what is interesting today?"

I took out my key, opened the office door and said, "Check your holiday homework!"

A few question marks instantly appeared on Teacher Xiao Li's little face: "Can you be so happy to check your holiday homework?" As soon as our class says check homework, students can't wait to drop out, why is your class so different?" I smiled mysteriously, went to the water dispenser and took a glass of water to Teacher Xiao Li and said, "Do you want to know? I'll tell you if you show some sincerity!"

Teacher Xiao Li's brows tightened, and he tilted his little head and asked me, "What sincerity?"

I said evilly, "Think for yourself, hehe..."

Teacher Xiao Li left my office with doubts! I said in my heart that this Teacher Li is also a little too simple, and I don't even know the meaning of such a plain one, isn't it more evil than wearing a bikini. This should be put in the time of the Normal University, if someone heard me say such a thing, they would have asked to take the initiative to fight in close combat! But then again, fighting with the dinosaur girl who ran out of the Jurassic was really a little hungry, and just thinking about it made me have a little stomach cramps, and it was even more immersive?

Unconsciously, I had a good impression of Mr. Xiao Li, in fact, how could I not see what Mr. Xiao Li meant, but... It's just that I'm a little afraid of my grandfather, so I haven't accepted it, and I don't dare to take the initiative, after all, who would refuse a beauty thousands of miles away?

Since I was a child, my grandfather taught me to keep myself clean, not to be lewd, not to be lustful, and this is also the duty of a cultivator. Once the bottom line is broken, there will be involuntary evil thoughts from then on, which will damage the foundation, and the meridians in the body will be solidified, even if the meridians are opened one day, but the meridians are also fragile, and they will stop at the human spirit cultivators, and then have no chance with the earth spirit real people.

Although I never doubted what my grandfather said, I still had a curious attitude about this matter, since my grandfather attached so much importance to the child's body, how could he knowingly commit a crime, and there was a father? But since I was born, I have never heard a word about my grandmother, and every time I ask about my grandfather, my brow will be wrung blood, and I dare not ask more. I once secretly asked Grandpa Hu, Grandpa Hu is a short and kind little old man, unlike Grandpa who is old-fashioned, but in exchange for just one sentence: "Boy, that's your grandfather's sore spot, don't ask in the future!"

I have no choice but to do it...

So when I was in college, I rarely had much contact with the opposite sex, and most importantly, I never met someone who could make my heart move. Things between men and women are so wonderful, it doesn't necessarily mean how beautiful she is, how temperamental, but the moment two eyes collide with each other, two hearts can be tied together, this is love at first sight. Regardless of whether Mr. Xiao Li feels that way or not, I do.

When I saw her for the first time, my little heart began to beat wildly, like a deer spreading joy in my heart, and I was not under my control at all, so that I didn't even dare to say hello, I rushed into the classroom with my head down, and I vomited for a while before calming down slightly, and the students below thought I was practicing qigong.

Teacher Xiao Li is simple and kind in nature, and his appearance is outstanding, just like a bud waiting to bloom in the morning, a ray of morning light sprinkles, which makes it fresh and refined. It's the purest, loveliest, and most beautiful girl I've ever seen, pure without any carving, but without any artificiality, without any flaws in beauty...

I admit in my heart that I'm already in love, but it's just a secret crush in hiding. This feeling is very mysterious, secretly, and looking forward to it, I go to work every day with love, and I don't know what to say when I see her, but my heart is already turbulent and enthusiastic.

I really should be grateful for the new policy of the high-profile uncle, there are no classes on weekends, and I can finally sleep at home and daydream. But this fantasy is good, but it is always difficult to realize, and before seven o'clock, I reluctantly got up to eat in the midst of my grandfather's thousand calls.

I think there are elderly people in the family who should have this feeling, and they always impatiently repeat the phrase "get up, get up, get up!" around you, and it's even more annoying than the mantra.

Fortunately, my grandfather was not so difficult, but he would sit next to me and watch me sleep as if he were meditating.

After eating, there is nothing to do, sitting on the sofa to nibble on apples and watch TV, to say that the Chinese film and television industry is really a tragedy, every winter and summer vacation "Journey to the West" has become an indispensable entertainment program, how many years can not make a TV series that pushes the old and brings out the new, and also makes the senior brother and Bajie take a break for a while, always learn scriptures there, even the Buddha is impatient. No wonder the pig fat man always wants to go back to Gao Laozhuang, if it were me, I would have already beaten a rake and went to the Moon Palace to find Chang'e to play with the rabbit, and it is too tired to do one thing at all!

But in contrast, I'd rather watch three dozen white bone spirits a hundred more times than keep coming to my house to make trouble!