Chapter 551: The Monkey King Shows His Medical Skills
But said that after Tang Seng entered the palace, he was immediately warmly summoned by the king, and the civil and military officials were also accompanied by the main hall, and the king was very interested in the things on the way west of Tang Seng, and when the two were talking happily, suddenly a eunuch came to report: "Congratulations to Your Majesty, congratulations to Your Majesty!"
The king was suddenly interrupted, and his heart was slightly displeased, but he still asked, "Where does the joy come from?"
"Your Majesty, today's minister was ordered to post the emperor's list to recruit doctors, and Elder Sun Wukong, a disciple of the Tang Dynasty Holy Monk, unveiled the list, claiming that he had the ability to cure the disease, which was Elder Sun said that if he wanted to cure the disease, His Majesty had to ask for it in person. ”
The king was overjoyed when he heard this, and turned his head to ask Tang Seng, "Holy monk, I don't know how many apprentices you have? Who is this Elder Sun? ”
When Tang Seng heard the name of Sun Wukong, he felt bad in his heart, and secretly blamed the Monkey King for causing trouble again, and when he saw the king asking, he could only reply stubbornly: "I have three apprentices, but they are all leading horses, and the people who carry the burden know what medical skills." ”
The king didn't believe it, shook his head and said: "The holy monk is too modest, the Tang Dynasty is a place of outstanding people, there is a holy monk like you, how can the disciples be ordinary people, how dare they expose the list of medical emperors, let alone invite the widow in person." ”
The king turned his head to the civil and military officials below and said, "The widow is weak and weak, and he does not dare to take advantage of it. ”
The ministers received the order, and the eunuchs and captains who watched the list came to the same hall to invite the Monkey King.
The Monkey King and Bajie, and the Sha Seng were eating, and they saw that the eunuch who watched the list before led a group of ministers to the Monkey King, knelt down together, and one of them played: "Tell the monk Elder Sun, I and the ministers of King Zhu Zi, now by the king's decree, invite the monk to the court to see a doctor." Just because our king was weak and timid, he didn't dare to take advantage of it, so he ordered the ministers and others to perform the salute on behalf of the king and invite the monks and monks. ”
The Monkey King is very satisfied with the performance of the King of Zhu Ziguo, in fact, this is also a test, as the king of a country, if he proposes to let him come to invite him personally, he is afraid that he will directly send troops to encircle and suppress it in the end, but this king treats him politely, in this case, the Monkey King will naturally return the favor, on the contrary, if the king is bullying, the Monkey King will naturally give him a lesson. The Monkey King glanced at the civil and military officials. Said: "That being said, please go forward, and I should follow." ”
All the ministers walked forward in a team according to their products, and the Monkey King first ordered: "Bajie, you go with me, and Senior Brother Sha stays here." Bajie, the Monkey King changed his clothes, and the two swaggered into the palace.
After the two entered the palace, they waited outside the palace, and before the king came to greet them, Tang Seng walked out first. When he saw the Monkey King, he scolded: "You monkey doesn't know anything! How dare you expose the emperor's list, how can you treat Your Majesty's illness indiscriminately, if Your Majesty's dragon body is cured, how should you explain it when the time comes?"
The Monkey King said with a smile: "Master don't worry, if you talk about medical skills, there are really few people in this world who can beat my old grandson, cure diseases and save people, such trivial things, my old grandson is caught, you just have to take a look." ”
Tang Seng saw that the Monkey King was still unrepentant, and he was a little angry, "You monkey is talking nonsense again, where do you know what medical skills, why have I never seen it." ”
"Master, my grandson has a lot of skills, didn't you believe that my grandson had the skills to write poems, paint, build houses and build ships? Seeing Tang Seng questioning, the Monkey King was also angry in his heart, and his tone was a little stiff when he finally spoke.
The matter has come to this point, Tang Seng also knew that he could not stop it, so he had to agree, and finally explained, "Your Majesty the King is in poor health, you can't be frightened, you are only afraid that something is wrong when you go with such a appearance, and there are many rules in the palace, you must be careful not to do anything that violates etiquette." ”
Hearing this, the Monkey King showed a mysterious smile and said, "Master don't worry, I know no less about etiquette in the court than you. ”
As the Monkey King finished speaking, the temperament of the whole person changed suddenly, the body stood straight, the chest was straight, the original hippie smiling face, there was no positive appearance, and it instantly became noble and elegant, and every move had a comfortable temperament.
This change stunned the Bajie and Tang Seng next to them, although they knew that the king had always been unfathomable, but it was still difficult to accept, this was even more surprising than the toad turning into a sable cicada, they had known the Monkey King for so long, and they had never known such a side of the Monkey King.
Bajie and Tang Seng didn't know that at this time, the Monkey King made a gesture to himself in his heart - pretending to be successful. At this moment, the monkey king was more comfortable than eating ginseng fruit, but after being comfortable, he thought of the pain he experienced when he first learned these court etiquettes, and thought about the five hundred years he was suppressed, and was forced by his boss to learn all kinds of strange knowledge...... That kind of pain is not enough for outsiders either.
The Monkey King shook Tang Seng and Bajie, just at this time the king announced that the Monkey King went to meet him, the Monkey King tidied up his clothes, led Bajie, and walked towards the palace hall, then Bajie woke up and hurriedly followed.
When the king saw two figures entering, he asked, "Which one is Elder Sun?"
The Monkey King didn't bow down, but just stepped forward and arched his hands, which was regarded as a salute, "Old Sun is, do you want to help you diagnose now?"
The king raised his head at this time, saw the appearance of the Monkey King clearly, first was startled, almost didn't scream, and then was attracted by the unique temperament of the Monkey King, obviously a fierce appearance, but there was a unique charm, which made the king suppress the fear in his heart, "Elder Sun forgives the sin, the widow was shocked by Elder Sun for a while, and he was almost rude." ”
"Your Majesty is honest, but that's normal, and I'd be surprised if you weren't frightened. The Monkey King said, but he laughed out loud.
The king was also infected by the laughter of the Monkey King, and his mood relaxed, "The alien has a vision, thank you Elder Sun for your generosity, Elder Sun can see a doctor for me now, I don't know how to cooperate?"
The Monkey King stood there with his hands behind his back, with a kind of bearing, and said freely: "The medical Tao pays attention to looking, smelling, asking, cutting, and asking Your Majesty to allow me to diagnose your pulse." ”
Naturally, the king understood these simple truths, and ordered the guards to get out of the way and let the Monkey King approach. The Monkey King was not polite, and seriously diagnosed the king's illness, and at the same time explained in his mouth: "Look, smell, ask, cut, the first look at the complexion, moisturize and fat, lose weight and sleep, the second smell the sound is clear and turbid, the truth and wild words, the third question is how many days the pathogen is sutra, how to eat and drink, the fourth is to cut the meridians, what is the floating and sinking surface, please Your Majesty answer the question of Lao Sun truthfully." ”
Bajie stupidly looked at his monkey brother and the king there asking and answering, the unexpected performance of the monkey king made Bajie have an unreal feeling, and he wondered if the monkey king in front of him was someone else's fake.
After a while, after the Monkey King had finished asking questions and had cut the pulse for the king, he said: "Your Majesty's left hand has a strong and tight pulse, the guan pulse is astringent and slow, the ulnar pulse is deep, the right hand has a smooth pulse, the guan pulse is delayed, the ulnar pulse is fixed, the heart aches in the middle, the sweating muscles are numb, the urine is red, the stool is bloody, and the internal knots are closed. ”
When the king heard this, he shouted: "Elder Sun is really a miracle doctor, and the disease of the widow is just as the elder said, and he also asks Sun Chang to use medicine." ”
The Monkey King nodded, "Your Majesty, I have already diagnosed the root of this disease, and I ask Your Majesty to find a few people to listen to me, and I have my own arrangements for the use of medicine." ”
The king ordered the previous eunuchs to follow the Monkey King, and specially explained that everything was subject to the Monkey King's arrangement.
The Monkey King led Bajie out of the hall, saw Tang Seng, and told him what had happened, Tang Seng breathed a sigh of relief, and was also surprised that the Monkey King knew how to heal, of course, it was Bajie who was even more surprised, because at the moment he walked out of the hall, the Monkey King's temperament changed back again, and he became the somewhat cynical Monkey King again.
"Brother Monkey, you are really amazing, it is not an exaggeration to say that you are versatile! By the way, how and when did you learn these things? I really admire you, how did you learn so many things. Bajie said this, he wanted to pat the Monkey King's fart, but he didn't know that the fart was slapped on the horse's leg, Bajie's words made the Monkey King can't help but recall the painful experience when he was forced to study by Fuxi.
The Monkey King glanced at Bajie coldly, "Shut up!"