Chapter Thirty-Six: Funny Little Guy
Wang Yue's wooden bed is also a mortise and tenon structure, and the carpenter is most familiar with carpenters, so it didn't take much effort for Fengyun to dismantle the bed.
After a fire was burned and the ashes were poured under the fruit trees behind the house to be used as fertilizer, Fengyun returned to the house and began to clean up the things under the bed.
Under the wooden bed, it should be a set of tools used by Wang Yue himself, stored in a large wooden box. I took it out and checked it, and it was already covered with patina.
"Is this called bronze?" Fengyun said to himself. If this can be regarded as a cultural relic in the future generations, it will not be a problem to sell it for hundreds of millions, but for him at present, it can only be used as a set of tools.
There were a few deformed grinding stones in the chest, which were better than tools! The rusty copper could still be used if sharpened, so he had two sets of tools.
It seems that the more this king lies on the bed and falls asleep, he hangs up, and he has not suffered any crimes, and he can be regarded as the end of his life.
Putting things away, Fengyun looked around, rolled up his sleeves that didn't exist, and prepared to start cleaning.
He found a twig, tied some hay to it with the bark rope he had brought, made a broom, and swept the cobwebs and ash from the beams of the house.
The broom is not easy to use, the hay keeps breaking and falling, and in addition to the old ashes all over the house, Fengyun can only sweep for a while and then run out to catch his breath, let the ashes in the house fall, and then continue to work.
After the cobwebs on the beams were cleaned up, Fengyun became a native man.
Xiao Bai turned back from the gravel road, the bracket on the hind leg didn't know where it was thrown, passing by the door of the wooden house, just took a photo with Fengyun, a face dyed yellow, two black eyeballs around a circle of white, Fengyun grinned, a mouthful of white teeth were shining, the corners of Xiao Bai's eyes were faintly twitching, and he felt a little bad in his heart.
"We workers have power! Hey, we workers have power!" Fengyun suddenly roared.
Xiaobai turned around and ran, but he couldn't escape, and was picked up by Fengyun.
"Baa!" Xiaobai roared angrily, and was carried into the house by the wind and clouds.
"Stay obediently, don't run around, I was a good hand at catching dogs and chickens in the village when I was a child. It's such a big sheep, they know how to play all day long! Come and help me work! I'll sing to you!" Fengyun said as he waved his broom as a weapon, and spread it out in the house, sweeping up the smoke and dust, and sang in his mouth: "We workers have power! Hey! We workers have power! We workers have power! We workers are busy with work every day! Hey! We are busy with work every day! Hey!
"Hum, hum!" The little white nose was so itchy from the fine ash that he sneezed a few times, but the snow-white fine hair didn't stick to the slightest dust.
"Stop!" A voice suddenly came, Fengyun was stunned, looked left and right, and asked, "Who? Who is talking?"
"Look down!"
Fengyun looked down and exclaimed in surprise: "Wow! My little brother can talk!"
Xiao Bai, who was standing in front of him, was half angry and shouted, "Shut up!
Fengyun clutched his stomach and laughed, and said, "You finally can't help it, why are you suddenly willing to talk to me?"
Bai Ze was full of black lines, and secretly complained in his heart, if you don't say a word, I'm afraid I'm going to be played to death by you.
Fengyun smiled, pinching its neck and slipping it out.
Placed on the ground, Xiaobai was annoyed and ashamed, pouted and jumped to the side, and yelled at Fengyun: "Dare to erect, how can you not know the elder?"
"Respect the elder?" Fengyun smiled and touched its head, and said, "Why don't you look like an old man? Besides, it's not the first time, why are you still shy?"
Xiao Bai raised his head, his head full of silver-white curly hair seemed to be covered with a layer of golden light in the sun, and he said proudly: "I am Bai Ze, an ancient divine beast, ranking first among the princes and officials of the Mao clan. ”
"Network administrator?" Fengyun said with a smile: "Can you open the package at night?"
Xiaobai glanced at him with a smile and said indifferently: "Little guy, if you want to go home, you'd better be respectful to me." ”
One sentence made the smile on Fengyun's face disappear, and he narrowed his eyes and asked, "What do you mean?"
Xiaobai smiled and said, "I know where you come from. ”
A sharp light flashed in Fengyun's eyes, and he smiled and said, "Oh, really, how do you know?"
"Haven't you heard my name?" Xiao Bai glanced at him and said: "The past, knowing the future, knowing the feelings of all things, and knowing the appearance of all things in the world, this is a bloodline skill inherited from my Bai Ze." ”
"You mean you can see the future?" Fengyun looked moved, and asked a little eagerly, "Then can you see when I will go back?"
Xiaobai shook his head and said, "The future is different from the past, and I can't give you an accurate answer." ”
The wind and clouds were a little gloomy, Xiao Bai raised his eyes to look at him, and said: "The difference between the past and the future is like a reflection in the water, it cannot be touched, even if it is a trace of influence, the ripples brought by it do not know how much ripple it will cause." ”
Fengyun muttered, "Then you still say that you can know the future......"
Xiaobai explained: "I can use the words you can understand, the past is like a one-way street, there is only one direction, I can see the end at a glance, however, the future has countless directions, I can't be sure where the world is going, only under certain conditions, can I see a general direction trend." ”
"What do you need?" Fengyun asked.
Xiaobai said: "Then I have to wait until I grow up again." ”
Fengyun looked at it suspiciously, just now it seemed to say that it was an old man, does it mean that it grew up somewhere? Fengyun's eyes were a little crooked.
Xiaobai seemed to have been stung by a bee, jumped up and shouted, "What do you want? I'm talking about my body growing up!"
"That's what I mean, too!" Fengyun glanced at the bottom of its belly, the little white hair was about to stand up, and said angrily: "I mean to wait until my body recovers, the horns grow back in, and the ability to recover!"
"Oh! " Fengyun suddenly realized and said, "You said it earlier!"
Xiaobai almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood, gritted his teeth and said, "Did I say that I was farting for a long time?"
"What? You fart! It's so unhygienic!" Fengyun covered his nose and jumped up, Xiaobai was too lazy to get angry, looking at him like a psychopath.
"No sense of humor...... Fengyun squatted down and said, "Then what do you mean now?"
Xiao Bai sighed and said, "I need you to help me recover my cultivation." ”
"Oh, is that what you want from me?" Fengyun got up, sat down with a big thorn, shook his legs and said, "Why?"
"Huh?" Xiao Bai didn't expect this kind of answer, and only said after a while: "I saved your life!" Fengyun was stunned for a moment, and asked suspiciously: "When? Why don't I know?"
"When you were asleep, it was a long story. Xiaobai said.
Fengyun picked his feet and said, "It's okay, you say slowly, I have time." ”
Xiaobai said helplessly: "There are a lot of things in this that I can't tell you for the time being, so you can borrow it from you for a while." ”
"Borrow?" Fengyun said, "Okay!
Xiaobai choked on saliva and coughed, and only after a while did he pant and said, "I have never seen such a brazen person." ”
Fengyun stiffened his neck and said, "If you borrow it, you have to pay the rent!
Xiaobai glanced at him helplessly, and said: "Don't know what's wrong, I have my own benefits to stay by your side, at most, after my ability recovers, I will help you open a heavenly mirror." ”
"You're rolling your eyes!!" Fengyun applauded and exclaimed sincerely.
Xiaobai jumped three feet high and roared angrily: "Please! Can your focus be corrected! I promised you a heavenly mirror! And it's just for you, don't pay attention to anything, don't roll your eyes, hey!"
"Oh......" Fengyun nodded, turned his face and said, "Five times!"
"Huh?" the little white mouth opened and stammered, "Is it so fast? What do you mean five times?"
Fengyun grinned and said, "Didn't you let me pay attention to the Heavenly Mirror?" one time is too little, help me open it five times, and I will take you in." ”
"You should go to the toilet! Five times! Do you know how much effort I have to expend?" Xiaobai said angrily: "Just once, is there more!"
Fengyun scratched his scalp and asked, "Is it okay to make three deals?"
Xiaobai didn't say a word, turned around and left, his four hooves were trembling with anger, obviously too lazy to look at this insatiable guy again.
Seeing it go away, Fengyun put away his hippie smile, frowned and thought, what is this Bai Ze exposing himself for at this time?
Listening to it talk to itself, at first it couldn't help but use some ancient words, but then the nouns such as concern, ah, hey, and toilet came out, did it know it from the beginning, or did it learn from itself in this short conversation time? Or is it because of the most daring guess - it has been to the so-called future?
Fengyun suppressed his excitement, took a deep breath, and slowly exhaled, this Bai Ze has too many doubts, and it is really a little dangerous, but its ability makes Fengyun really unable to refuse it ruthlessly.
In short, this Bai Ze is definitely not to be underestimated, and it can only believe one sentence in its words for the time being, that is, it is an old man, ahh
Fengyun didn't dare to believe Bai Ze's words, but he was lucky, what if what it said was true? A voice in his head kept persuading him: There is no harm in keeping it, right? And another voice also persuaded him: Is what you see with your eyes real? You yourself are acting and pretending, what if that Bai Ze is also pretending? Gray Liu'er's body is such a big fox, and this guy is also a fierce person, but he doesn't show up, and he will deceive people if he can speak, don't believe it. Fengyun didn't know which judgment to believe, and was extremely entangled.
At this moment, Xiaobai, who walked into the forest, also lost his angry appearance, the corners of his mouth were slightly upturned, and he muttered: "Interesting little guy......"