Chapter 12: The Big-Headed Monk

If it is really like things gathered, people are divided by groups, and the one who lives with Li Fengyun is a wine and meat monk who does not abide by the rules, Du Ruyue secretly slandered. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"A little bastard crawling around, sneaky, doesn't he want to steal the things of the great monk again?" said the man in the hall again.

Li Fengyun became angry, couldn't help it anymore, and shouted: "When did Lao Tzu steal your bald thing?" As soon as these words came out, Li Fengyun suddenly felt that something was wrong, isn't this a self-admitting that he is a little bastard?

The man in the hall laughed and said, "If the little bastard doesn't have a ghost in his heart, why is he tiptoeing and sneaking around in the middle of the night?

Li Fengyun was carrying a lot of silver in his arms at this time, and his courage was much stronger, and he said arrogantly: "Fight and fight, Lao Tzu is not afraid of you, Lao Tzu is now developed, tomorrow he will build a big mansion next to this broken temple, a large piece of fat, eat a piece and throw a piece, and starve to death the fat head and big eared thief." ”

The people in the hall were not annoyed, and laughed and said: "Excellent, excellent, the little bastard had better go away, Hugh wants to let the big monk see it again, hey, has the little bastard made a fortune? I don't know which decaying ghost is unlucky, ill-gotten gains, take it ominously, it is better to donate it to the big monk, let the big monk chant to the Buddha every day, and then overspend some chicken, duck and fish, it can be regarded as accumulating some blessings for the little bastard, how about it?"

Li Fengyun was furious, and scolded: "The thief who killed a thousand knives, uncle, you dare to make up your mind with my silver?" Get out of the way, the treasure knife in Lao Tzu's hand is not a vegetarian, go down with a knife, and carefully take care of the fat and big head of the thief." ”

"The head of the big monk is indeed fat and big and full of oil, but it is not so easy to cut!" The door of the hall "squeaked" opened, and I saw a fat-headed and fat-bellied monk striding out of the hall, his mouth was shiny, and he was holding a pig's elbow in his right hand. Hey, this little boy is handsome enough, is it okay to be a little bastard?"

This sentence angered Du Ruyue, took out her sword, pointed at the big monk from afar, and shouted: "You big monk, your mouth is not clean!"

The big-headed monk was stunned, opened his mouth wide, and wiped his mouth with his dirty and smelly monk's robe for a long time, and said: "It turned out to be a woman, how could I be deceived by that little bastard to come here, little girl, this little bastard is not a good thing, be careful of being sold to Xinghualou by him." ”

"You're not a good thing either!" Du Ruyue was still annoyed that the big-headed monk was rude, glanced at Li Fengyun, and said hatefully.

The big-headed monk was not angry, but said with a smile: "Yes, yes, the little bastard is not a good thing, the big monk is not a good thing, there are few good things in this Qingping Town, and it is not a place where clean people should come." Little girl, while no one has seen you yet, listen to the words of the great monk, let's go, it's too late to leave. ”

Du Ruyue was stunned, she didn't expect this big-headed monk to say this, and she couldn't help but feel a little kind to him in her heart.

Li Fengyun said angrily: "The thief is not a good thing, Lao Tzu is very good, bald donkey, quickly stretch out his neck and let Lao Tzu cut a knife, Lao Tzu's treasure knife, kill people without blood, sharpen iron like that or something." After that, he shook the Shadow Treasure Knife in his hand, which was quite a bit of a show-off.

"Really, the great monk should try!" The big-headed monk strode over, really stretched his head over, and said loudly: "The great monk has lived for so many years, and this neck has not been cut with a knife, it is very hard, you have to use some strength, be careful to roll the blade." ”

Du Ruyue is even more stupid, which living person's neck in this world has been cut with a knife? This big monk actually stretched out his head for Li Fengyun to cut it, it was too big, could it be that this big-headed monk was a fool, or was he already tired of life? ”

"Really?" the big-headed monk looked up at the shadow knife in Li Fengyun's hand, "It's so powerful, the big monk wants to try it even more." ”

Du Ruyue snorted and said, "I don't know the hearts of good people." ”

Li Fengyun was also a little dazed, how could he have thought that this big-headed monk really stretched out his head and asked him to cut off, which taught him that he couldn't do it, yes, he had a little dirty with this big-headed monk, it was mostly a matter of mouth, the big-headed monk had snatched his dog meat, but he had also stolen the chicken legs of the big-headed monk, in fact, it was nothing, as for the fights that had been fought, in Qingping Town, what was so unusual about the fights?

"Hey, thief, you can think clearly, you can't take it back if you cut off your head, at most Lao Tzu will let you, don't use this treasure knife, and fight with you again. Li Fengyun hesitated for a moment and said.

"If you are told to cut it, you will cut it, where is there so much nonsense?" The big-headed monk was a little impatient, "Look at you little bastard, you are usually not very fierce, you really want to move, why is your mother-in-law like this, not like a man?"

Hearing him say this, Li Fengyun was angry in his heart, and shouted: "This is your own death, no wonder Lao Tzu." ”

The big-headed monk stretched his neck and shouted, "Come on!" with his eyes closed and waiting for death.

Li Fengyun shouted, only to see a shadow flashing, and the treasure knife was like a long rainbow hanging on the sun, slashing straight towards the big-headed monk. Du Ruyue screamed, her eyes closed, and she couldn't bear to look at the scene of the big-headed monk's corpse being cut in two.

"Be careful!" Mo Qingyan suddenly shouted.

"Ah!" only to hear a scream, Du Ruyue opened her eyes, only to see a figure smashed out, crashing into a section of the courtyard wall, and dust was everywhere.

Looking at the scene again, only one person held the Phantom Treasure Knife in his hand, flicked it lightly twice, and said, "Good knife, really good knife." Little bastard, you didn't have murderous intent towards the big monk just now, you only planned to stun the big monk with the back of the knife, it's a bit human, and the big monk doesn't kill you, this fall can be regarded as a little punishment for your disrespect to the big monk these days. Hmph, if you had the slightest murderous intent just now, the ending would not be like this. ”

Li Fengyun got up from the dust and scolded in his mouth: "The dead thief is bald, so cunning, Lao Tzu has been fooled! ”

Seeing that Li Fengyun was fine, Du Ruyue also breathed a sigh of relief, Mo lightly grabbed Li Fengyun and said: "Second brother, this senior's martial arts are too much higher than you, you are not his opponent." ”

Li Fengyun was skeptical, and said stubbornly: "Just now, he just took advantage of my inattention to sneak attack, and Lao Tzu also beat him to jump over the wall." ”

The big-headed monk laughed and said: "Little guy, if it weren't for the big monk to let you, how could you get close to the body of the big monk, fighting on weekdays, you don't know martial arts, you can't use internal force, and the big monk doesn't use martial arts, don't use internal force, it's not bullying you." Yes, your qualifications for martial arts training are good, and your reaction is also good, are you honest, you are still pure, how about being an apprentice of a great monk?"

"Phew!" Li Fengyun spat on the ground and said angrily: "Good and dignified, why do you want to call you Master, you want to take advantage of Lao Tzu, no way! Lao Tzu will go to Xinghualou to drink flower wine in the future, so as not to be a dead thief." ”