Today I was still listening to lectures and discussions, until three o'clock in the afternoon, I always called, saying that I had arrived at the school gate and asked me to pick him up. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

Before I got to the gate, I heard someone arguing: "Do you think you're a fart, look at the school gate and make you like this, is your father Li Gang? Pretend to be a grandson, go and call your principal down for me, I want to ask if this is a school or a kitchen, and idlers are exempted, and I will enter today!"

Hearing this, I couldn't help but have a black line on my face, Lao Zhi is really a fighting turtle among the turtles, everywhere is wolf smoke, does he do things without thinking?

I stepped up my steps and walked over, and saw that Lao Yu was fighting against all the members of the security department in a posture of scolding the street, but Lao Zhi's combat effectiveness should not be underestimated, scolding out of the level, scolding out of the level, and provoking a few teachers to watch, I sincerely admired in my heart, "I don't understand the world of the second force!"

At this time, I didn't care about any face, so I rushed over and covered my big mouth. Lao Yu was stunned for a moment, and then pulled away my hand and shouted: "Nangong, don't worry about it, I want to educate them, Lord Ma really treats Lao Tzu as a sick cat if he doesn't exert his power." ”

Now there is no crack in the ground, even if there is a crack in the wall, I will go into it without hesitation, and hibernate forever! I will never come out to meet the world again, and it is really embarrassing to look at this mutated alien species...

The head of the security section used to have a good relationship with me, and even a fool can see the situation in front of him, obviously the two of them know each other

"Nangong, do you know him?" Cai, the elder of the Security Section, said like a stick, and I suddenly lost my ability to adapt: "Ahh Do I know each other?"

"Hey, Nangong, you're wrong, you haven't known me since you were separated for two days?"

"I... Huh? I... I know you!" I looked at Lao Zhi with some incoherence.

At this time, Lao Cai also felt my embarrassing situation: "Nangong, if you know him, I won't call the police!"

"Ahh

Finally, after explaining for a long time, I finally got away with it on the grounds that this was my distant cousin who came to see me. After explaining the key point, I frowned and nodded my head and said, "He has a bit of a problem, it's been many years!" Lao Cai suddenly realized after hearing this, and finally let Lao Yu enter the school.

After the old man came in, he kept complaining to me: "Come to do something for you, I got angry, and I especially said that I have mental problems, don't want to ask me for help in the future!"

When it was time for dinner, I was robbed of a dozen ice creams by this shameless grandson, and he was not afraid of being frozen into popsicles! Okay... It is considered that I will save my wealth from disaster. It's like something to beg him for once, and now he's licking his big head and yelling to go to the cafeteria...

All in all, he is a stunned young man who is brain-dead in one episode, and he throws his face wherever he goes, and he is all over the place.

When I was in the cafeteria, I saw a woman who said that she had a husband and wife with others, and the second forced her to say that this was the fate of the heavens, love is so simple and strange, it can't be stopped when it wants to come, each of her hair is involved in the little heart of the spring heart, at this time he has been ruthlessly shot by Cupid with a sword, but he does not want to hate Cupid, although there is no warning of the imminent farewell to the single life, but life is full of challenges and expectations, he is willing to accept.

Just when Lao Zhi wiped the hot sauce from the corners of his mouth and was about to come forward to confess, suddenly the girl's boyfriend sat directly next to the girl with a roasted sweet potato, leaving Lao Zhi with a pair of cruel backs. Seeing the cruel facts in front of me, I sat back with a snort, and I couldn't help laughing: "Hehe... Life is full of challenges and unexpectedness, you are willing to accept it, I told you a long time ago, that Cupid is a foreign immortal, and he can't care about our Chinese affairs, you still don't believe it, haha..."

Lao Yu suddenly picked up a bunch of skewers in front of him and smashed them directly at the couple, my brain went blank in an instant, and my ears were buzzing: "Old... What are you doing!"

"His grandmother's, that stupid Cupid is looking at me and laughing!"

The boy was also stunned for a while, and said that this is a flying disaster, where did it come from? Innocently looked at it for a week, and finally fell on the body of the old giving, got up and came to the old giving's side and was just about to speak, the old man "snapped" the table, and stood up with a "Teng", not only me, but the girl was also frightened!

"His uncle's! Is this canteen hygienic up to standard? A very handsome young man, how can there be several cockroaches crawling behind his back, and he will be disgusting! Thanks to my timely action, I beat the cockroaches to death with a skewer, otherwise I will have to climb on someone's girlfriend and find out your manager for me, I will ask for an explanation for this classmate!"

After a while, the boy's face was squirted, and I was covered again, what the hell is going on! Immediately I was a black line in my head, and a bald crow flew over the sky of the entire cafeteria in an instant!

At this time, an aunt who was wiping the table ran over: "Oh mom, look at this whole thing, we are always disinfected, why do you still have that thing?"

I thought there were real cockroaches, but when I looked down, I saw what they were. I couldn't help but have a cramp on my face, I said Auntie, can you pick a similar one and step on it, at least it should be like a little, who hasn't seen what a cockroach looks like, and those who have a little vision will not see chicken kidneys as cockroaches!

The boy on the side seemed to have suddenly realized, grabbed one of the arms of the old man, and his mouth was full of Shandong flavor: "You Kankanjie is making trouble, I almost misunderstood the eldest brother, I have been afraid of a small insect crawling on the ground since I was a child, especially a small strong, today's rescue is like a rebirth of parents, this kind of kindness will be repaid one day!"

Isn't it just a nonsense, even if that chicken kidney is a cockroach, it won't be so exaggerated, and you have another parent, and your biological parents are not close to a small strong blood relationship?

Lao Zhi looked righteous at this time, and put his hands on the shoulders of Shandong men: "Our society needs a transmitter of positive energy, and when the road is uneven, pull out a knife to save each other, as long as everyone gives a little love, the world will become a better tomorrow!"

After saying this, the Shandong man burst into tears, and finally reluctantly let go of Lao Zhi's hands and walked out with his girlfriend. I also wondered in my heart, is that girl hungry for food, even this kind of IQ wizard can be looked at, so isn't there also hope for Lao Zhi?