In short, we waited for him to finish eating the noodles, and then left the noodle shop step by step, at first I wondered how he paid the bill, but I didn't expect people to throw fifty yuan directly on the ground when checking out, and leave with their buttocks, this bold energy really made me ashamed.

A bowl of noodles is only eight yuan, and the remaining forty-two is a tip, it seems that asking for food and fortune-telling are high-paying professions, which can be more profitable than us people's teachers.

Songqi and I have been following closely behind, and handed over the matter of the cliché negotiation to Lao Yu.

Lao Yu pinched his nose and followed the stinky begging for food, saying that the spittle stars were flying sideways, coercing and seducing for more than two hours, and his voice was almost hoarse, but the stinky begging for food didn't say a word. It's not that he didn't say anything, he asked the old man for cigarettes twice in the middle, and the angry old man gave his eyes sparks.

Finally, I couldn't bear it anymore, so I happened to pass by an adult product store, picked up a broom with a bamboo pole and went over like a turn to ask for food.

This action can frighten the person who asked for food, jumped to his feet and shouted and ran away, Songqi and I were also stunned, why was it okay just now, and said that he would do it?

Song Qi said helplessly: "I have long guessed that this is the result, the sea...two mentally retarded people are destined to be like this when they meet together, hey..."Song Qi actually said cool words on the side, but thinking about it, this is the style of Lao Zhi, what is there to make a fuss about.

"Then can we chase after it?"

"Why are you chasing him, even if you catch up, what can you do to him, do you dare to catch him or dare to touch him?"

I was speechless when Song Qi's words asked, indeed, the lethality of the meal is so great, even if you catch up, do you dare to touch him?

In this way, Songqi and I sat in the small pavilion to watch a few old men play erhu, waiting for the good news from the old man, half an hour later, there was a scolding sound from far and near, Songqi sighed without replying and said: "It's over, he failed!"

I hurriedly looked back, and sure enough, Lao Yu came back empty-handed, which was both reasonable and unexpected, and a stinky person who asked for food could still run away from Lao Giv's hands? Even if you don't get the news, you won't lose it, right?

"Uncle! let the stinky one run away!"

"Lao Zhi, you lost him?"

Lao Yu walked up to us, and I saw that he was covered in dust, what was the situation, rolling on the ground?

"Lao Yu, what are you doing with that begging for food, how did you get all the dirt?"

"What else can we do? He ran after me, who knows which grandson who lacked great virtue removed the sewer manhole cover and almost fell to my death!"

Songqi moved to the side, and said with a smile on his face: "I thought you two had fought in the mound for three hundred rounds, and it turned out that you fell into the sewer, but I think you are quite lucky, if there is water in the sewer, then you will be unlucky, hahaha..."

Seeing Songqi making fun of himself, he spatted and scolded: "You can talk about cool things, why didn't you chase it just now, you have the highest cultivation in our family, if you are you, can I fall into the sewer!"

"Hu Qi! You're still not a man, are you embarrassed to let me rush forward as a girl when you encounter difficulties?"

"Are you still a girl? Do you look like a girl, saying that you are Zhang Fei and his grandmother are believed, and you are sticky with Nangong all day long, do you still know what shame is?"

As soon as Song Qi heard Lao Zhi scolding her for not being ashamed, she immediately became angry, grabbed Lao Qi's collar and forced her to ask: "You have the ability to tell me again!"

I'll call Teacher Xiao Li and tell her about the recent events, don't think I don't know, you two wait for me!"

"Hey, old man, why did you two quarrel and implicate me again, what do you mean to take off your clothes and drill into the woods? Everything you saw last time was a misunderstanding, it was to wipe Songqi's body, and I pulled off my clothes by mistake, I have explained to you almost a hundred times, can this matter be over? Do you think I want to see it!"

"Hey Nangong Dongluo, what do you mean, you don't want to see it, I took the initiative to let you see it?"

"No, no, no, Songqi, you misunderstood, I didn't mean that, I meant it was a misunderstanding or coincidence!"

Songqi pushed Lao Yu away, grabbed my clothes with his backhand, and suddenly a cold fragrance hit his face.

"I'll tell you Nangong Dongluo, you just don't want to admit it! Don't you know that a girl's body can't be seen, you have to be responsible for me if you see it!"

Songqi's shouting attracted the attention of many people, and even the uncles who played the erhu stopped their movements and stared at the three of us with a demented face, and the scene was extremely embarrassing...

Lao Yu was extremely satisfied with such a result, and at this time he didn't know where to get a handful of melon seeds and it looked lively.

"Songqi, you see that they are all looking at us, do you take your hands away first, otherwise it will be easy to be misunderstood. ”

After listening to my words, Songqi let go of a hand and reached into my clothes, and then the little hand pinched my flesh, causing me to scream "ah" in pain.

"It hurts, it hurts... You let go quickly, let go quickly, men and women don't kiss, you let others see what it looks like first, you let go quickly, it hurts..."

One of Songqi's faces was about to be attached to my face, and he deliberately pretended to be sympathetic and said: "It turns out that you also know whether men and women are kissed or not, so why didn't you think about it when you peeked at me? Now you tell me what men and women are not kissing, let me tell you Nangong Dongluo, if you are not responsible for me, I will go to the woman named Li Xiaonuo, and then tell your grandfather about this! Tell your school teacher! Tell your mayor! If no one cares about me, I will call the police!"

"What? You still want to call the police? I told you what's wrong with you, I've told you, I've said it countless times, I'm helping you wipe the muddy water off your body, and I accidentally ripped off my clothes, it's all a misunderstanding, I did something wrong with such good intentions, why can't you forget it?"

In the night, the moonlight hit Songqi's cheeks of bullying frost and snow, like fat like jade and cold incense, if there is no Xiaonuo, maybe I will really be tempted by it, try to ask how there is a gentleman in the world who does not love beauty? But she is not Xiaonuo after all, she is Songqi, even if she is captivating the country and the city, it can't replace Xiaonuo in my heart.

At this time, Songqi was resolute, grabbed my collar and asked: "What is a misunderstanding, did I wipe it for me with you, even if it was, where do you wipe it? You are taking advantage of the danger of others! Say that you didn't mean it, why don't you wipe it!"

"Why don't I wipe the old man, you were the only one unconscious, covered in muddy water, if you leave you alone, when you wake up, you will become a terracotta warrior!"

These explanations of mine are all quibbles for Song Qi, quibbles to escape responsibility, and he tugged on my collar and said, "It's all quibbles, I'll ask you, have you seen it!"

"At that time, I was forced to do so..."

"I'll just ask you, have you seen it!"

"I..."

I was speechless when I was forced by Songqi, and hesitated for a long time before explaining: "I did see it, but I didn't look closely..."

"What? You still want to take a closer look! You're a pervert, stealing while people faint... If you are not responsible for me, I will go and tell my master and let my master settle accounts with you!"

I can't explain it clearly, the more I smear, the darker it gets, and Songqi is pinching and twisting at me...

At this moment, there was already a circle of people around to watch the excitement, pointing at me and Songqi, my face was like being burned by fire, it was red and hot...

"Look at the young people nowadays, they are so irresponsible, they don't admit it after taking advantage, they really should educate these negative people!"

"Isn't it, how can this young man still have a sense of responsibility now, it's like when we were at that time, we had to live a lifetime if we went on a blind date at home, but now it's different from before!"

"By the way, eldest sister, has your girl found a partner?"

"No, I haven't graduated from college yet, so don't worry!"

"I have to remind you, you can't find the man with clear eyebrows when you find a partner for your daughter, it's unreliable, look at them..."

Finally experienced what it means to jump into the Yellow River and can't wash it away, I'm about to cause public anger, the old to the second goods and follow the fun, and a few spitting stars flying old ladies are chatting with him, looking at his gloating look, the root of my teeth itching, don't let me catch him today, otherwise I have to kill him!