Chapter Twenty-Three: Lao Tzu Breaks His Third Leg

My friend got married and has been helping out in the countryside these days. I was thinking about multi-code words, but as soon as the firecracker salute sounded, there was no time to stop......

CHAPTER XXIII

Xu Cai'er was born with the Qinglong Lizhu in her mouth, and her natural qualifications are extraordinary, but it is a pity that she did not practice.

Her mortal body, if she wants to refine the immortal crystal that can withstand the hundreds of years of penance of the out-of-body period monks, she needs to rely on external forces to refine it without decades of slowly practicing it according to the Taoist mental method.

Sword Immortal Chixia had no intention of helping the seedlings, so she had to send Xu Cai'er back to the Immortal Cave to close the Jiazi Pass.

After settling Xu Cai'er, Fairy Chixia then went to Guiyu Peak, and told Xu Xiaoxian that she would definitely rush back before the second day of February next year, and she would help Lu Youjiao refine the immortal crystal, how much can be refined, and if you refine the immortal crystal, Lu Youjiao will be stronger.

Lu Youjiao is one point stronger, and Xu Xiaoxian has one more chance to climb the Baopu Palace and look at Sendai.

Li Daniu, an old Taoist who went to Chunshen Mountain, three thousand miles away, had no news, Xu Xiaoxian had asked the sixth senior brother Lu Youjiao what he was doing before, but Lu Youjiao was secretly reluctant to answer. , Sword Immortal Master Bo gave the answer, Master Li Daniu went to the Chunshen Palace of Chunshen Mountain to make weapons for Lu Youjiao to ask for a Fusu wood.

Fusu wood is a different wood, and it has been recorded in the "Classic of Mountains and Seas" that Fusu wood is not a single tree name. It is a general term for the trees after the lightning strikes the trees and the trees do not die. The sky is thundering, destroying the world, and the trees that can survive under the baptism of rolling thunder are one out of hundreds of millions.

It is rumored that this kind of Fusu wood weighs thousands of catties in one foot, and it is no less than a meteorite outside the sky when made into a heavy weapon. It is rumored that Shi Ji Niangniang in the Netherworld Cave of Hezhou in Xiniu has a ghost head knife made of Fusu wood in her hand, Shi Ji Niangniang once cut a thousand-meter-high stone mountain with a knife, and the Wanjun Heavenly Thunder contained in the Fusu Mu ghost head knife burned everything in the stone mountain into reef grains in an instant.

The divine object containing the power of ten thousand heavenly thunders can not be found.

As for whether Master Li Daniu could ask for Su Mu for Lu Youjiao and what kind of weapon would be made, Shi Bo Chixia didn't say, and Xu Xiaoxian naturally didn't ask.

The end of the year is approaching.

Xu Xiaoxian stayed alone in the ten-mile peach forest

During the day, he practiced the 'Seventy-two Ways of Earth Fist'. Opening mountains, catching tigers, and catching immortals are practiced over and over again. With one punch, you can knock down fifty or sixty Longjing peach blossom trees. It's not powerful, but it's a lot of it. Xu Xiaoxian had blasted out one hundred and nine punches in one go, and only half of the True Yuan in his body had been consumed, and the number of True Yuan alone had already surpassed that of a mid-stage cultivator in the Spirit Realm.

The young man practiced "Dragon Swallowing Water" at night, and practiced regular script in the morning with the morning sun, never stopping for a moment.

On the night of the Mid-Autumn Festival next year, it will be less than September for the Baopu Mountain Trial Conference, and the teenager feels that he will work harder, which is a point.

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The spring breeze rises overnight and blows down a city of spring rain.

In the eyes of the vassals and elegant people, the rain, like the tears of a beloved, is full of affection.

It's more like an embroidery needle in the hands of a lady, shuttling through the intoxicating scenery, which is enough to compose countless moving poems.

Xu Xiaoxian felt that if he really wanted to get rid of those sour chapters, what was left was just the shouts of countless little mothers in the early 'tide and rain'.

It's spring again.

In the blink of an eye, the beginning of February.

Early morning.

The drizzle is flying, like cow felt, less of the chill and more of a warm spring.

The tiny buds on the 180,000 Longjing peach blossom trees in the ten-mile peach forest are greedily inhaling the breath of spring.

Xu Xiaoxian sat in a hexagonal pavilion by the creek and practiced regular script.

Sword Immortal Master Uncle and Sixth Senior Brother Lu Youjiao returned together.

The female sword fairy still has two cute lawless pigtails, a red face, a small nose as straight as cinnamon, and a thin and ruddy little mouth.

Xu Xiaoxian put down the pen and paper and respectfully shouted Uncle Shi, the female sword fairy looked at Xu Xiaoxian but did not speak, pursed her scarlet mouth, and turned to leave.

Xu Xiaoxian grinned, the thin and ruddy little mouth of the female sword immortal master was mean, but it was still soft.

As the saying goes, only after tasting will you know the sweetness, after eating the wine, after sleeping will you know that the bed is warm, and after dreaming will you know that it will be unforgettable.

Xu Xiaoxian only knew that it was soft after kissing.

It's a pity, the dragonfly is a little water......

"Senior Brother Xu. ”

The sound is deep and clear, like the old chime that has been struck for hundreds of years in the Hanshan Temple outside Gusu City.

Lou has horns?

Sixth Senior Brother Lu Youjiao?

Is this still the short man of the Lu family on Penglai Island in Dongsheng Shenzhou, who is less than three feet tall, and the little dwarf who was ridiculed by his brothers and sisters in the Immortal Cave?

Lu Youjiao just stood there, just standing there, like a half-stacked city wall.

Lu Youjiao is eight feet tall, and he is extremely burly, and his visually striking muscles protrude from his shoulders and arms, which adds to his strong spirit.

"Sixth Senior Brother?" Xu Xiaoxian looked at the burly man in front of him with a clear face, and then remembered the short Lu Youjiao who was no taller than his hand length, and had the illusion of being in a different world.

When a person reaches middle age, can he still be like the spring bamboo shoots that break through the ground? Can he thrive in the spring rain? Is it possible that this person's musculoskeletal can still grow like the two lumps of flesh on the chest of the little lady?

Lu Youjiao grinned and showed a mouthful of white teeth, smiled, and said softly: "I was a head short of you before, and I stood in front of you like a child, and you called me a sixth senior brother, I always felt that the big bird in the crotch of my pants was aggrieved." Now, this senior brother deserves it!"

"Birds. ”

Xu Xiaoxian looked at the man in front of him who was as tall as a sword and a spear, towering like a mountain and a mountain, and pouted as a sword immortal, and then grinned.

Lu Youjiao laughed and retorted, "Big bird." ”

"Bibi?"

Xu Xiaoxian's eyes were cunning.

"Come!"

Lu Youjiao strode towards Xu Xiaoxian, holding Xu Xiaoxian's arm, and his toes did not exert any force, and he jumped to the top of a three-story small building called 'Zhiweixuan' by the creek in one step.

The two looked at each other and smiled.

Both of them are like a bet!

There is no distinction between high and low!

Then, the two of them lay flat on the roof of the small building, bathed in the spring rain on their backs.

Lu Youjiao opened his mouth and let the spring rain enter his mouth. "Senior Brother Xu, I was sixteen years old when I hugged Pushan, and in the blink of an eye for forty-nine years, when I was laughed at 'touching the sky', I also thought about slapping away his full teeth. But now that I've figured it out, no matter how much others dare to laugh at us, we also have to learn from the sword immortal master to convince people with reason. If you can, don't do it. Even if you want to fight, you have to be gentle, and you must not slap your face. ”

Xu Xiaoxian smiled narrowly and said, "What kind of grammar?"

Lu Youjiao wiped the water stains on the corner of his mouth, and laughed rudely: "If others dare to laugh at Lao Tzu again, Lao Tzu will break his third leg!"

"What if it's a woman?" Xu Xiaoxian laughed.

Lu Youjiao was stunned for a moment, and then said: "Lao Tzu doesn't beat women." ”