The next day, Zhang Fan found the most formal clothes, with bright hair with hairspray, and went to work with a large bag.

"Knock knock. "Nobody opened the door.

"Knock knock. ”

......

"Knock knock. ”

......

"Knock knock!" Zhang Fan began to kick the door, TMD! I don't know how Lao Tzu went to work on his first day!

"What's the noise! Your mother is here for the eldest aunt!" A handsome man in his twenties opened the door, his hair was messy, he had a pair of delicate eyes, a face more beautiful than a girl, wearing cow-colored pajamas, and a cigarette in his mouth, and began to curse when he saw Zhang Fan.

"Yo, the person you're dressed up looks like you're here for a blind date!"

......

It's okay, let's bear with me.

"You're fucking here to catch the market!"

Zhang Fanqiang couldn't help but smile, "May I ask where was the middle-aged uncle yesterday?"

The decadent man glanced at Zhang Fan, "He's dead." ”

"Oh. Huh, dead?"

"What's the noise, if you're dead, you're dead, what's all the fuss. The decadent man frowned and sighed: "That's right, this life is in the world, it's like a dream, just leave." ”

"Alas!" Zhang Fan also sighed, "Brother, let's mourn and change." ”

"Bah, bah!" A man in a tunic with a bag on his head like a dumpling walked out.

"Wow, who are you?" the decadent man shouted when he saw the head of the dumpling.

Zhang Fan clearly saw rows of black lines from the white bandages on the head of the zongzi, "Who do you say I'm going to be." ”

"Uh......" The decadent man scratched at his messy hair and thought deeply.

......

......

Ten minutes passed.

Half an hour passed.

"Oh!" Just as Zhang Fan was about to fall asleep, the decadent man suddenly shouted, "You are, sister-in-law of the grocery store." The decadent man patted Zongzi's shoulder, "Don't worry, I will pay you back the fifteen yuan I owe you." ”

The decadent man looked at Zhang Fan, "Boy, lend me fifteen yuan." ”

"Oh. Zhang Fan took out for a long time, and it was only ten yuan.

"Poor ghost!" The decadent man snatched ten yuan, handed it to the "sister-in-law Wang", and rubbed his hands, "Sister-in-law Wang, look, the poor ghost is only ten yuan, and the rest, can you pay it back next month?"

Sister-in-law Wang finally spoke, "I said Shen Thirteen, is it interesting?"

"Wait, let me think about it, are you Li Huachen? are you? You're not dead? Didn't I see you burned?" the decadent man said in surprise.

The black thread on Zongzi's head and face can already knit a sweater, "Is it necessary? Don't you just want to make fun of me being beaten and even my mother can't recognize me." ”

Zhang Fan held his forehead, "Damn! What's the situation?"

Li Huachen smiled awkwardly: "Yesterday, Huang Sanye came to me. ”

Shen Shisanda laughed, "Yes, yes, it left a deep impression on him!"

Li Huachen's face twitched, "Shen Shisan, you can gloat." With that, he took out a talisman and threw it at Shen Shisan.

"Wow!" Shen Shisan ran into the courtyard when he saw the talisman, "Li Huachen, you are too much, use this talisman on me!ah!"

After the "boom", Shen Shisan came out. Zhang Fan's hand trembled, "Ahhh

I saw Shen Shisan's hair standing on end, his face was dark, and he was smoking: "Hello, my name is Shen Shisan, hehe!

"Damn! stupid?"

Li Huachen walked into the courtyard, and Zhang Fan also followed, leaving Shen Shisan alone to giggle outside. "Hey, hey, hey!"

"Mom, dare to laugh at Lao Tzu. Li Huachen looked at Zhang Fan again, "Have you read all the books that Bai Wuchang gave you?"

Zhang Fan scratched his head embarrassedly, "I read the employee handbook, and I haven't had time to read the other one yet." ”

"It's okay, you shouldn't be a soul collector, it doesn't matter if you look at it or not. Li Huachen took Zhang Fan to a room, "You can live here in the future, uh...... No one has lived in it for too long, it's a little messy, take care of it yourself, and then come to me, I'm in the westernmost room. After Li Huachen finished explaining, he left in a hurry.

"Hey," Zhang Fan wiped the sweat from his head, "what a mess." ”

Zhang Fan pushed the door and entered, and found that there was only a bed, a table, and a chair in the room, oh, and dust. Zhang Fan smiled helplessly and began to clean.

When Zhang Fan finished cleaning and put his pile of rags into the house, a figure rushed in, Zhang Fan saw that the man was wearing cow-colored pajamas and unkempt hair, it was the strange Shen Thirteen. He bit a fritter in his mouth, still held a bottle of milk in his hand, and ate vigorously, regardless of Zhang Fan looking at him.

After waiting for a minute, Shen Shisan chewed slowly and finally finished eating the fritters, he wrinkled, and said to Zhang Fan: "Why are you looking at me? Ao, what the fuck am I doing here?"

Shen Shisan patted his head, "By the way, that lewd uncle asked you to go to him." Shen Shisan smiled evilly, "Pay attention to safety, he's heavy-tasted." ”

Shen Shisan watched Zhang Fan go out and began to flip through his things, "KAO, there is no food, how can it be all tatters, no wonder he is relieved that I am here, slut slut ......"

After Zhang Fan went out, he probably walked to the West Wing, the houses here are all the same, boxy, Zhang Fan is a little crazy......

"Bang!" Zhang Fan pushed the door in, and saw Li Zuochen jump up from the chair in fright.

"Ahh ”

Zhang Fan's black line at the end, busy with your sister, when I didn't see it, I was obviously studying pornographic novels.

"Didn't Shen 13 say that you were looking for me?" Zhang Fan said.

"yes, I'm looking for you for something. Let me tell you about the situation where we don't go. Li Zuochen looked at Zhang Fan and asked him to sit down.

"We don't go only to you, I and Shen Thirteen, I am the manager here, just call me Li Zuochen in the future, as for Shen Thirteen, he is my contract partner, a goblin who has cultivated for thousands of years. ”

"What kind of goblin is he?" Zhang Fan asked.

Li Zuochen said, "Well, he is a thousand-year-old grass dog spirit. ”

"Oh, it turned out to be a straw dog. Ah, grass dog!" Zhang Fan was speechless, this is too strange, I really can't accept it.

Li Zuochen's zombie expression was rarely shaken, and he smiled and said, "Except for the abnormality, everything else is fine, he is a grass dog, so the fight is quite powerful." ”

"Hey, Li Zuochen, it's too much, don't bring such slander," Shen Shisan came in with a box of cigarettes, "Lao Tzu is obviously a desert wolf king who has cultivated for thousands of years, and he actually said that I am a grass dog." ”

Zhang Fan's face twitched, "That's my cigarette ......"

"Li Zuochen, aren't we going to have a meeting in the afternoon?" Shen Shisan directly ignored Zhang Fan.

"I'll just go by myself, you stay and teach Zhang Fan. Li Zuochen picked up the bag and disappeared.

"Hey, why did he say he was leaving?"

Shen Shisan quietly put the cigarette in his pocket, grass, is this called being silent, we are dead people, "You can ask me if there is anything." ”

Zhang Fan was helpless, "What should I do if I eat?"

"Oh, you see that I have a meal and a meal, let's figure it out for myself. ”

"What about the salary......

"Uh..."Shen 13 was stunned, "I'll take you to explain your work." ”

Zhang Fan is head is black line, "What about your money, didn't you spend it all on the kiln?"

"How do you know!" Shen Thirteen was taken aback, "Uh...... Let's go see where we work......"