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Ergou whetted everyone's appetite before he said: "Three words are - white, tender, and smooth!"

The two bricklayers were drooling on the table.

The red tide on Zhao Yunfei's face has never gone down, thinking that the child Zhang Yuhua is pregnant with is his, his heart is extremely uncalm, happy and worried, and he can't describe a complicated mood.

And for Zhang Yuhua's "white, tender, smooth" characteristics, he has a deep understanding, in his opinion, Ergou's summary is not perfect enough, and one more word should be added: "soft!"

Li Lanfang listened to it happily from the side, and when her mother saw it, she twisted it on her ass and scolded her in a low voice: "You yellow flower girl also listen to these big old men's nonsense? Why don't you go to the kitchen and bring the pancakes!"

Li Lanfang pouted and walked away.

Wang Bricklayer continued to tease Ergou, "Ergou, let's discuss with each other, I'll give you a hundred yuan, how about you call your daughter-in-law over and let me touch your daughter-in-law's Mimi?"

Another bricklayer also coaxed and said, "Call me, I'll give you two hundred ......."

Ergou smiled: "My daughter-in-law is a priceless treasure, even if you give out two thousand, don't even think about touching it." ”

Zhao Honghong borrowed the strength of the wine and said, "What if you give 20,000?"

As soon as he heard the number "20,000", Ergou opened his mouth and didn't say anything, but when everyone saw it, they spewed out the wine in their mouths with laughter.

Ergou blushed and defended: "It's not a matter of more money and less money, just you people, pickled Ba Zhen's burial appearance, even if you give me the bank, I won't do it......"

Wang Bricklayer laughed and coughed, and said, "It's not that you don't do it, it's that other banks don't do it......

Ergou hurriedly said: "Anyway, it's not about money, I won't let you touch how much money you give, if it's my Yunfei brother and Han Tuo brother, even if I don't give money, as long as my daughter-in-law is willing, they can touch it - both of them are children......"

Zhao Yunfei's face turned red and red, and he hurriedly picked up his wine glass and drank to hide the embarrassment in his expression.

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Like this kind of ordinary banquet in the countryside, except for the host who will persuade wine and food, everyone generally does not respect each other, they can drink if they want, there is no particular attention, Zhao Yunfei and Han Tuo have a short history of drinking, but they both like to drink, others are smoking, drinking, eating vegetables, and Shenkan, these two guys just eat and drink with their heads bored.

Ergou showed his daughter-in-law enough, and suddenly noticed that Zhao Yunfei, who had been silent, was interested again, tilted his head and said to Zhao Yunfei: "I said Brother Yunfei, don't patronize and drink, you can also say a few words." ”

Zhao Yunfei was holding a wine glass and preparing to walk with Han Tuo, who was sitting next to him, when he suddenly heard Ergou talking to him, and said in amazement: "What did you say?"

Ergou smiled: "Don't pretend to be confused, talk about your little object." ”

When Ergou said this, everyone's eyes were focused on Zhao Yunfei's face.

Li Lanfang was walking into the house with a pancake, and when she heard this, her two eyes let out a small knife and stared at Zhao Yunfei.

Zhao Yunfei smiled awkwardly: "Don't listen to Ergou's nonsense, I don't have any little object!"

Unexpectedly, as soon as Zhao Yunfei's voice fell, even Wang Bricklayer and Zhao Hongli stopped doing it, and testified one after another: "We all saw it with our own eyes, on the day we were working on Gulou Street, a little girl in the city, holding a small vegetable basket, personally invited Zhao Yunfei to her house for dinner. ”

Han Tuo's face was excited when he heard this, a teenager of his age was at a time when he was full of fantasies about girls, and tilted his head and asked Zhao Yunfei: "What they said has a nose and eyes, is there really such a thing? Why did you never tell me?"

"Then can there be a fake?" said the bricklayer Wang, "Yunfei went to the little girl's house for dinner and came back, and all afternoon he asked about the toilet decoration, so needless to say, he must have used the toilet of the little girl's house and was inspired." ”

Wang bricklayer is the fourth in the family, Zhao Yunfei called him the fourth brother, Zhao Yunfei said to Li Zhong, who was sitting opposite him: "Uncle, the fourth brother just reminded me of the toilet thing, why don't you repair the toilet by the way, this is more cost-effective than repairing the toilet alone, the state also has subsidies, basically individuals don't have to pay for it, and when the toilet is repaired, you can get the subsidy by looking for Director Sun of the town government." ”

Zhao Hongli was already in his stomach with three bottles of beer at this time, and his voice was also high, and he said: "Brother, don't interrupt, don't be in a hurry to repair the toilet, let it go first, and then explain the matter of your little object to everyone clearly." ”

Everyone at the table followed suit, Li Lanfang stood at the door and stared at Zhao Yunfei, her mother drove her several times but didn't drive her away, she had already guessed that the little girl who invited Zhao Yunfei to dinner was Tang Wei, although she had forgiven Zhao Yunfei, but she didn't believe what Zhao Yunfei said that nothing happened between him and Tang Wei.

Zhao Yunfei picked up a corner of the pancake and ate it, just laughing and not speaking, he also knew that no matter how he explained at this time, it would be useless, but it would become darker and darker, and he couldn't wash it even if he jumped into the Yellow River, not to mention that Li Lanfang was still listening to it on the side, he didn't need to look at him to know what Li Lanfang's expression was like now, because of the love poem that Tang Wei sent him, it was not easy to make this little aunt and grandmother happy, he was so busy these days, if Li Lanfang lost his temper because of this kind of thing again, it would be troublesome.

No matter how others try to persuade him, Zhao Yunfei just made up his mind - just laughing and not talking, others can't do anything about him.

Han Tuo, as Zhao Yunfei's best buddy, was undoubtedly most interested in Zhao Yunfei's scandal, and when he saw that Zhao Yunfei refused to reveal anything, he said to Ergou: "Brother, brother, tell us, what does that woman look like?"

Ergou slapped his thigh and said exaggeratedly: "What does it look like?" Western, white, beautiful, good-looking, just like the actor in the movie, what's your name?"

Li Zhong smiled: "Is it Wei Wei?"

Xiao Wang Bricklayer smiled and said to Li Zhong: "Brother, Wei Wei was a star of your era, and that Wei Wei was not white at all." ”

Han Tuo tilted his head and thought for a moment, and said, "Is it called Tang Wei?"

When Ergou heard this, he slapped his thigh again, pointed at Han Tuo and said, "Yes, yes, yes, that star is called Tang Wei." ”

Han Tuo smiled and said, "I know." ”

This time, everyone turned the finger to Han Tuo and asked, "What do you know?"

Han Tuo said: "That girl is the class leader of their class, not only does she look like Tang Wei, but her name is also Tang Wei, she studies well and has a hand in fighting......

Han Tuo's words were like throwing a stone into a dung pit, which immediately provoked the buzzing of flies.

"Tell me quickly, why are the quiet city girls still fighting?"

Han Tuo said: "It was two months ago, our class and Yunfei and their class organized a football match, as a result, the players clashed on the field, there were many boys in our class, and the boys around their class were beaten up, and then it was this Tang Wei who led a group of girl cheerleaders in their class to rush up and save the boys in their class, and I still remember it, Tang Wei's little move is gorgeous......

Han Tuo bragged, his eyebrows fluttered, and his mouth frothed, making the people at this table stunned.

When Han Tuo finished the storytelling series, Xiao Wang's surname bricklayer said: "It sounds like this little girl is quite good, is she also the same as the second dog daughter-in-law, so she has no shortcomings?"

As soon as Ergou heard the mention of his daughter-in-law, he immediately came back to his strength and said: "That little girl, there are many advantages, if you want to talk about the shortcomings, it's not without ......."

Everyone asked, "What is the shortcoming?"

Ergou said: "It's just a feeling, her head is a little big." ”

When everyone heard this, they sprayed the rice on the table, and scolded Ergou: "No one is as perfect as your daughter-in-law?" Finally, a perfect one came out, and you said that people have big heads, so even if the little girl's head is big, can she still be like the Bull Demon King?"

Everyone was sarcastic and sarcastic, and the two dogs smirked.

Everyone talked and laughed, from beginning to end Zhao Yunfei didn't dare to say a word, when Li Lanfang handed Zhao Yunfei a pancake, he casually twisted it on his waist, twisting Zhao Yunfei straight into the cold air, Han Tuo asked him what was wrong, he had to explain that he accidentally bit his tongue.

Although he was screwed by Li Lanfang, Zhao Yunfei was down-to-earth in his heart, the so-called "punishment is not beaten, beating is not punished", since Li Lanfang screwed him, he was angry, and he would not lose his temper again.

Everyone's conversation unconsciously shifted to Li Zhong's illness.

Zhao Honghong asked Li Zhongdao: "Brother, how did you get this disease? Did you have any disease before?"

Li Zhong shook his head, sighed and said, "What's the root of the disease?" I don't even have a cold since I got it, that day I went to work, I did it all day long, and suddenly a batch of goods came at night, it was urgent work, and I had to load the car overnight, so I worked all night, and the next morning I got off work, I felt like I was tired, I always sweated, and my co-workers also said that I had a bad face, and when I got home, I began to have a fever, dizziness, and no peeing, and I first began to think it was a cold, and then Dr. Han of our village said that it was not like a cold, so I quickly went to the hospital in the city to check, this examination did not matter, and I did not let out of the hospital after entering the hospital......”

The bricklayer said, "You were so sick from the last night shift? ”

Aunt Li said on the side: "He always had high blood pressure for a period of time before, and then he didn't know which evil he fell into. ”

Xiao Wang bricklayer said: "Many people take high blood pressure seriously, in fact, many serious diseases are caused by high blood pressure, if there is a problem with high blood pressure, check it quickly, treat it quickly, and it will be troublesome if you delay!"

Aunt Li complained to Li Zhongdao: "At that time, we all persuaded him to go to the hospital, how could he listen!"

Zhao Honghong lit a cigarette and pretended to be profound: "In my opinion, the problem should be in your family's feng shui, your family's feng shui is not good, the yard is in front of the old production team compound, desolate and desolate, unpopular, and the production team's livestock shed has also parked coffins, this time to build a house, I will give your home conditioning feng shui, and then open a commissary, with popularity, maybe it will be good in the future." ”

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