Chapter 242: A narrow-minded man's wife
It is said that Chunlan got out of bed, hoping that the foot injury would recover as soon as possible, so that she could return to the wooden house and reunite with the sisters. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info
A silver bell-like voice sounded behind him, and Du Yi turned his head back and said, "It's Sister Camellia, why haven't you gone out to hunt today? I haven't seen you for a while, how are you lately?"
The woman behind this camellia, with a big square face, a big nose and a big mouth, and her skin is also dark and shiny, she can't be described as beautiful, at most she is a sturdy woman.
Camellia slapped Du Yi on the back, and said with a smile: "Such a beautiful girl, hurry up and recruit from the truth, where did you deceive it? Today, the weather suddenly changed, so I didn't go hunting, I came to you to chatter, haha! No wonder I haven't seen you for a long time, it turns out that I have a beautiful woman as a companion every day!"
Chunlan blushed with shame, and was speechless for a moment, so she had to lower her head, and Du Yi hurriedly gave her a look and signaled her not to talk more.
Du Yi looked at the sky from afar, and the dark clouds were already thick, so he picked up Chunlan and said to her: "Let's go back first! The sky is dark, and it seems that it is probably going to rain. ”
Camellia followed behind her buttocks, pouting, twisting the ends of her hair, suddenly smiled, caught up, bent down, stared at Chunlan's face and asked, "Sister, what kind of incense powder do you use? Why are you so beautiful?" Tell me that I will also rush to the market to buy some another day. ”
Chunlan covered her mouth with the back of her hand and lowered her head, but she still couldn't hold back her laughter, Camellia quickly pulled her sleeve and continued to ask: "Hurry up, my good sister, why did this gouache and rouge become like this on my face?"
Chunlan turned her head, but as soon as she saw her monkey ass face, she couldn't help but laugh out loud, and the more she didn't say it, the more Camellia kept asking.
Chunlan finally held back her laughter, but after turning around, she couldn't help laughing again, this time it was even more serious, almost throwing herself forward and backwards with laughter, covering her mouth and laughing.
The camellia was very anxious, grabbed the two ponytails, lowered her head, looked at Chunlan's tears and laughed, touched her head and asked curiously: "Sister, what's the matter? What's so funny? Hurry up and tell Camellia, let me be happy!"
Chunlan covered her face with her hand, and then turned over: "Sister Camellia, don't face me! I want to laugh when I see you, your outfit is so novel, I can't help but laugh." ”
Camellia turned around, pouted a pig's onion, lowered her head and twisted her braid, and looked back from time to time, "Is it so funny? ”
Du Xian looked at this one with an angry face, and the other laughed so fast that he flashed his waist, and hurriedly walked between the two, pointed to the cloudy sky, changed the subject and said: "Look how beautiful this cloud is, the white one has gone to the black one, you look at it!"
The three of them looked up, and the raindrops fell one by one, and the camellia slapped him on the head, and said angrily: "You are stupid! It's raining, and you are still in the mood to tell us to watch the sky, waiting for the rain to get wet?
This camellia took an arrow step, like an arrow from the string, and walked quickly to the eaves, which walked too hard, and stepped on the corner of the skirt, only to hear the sound of "pop", and fell into the puddle.
Du Yi helped Chunlan over, and when he saw this, he covered his mouth and was secretly happy, and the tears of Camellia Qi fell, grabbed the mud on the ground, and smashed it into the faces of the two.
This sudden change happened, the two of them were still looking up and laughing, and in addition to the rain falling from the sky, the black and brown mud came into their mouths, and they coughed so much that they were about to vomit out the yellow water.
Tea got up from the ground, threw out another handful of mud, twisted his fat buttocks and ran away, and scolded with a smile in his mouth: "You deserve it! Let you laugh at me, this is the end you deserve, next time you laugh, watch me throw cow into your mouth." ”
Camellia turned her head, looked at the two of them, soaked in the rain, and was taking care of the mud in the mouth of the head in the rain, and her heart could bloom, this accidentally, and stepped on the corner of her skirt, as she wished, this fell down, and her head smashed directly on the cow dung pile, only to see the scene at this moment, it was flying dung splash, a poop smell, that was coming to the nose.
Camellia fell to the ground, waved her big fist, smashed the puddle next to her, and immediately began to cry: "It's all your fault, laughing at me, what should I do now? How can I go back?
Du Xian put down Chunlan's arm, then ran over, helped the camellia up from the cow dung, covered his nose and said, "Go back quickly! You look like this, if you let your wishful husband see it, you will want to marry for the rest of your life." ”
Camellia snorted angrily, wiped off the cow on her face, and threw it into Du Chen's mouth, which also splashed cow on her face, smiled and lifted her skirt and went under the eaves.
Du Yi originally thought that she would be grateful if she came to help the camellia, but who would have thought that this face full of cow was overwhelming, not only making people nauseous and wanting to vomit, but the taste in this mouth, it is estimated that she is not in the mood to eat for half a month.
Chunlan limped over and wiped Du Chen's face clean, but when she saw a ball of cow gushing out of his mouth, she quickly bent down, nausea and vomiting.
The camellia under the eaves of this roof laughed so much that people turned their backs and trembled, and the branches trembled, and they kept laughing and scolding: "Who told you to laugh at me, this is called being in trouble, hahaha! You deserve it! Do you dare to make fun of me after seeing it?"
"Who! It's raining outside the door! Let's get into the house quickly!" Aunt Du pushed the door out, and this one knocked the camellia outside the door out, shook it a few times, and fell heavily into the puddle.
Seeing such a scene, Du Xi didn't care about the cow on his face, ran over, circled around and said happily: "Hahaha! You really deserve it! You obviously came to help you, but you tricked me, now it's okay, hurry up and get up by yourself, go home and change your clothes." ”
Camellia slammed it on the ground a few times, and after crying for a while, she got up, pointed to Du Chen's nose and said: "Okay, yours, how can we say that we are also childhood sweethearts, two little guesses, now this fox spirit is here, you are ungrateful, you remember it for me...... Woo!"
Seeing the camellia covering her mouth and crying all the way away, Du's mother reproached and said: "You too, this camellia is really good to you, even if it's a joke, you have to have a sense of proportion, alas!
Du's mother turned around and went into the house, Du Yi remembered Chunlan in the rain, so she used her hands to block the rain, ran over, supported her, and slowly walked back.
Du's mother came out of the house, handed over a dry cloth towel, pointed at Chunlan and said, "Hurry up and wipe the rain for this girl, and wait for the wind and cold to be infected, it will be difficult to do." ”
Chunlan took the cloth towel and wiped the rain on her head by herself, but in the midst of the rainstorm, she saw a person running directly towards Du Chen's house......