Chapter 289: Wake Up Like a Dream (1)
When the monkey saw the golden cicada's behavior, he was suddenly anxious. Updates are fast and ad-free.
He had always been the last to let go of doubts, and now that he had just woken up from his coma, it was the time when his stomach was full of annoyance and doubts.
It's okay if Jin Chanzi wants to have a big fight with him, just to vent the evil fire of the past few days.
It's just that the golden cicada doesn't let the monkey get his way, and it's really bad for the monkey to be silent like this.
However, after a moment of stalemate, he stepped forward and grabbed the golden cicada's arm, shook it vigorously, and said, "The thief is bald...... Bald Ass ...... Monk...... Old Gold ......"
"I said ancestor~ Even if my grandson is not just now, don't worry about me as a hairy one, tell me what is going on?"
"I distinctly remember that I was fighting goblins in a place called Pansi Cave in the east of Diling County, how could I suddenly appear here, as well as Lao Sha and Lao Zhu. ”
Jin Cicada didn't really have the same knowledge as a monkey, and when he saw that the other party was soft, he also opened his mouth, "Dead monkey, do you remember what happened before you passed out?"
Wukong scratched his head, "What? My old grandson fainted? bald donkey, you're not kidding, how could I faint Uncle Sun......"
Seeing that Jin Cicada's expression was only serious, without a trace of ridicule, the monkey's voice became smaller and smaller, and he pondered in his heart: "Could it be that my grandson really fainted, otherwise how could he not remember what happened later." ”
However, after thinking about the memories before he fell into a coma, he vaguely found the demon pill of the spider demon ancestor, and when he was about to dig out the demon pill, he was ......
Thinking that this section was all due to his lack of caution in his eagerness for quick success, if he said it truthfully, wouldn't it make the golden cicada in front of him laugh and lose his big teeth, and his eyes turned to an idea.
Showing a look of sudden realization and sudden recollection, he said to the golden cicada: "Bald donkey, if you don't mention it, I really can't remember, at that time, my grandson was fighting with a demon god in the Pansi Cave with a desolate beast spider demon, the spider demon is twenty zhang high and twenty zhang wide, and one bristle on his body is thicker than the monk's waist, and each of the eight eyeballs is as big as a house...... When the good spider demon saw my grandson, he didn't even say hello, and when he came up, he released the spider silk in the sky...... Bald donkey, you don't know how powerful that spider silk is...... It's also a loss to meet Lao Sun, otherwise I'm afraid that your bones will be cold at this time...... Just watch my grandson shout...... A stick smashed on the spider demon's heavenly spirit cover, and all red, green, purple, and white came out...... Who knew that the demon pill of the spider demon was also blown up by my old grandson, and a large poisonous mist came out, and my old grandson and the demon god were really weak in fighting, and they couldn't hide from it all......"
What he said was really more exciting than the storyteller who walked the streets, and he accidentally fell into an ambush for his greed for money, and Shengsheng said that he fought the demon god by himself, and fought for 300 rounds, and finally not only killed the demon god, but also saved Zhu Ganglie and Sha Langlan who were in trouble.
The golden cicada on the side watched the dead monkey boast more and more boundless, and his hatred was so itchy that he couldn't help but sneer and interrupt the monkey's performance, "I didn't know that you still have such a brave side, dead monkey." ”
Wukong Tian said shamelessly: "That's natural, Uncle Sun is usually afraid of hurting you, and he only used a little bit of strength when he fought with you......"
Jin Chanzi laughed angrily and said, "Then I will teach the monkey a good lesson in the future, and you will have a lot of strength." ”
The monkey sneered: "It's easy to say~ It's easy to say~ But no matter how we say it, it's all in a group, how can Uncle Sun really hurt each other's harmony~"
Jin Chanzi looked at the monkey's cheap smile, and couldn't help but say angrily: "Dead monkey, do you know how to write the word shame?"
Wukong didn't know why Jin Chanzi said this, but he really couldn't remember how to write these two words for a while, so he had to lick his face and say: "Uncle Sun has never learned these two words, he can write vaguely, and he can't write vaguely~"
The golden cicada snorted fiercely and said, "Dead monkey, you are still lying in front of me now, do you really not know what happened in the Pansi Cave that day!"
When the monkey heard this, he didn't wait for the golden cicada to get angry, and he himself was annoyed all of a sudden, "Okay! You are a dead thief, no wonder we couldn't find you at that time, it turned out that you yourself quietly hid and followed us ......"
Before he finished speaking, he scratched his head and said to himself: "No, although you are shameless, but with my grandson's understanding of you, you should not be shameless to that point, if you see a few of us in distress, you will never stand idly by." ”
But when the golden cicada heard the monkey's previous sentence, he couldn't help but sacrifice six robes to the monkey, and finally heard the second half of the sentence before he couldn't hold back, but he snorted coldly.
The monkey sneered: "Since you are not following us, monk, then most of you have listened to the pig's head and the stinky fish, alas, I tell you, these two guys don't have a door in their mouths, and what they say is naturally not as sincere as my grandson, you just listen to it, don't take it too seriously." ”
Jin Chan sneered, "Oh, why do I think Zhu Ganglie is more credible than you, a dead monkey?"
Wukong scolded secretly in his heart: "Okay, you dead thief bald turned out to have asked the pig's head a long time ago, and at this time you pretended to ask my old grandson, isn't this intended to entertain Uncle Sun, anyway, there is no evidence for that matter, what can Uncle Sun do if you don't recognize it." ”
Immediately slapped the table and glared: "Phew, how can the pig's head be more credible than my grandson, you have the ability to find him for Uncle Sun, and my grandson wants to confront him face to face!!"
Before the words fell, a voice suddenly floated in from outside the door, "Wukong, what are you going to confront me?"
The door of the room was pushed open, and Zhu Ganglie, who was dressed in white, walked in with a wry smile on his face.
As soon as the monkey saw Zhu Ganglie coming back, he immediately smiled all over his face, stepped forward and grabbed Zhu Ganglie, and dragged him into the house, "Old Zhu, you came just in time, this bald donkey didn't believe what Uncle Sun said, you come to tell him if the spider demon was killed because of my old grandson." ”
As he spoke, his eyes seemed to have an eye disease, and he kept glaring at Zhu Ganglie.
Zhu Ganglie was pinched by the monkey's wrist, knowing that as long as he didn't say a word, the angry monkey might turn the sky upside down, so he said with a slight expression: "Jin Cicada, didn't I tell you everything, that spider demon ancestor did die because of Wukong." ”
These words are very particular, only saying that the Spider Demon Ancestor died because of Wukong, but he did not say that Wukong killed him, which not only took care of the monkey's vanity, but also did not violate his own conscience.