Chapter 309: Departure
The girl hugged the feather duster, frowning slightly to digest the news we had just brought back, looking very serious. The girl grew up with the old lady of Zizhou since she was a child, and she has never seen anything in the world, and the only thing she understands is to listen to the master's words, or how can I and Lao Yu say that she is a tendon.
The girl thought for a while and said, "Master hasn't been in Yingzhou for a long time, and he rarely leaves home, and he has never seen those six mountain-guarding spirit beasts, as for whether what you said is true or not, I can't say." But one thing is for sure, the two of you will definitely be swallowed alive by spirit beasts. ”
When Lao Yu heard this, his big face suddenly twisted even more ugly than a chrysanthemum, and he immediately complained: "No! Why don't you want to be good for the two of us, we haven't gone yet, you curse the two of us." Now Shi is asking you to help come up with ideas, not to help them scare me! I don't know I can't beat those brutes?"
"You know you can't beat them and you're going to mess with them?"
"Nonsense! It's not all because of your perverted master, if she hadn't asked us to steal the spirit grass, would we have been able to pay attention to the spirit beasts?"
Before Lao Zhi finished speaking, the girl was about to beat Lao Zhi with a feather duster, and Lao Zhi tilted her head and pouted her olive core-shaped mouth, looking unconvinced.
I hurriedly stopped the girl: "Hey, hey... Girl, don't you know what he looks like, don't be like him!"
"No, dare to say that my master is perverted, I have to kill him!" the girl was angry and wanted to PK with the old man.
Looking at Lao Yu again, he said with an extremely disdainful look: "You still beat me to death, you save it, if you said it a year ago, it would be okay, and now I don't look at what kind of cultivation I am! Don't look at you as the late stage of the human spirit, I am the early stage of the human soul consummation realm, but with a few magic weapons in my hand, I can pull out your feather duster in seconds!"
As soon as the girl heard this, her temper broke out instantly, it seems that a big war is inevitable, and there is nothing I can do. The broken mouth given by the old man is the fuse of the war everywhere, I really obeyed him, all the way to the present, who has he not quarreled with?
Not to mention, I really think of the two of them, that is, the two apprentices of the Qianshan Yuantong Guan Fangyuan Daoist, Taiping and Taichang, Taiping is an approachable good person, and Taichang is a dead eye who admits death and abides by principles, and Lao Yu can't get angry at all about these two senior brothers. I can't think of a third person other than these two.
After a while, the old man took the girl's feather duster, clasped his teeth, and walked back with a swagger, followed by the girl who was tied into a dumpling by the old man, and the two small buns on the head similar to Nezha also spread out, looking at the scene as if it was given by the old **.
But it's not once or twice, since the old man's cultivation is rising, he has begun to have no care about it, he dares to say what he shouldn't say, he doesn't go through the brain at all, sometimes it will provoke the hairy girl, and then the two of them will fight.
In the past two months, the results generally ended in the victory of the old giving, but it was not absolute, once the girl was bullied by the old giving, but she couldn't beat the old giving, so she ran to the old lady of Zizhou to complain, and the result... As a result, Lao Yu was hung upside down on the tree by Zizhou, and the girl took a feather duster to the big ass of Lao Zhi, but she couldn't get angry, and occasionally changed her moves, kicked a few times, and beat Lao Zhi was like a pig to be killed during the New Year in the Northeast, screaming...
Lao Yu is bullying the girl again now, it seems that the scar is good and forgets the pain, if you want to say that this person wants to die, he can't pull it back, don't think about pulling him, otherwise he is likely to be affected.
Therefore, in order to avoid being affected by the old giving, I can only pretend that nothing has happened and meditate and practice on the sidelines...
Unexpectedly, the girl didn't go to tell his master to help her vent her anger this time, but put a few crotons in our dinner, and I accompanied Lao Yu to squat under the moon for a night, and almost didn't pull out the duodenum.
What did I say, and sure enough, I was affected...
There is no calamity!
The next day, Lao Yu and I went to say goodbye to the old lady of Zizhou with two dark circles under our eyes and weak legs, there is less than a month left, we must hurry up and get three of the Zhenshan Spirit Grasses, although the chance is a little slim, but we still have to fight for it, because we have to return to the world, where someone is waiting for us to go back.
The old lady of Zizhou was still the same indifferent as before, sitting on the Taishi chair in front of the screen, looking at me and Lao Yu, and said: "I hope you can get the fairy grass as promised, at that time, the grievances between you and me will be written off, I will no longer hold you accountable for stealing my spirit grass, and you will not come to harm me again!"
"That's! I'll do it!" said the old man with a big mouth.
"We must try our best to get the fairy grass, and when the time comes, I hope that the old mother of Zizhou will also tell us the way to leave Yingzhou. ”
After listening to me, the old lady of Zizhou sneered and said, "Let's wait until you get the fairy grass as promised!" After speaking, she shook off her robe, turned around and walked back to the back hall.
At this time, the girl approached us, holding a bag of things in her hand, which should be prepared for us to eat, her eyes flashed with some complexity and reluctance, although the girl and the old man often quarrel, but they are not people who hold grudges, they have quarreled and gone with the wind, and the next day they listened to the old man as usual, and the girl sent us food as usual, which should be the way of coexistence of our three peers.
Under the girl's gaze, Lao Yu and I went straight to the Oasis Peak that had been predicted before.
In fact, Lao Jia and I had already discussed the route on the way back from Liu Bolun's, and the discussion with the girl was purely a farewell ceremony before parting, and we talked about our future itinerary.
But who knew that Lao Qi and the girl fought, so I said that as long as Lao Qi was there, there was never a shortage of excitement around me. But what we are looking for is a disciple of the Interception Sect of the Divine Era, a descendant of the Ancient Great Demon, who may have broken through the Heavenly Spirit Realm.
Therefore, Lao Qi and I could only cautiously and cautiously choose three spirit beasts with relatively large flaws, namely the Flail South Bird of Oasis Peak, the Xuan Bee of Huangzhou Peak, and the Lake of Lanzhou Peak.
As for the rest of the three peaks, Bi Fang, the nine-tailed snake and the afflictions all make my liver tremble, the lethality has always been the existence of the smell of the cold since ancient times, in front of the spirit beasts of this level of strength, we can't play any conspiracy at all, come up and slap it directly, I and Lao will have to become a human meat bean paste bag in seconds, or a flattened human meat bean paste bag, this unnecessary risk is better not to take as much as possible.
It still sounds more cute, and the characteristics are the most intuitive, and there are flaws in the characteristics.
Let's talk about the Canaan bird first, drooling when it sees gold, silver, copper and iron, which is its biggest flaw, and likes to eat gold, silver, copper and iron. But at the same time, there is also a risk that you will turn into stones if you are sprayed with saliva.
I and Lao to analyze, since it likes to eat gold, silver, copper and iron, then gold, silver, copper and iron must be its food, since it chooses to guard the fairy grass of the Oasis Peak, then the Oasis Peak will definitely have a metal ore enough for it to eat, when the time comes, I and Lao to find the metal ore first, and then come to transfer the tiger away from the mountain, the soldiers are divided into two ways, one uses the iron ore to delay it, and the other goes to steal the fairy grass!
As for who will delay the flail bird, it is still up for discussion, but I already have a plan in my heart, always do things big and without thinking, the risk is still very great, maybe there will be a fight with the flail bird, once it moves, the flail bird will not be as easy to bully as a girl, go back to find the master, and then be hung on the tree and be beaten with a feather duster, such a cheap thing flail bird can't do, except death is death, not to mention that the flail bird does not have a master!
So the flail bird is among our top picks.
At that time, Lao Yu and I were still suspicious, is this the crystallization of love between humans and horses?
I suggest that he record all the ways to make money, and maybe in a few hundred years, the Four Books and Five Classics will become the Four Books and Six Classics.
Lao Yu didn't hear whether it was good or bad, but he suddenly realized, patted his head and said, "Lie down! Why didn't I think of it?"
I am speechless about the IQ of Lao Zhi, but when it comes to IQ, I am afraid that the lake is not as good as Lao Giving, at least Lao Giving's mind in addition to other people's praise has food and money, and when it comes to the lake, there is only praise left, as long as you praise how handsome it is, how good it is, it will be happy, not only happy, but also have to fly around you.
But Jiang Lao told me that I must not shirk my request for Xiaohu, otherwise I will get its revenge! Sure enough, it is a simple-minded and well-developed mongrel, and the whole one is moody, not only to praise it and have to follow it, but for the sake of fairy grass, I will do my best.
There is also the last Huangzhou Peak's Xuan Bee, and the choice of Xuan Bee is also a good policy, because it is obviously more dangerous than the first two, "The Classic of Mountains and Seas" has clouds in the north of the sea: "Giant bees, born in the great wilderness, have a large belly like a pot, sting people, and poisonous energy can kill people." ”
What does it mean to have a big belly like a pot?
The belly is bigger than a kettle, who has ever seen a little bee bigger than a kettle?
Usually when you see bees the size of your little thumb, you have to walk around, for fear that they will be regarded as intruders. If this is stung by a bee, it will give you goosebumps just thinking about it, and if you don't make trouble, you will be poisoned by the bees! But no matter how you say it, it sounds easier to deal with than Bi Fang and the nine-tailed snake, even if it is the second best thing.