Lou Kaitai said: "To tell everyone this, I can begin to imagine that the picture of the eunuch turning from a corpse to a zombie is so weird and ridiculous. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info "Everyone heard that there was something ridiculous, and they came to the spirit, and asked in unison: "What kind of picture is it, and why is it ridiculous?" Lou Kaitai saw that everyone's faces showed curiosity, and said: "Everyone is tired enough, this blood autopsy doesn't have to be busy for a while, first raise enough energy to talk about it, and now listen to me talk about this eunuch zombie." Chen Juan was also intrigued, and her eyes stared at him, wanting to hear what he said to be ridiculous.

Lou Kaitai coughed and said, "I think so, many years ago, tomb robbers entered this tomb. Finding these two sarcophagi, they must have been very excited, and they worked together to open the big sarcophagus where the eunuch was, and this eunuch was like this female corpse who had just opened the coffin, full of flesh and blood, hair and complexion, like ordinary people, lifelike. You think, since he is a eunuch, his skin must be smooth and delicate, fair and slippery, like a woman. ”

Everyone's eyes involuntarily looked at Chen Juan, Chen Juan's face flushed, and she said coyly: "Why are you looking at me? I'm not the eunuch." Lou Kaitai said again: "Those thieves don't want the dead corpse to become a zombie, but the female thief among them, seeing this corpse is tall and mighty, with a pink face and bright eyes, and her heart is in love, she can't help but kiss the dead corpse, and inadvertently overkill." ”

Chen Juan snorted and said, "The female thief who came, even if there is, how do you know that she will kiss this dead person, can you be more disgusting? Mao Zhe said: "Brother Lou is speculating, there are women among the tomb robbers, so it's normal to be tight, aren't you a girl in this tomb?"

Chen Juan said: "I'm not a tomb robber, how can I be compared? Mao Zhe said: "Maybe the female thief is not willing to do so, but no matter what, she is here." Chen Juan said angrily: "You are reasonable, obviously it is speculation, but how can you say that the female thief must have been here?" Mao Zhe said: "If you can come here, the female tomb robber can also come." ”

Huang Yingdai said: "Okay, okay, don't argue pointlessly, is it very important whether there are female thieves or not? If it really matters, you two go over and check those dried corpses to see if they all have cocks, don't you get it?" Mao Zhe smiled: "It's most appropriate to leave this matter to Miss Chen." Chen Juan's face turned even redder, and she said, "Dead hooligan, stinky scoundrel, I don't bother to pay attention to you." Although she said this, she didn't move her steps, and she really wanted to know what Lou Kaitai would say next.

Lou Kaitai looked at Chen Juan and said: "Things are really more disgusting, then it follows Miss Chen's meaning, assuming that there are no women among the thieves, then it must be someone among the male thieves who kissed the dead eunuch!" As soon as these words came out, everyone was stunned, thinking that this matter was too unbelievable, Li Yihang couldn't help but ask: "A man kisses a man, and he is still a dead man, how is this possible, this speculation is too outrageous." ”

Mao Zhe shook his head and said: "Brother Li, you seem too lonely and unheard of when you say this, why don't you have long hair, but your knowledge is so short?" Everyone could hear that he was clearly harming Li Yihang, but secretly he was mocking Chen Juan, Chen Juan didn't know, but it was not good to argue with him on this matter, so he just didn't hear it.

Lou Kaitai said again: "A man kisses a man, this is called a broken sleeve, also called Longyang, although it is not common, but it is true." ”

Peng Wuhui said: "Exactly, there are many things about the male style, and in the Han Dynasty, this style was even more lush." Almost every emperor of the Han Dynasty had one or several beautiful men as the object of love, and it was recorded in the official history, and the historian was not ashamed. Such as Gaozu's hometown, Emperor Hui's Hongru, Emperor Wen's Deng Tong, Zhao Tan, Beigong Bozi, Emperor Jing's Zhou Ren, Emperor Zhao's golden reward, Emperor Wu's Han Yan, Han Shuo, Li Yannian, Emperor Xuan's Zhang Pengzu, Emperor Yuan's Hongmu, Shi Xian, Emperor Cheng's Zhang Fang, Chun Yuchang, Emperor Mourning's Dong Xian, etc., are really too many books. One of the characteristics is that most of these beautiful men are eunuchs, looking at the scale of this tomb, it is by no means like an ordinary dignitary can be built, if I guess correctly, this dead eunuch must have been the 'concubine' of a certain emperor of the previous dynasty during his lifetime. ”

When he heard this, everyone was stunned and couldn't hold their tongues. Huang Yingdai cautiously asked, "Brother Peng, why do you know these things so clearly?" Peng Wuhui smiled lightly and said in a low voice: "I'm just a little interested in these wild history, and I will study a little in my free time, so I know more." ”

Mao Zhe and a few others saw his contrived smile, as well as his demeanor when he spoke, their hearts were shocked, Mao Zhe shouted: "No wonder the dead eunuch always chases you, as soon as he smells you, he knows that you have this strange hobby, which reminds him of the humiliation he suffered in his life, it must be to kill you first and then quickly." When the rest of the people heard this, they all thought it was good, and they couldn't help but stay away from him.

Lou Kaitai said: "Brother Li, Brother Peng is a good example, now do you believe that these male thieves will kiss the corpse of the dead eunuch?" Peng Wuhui said: "Go and go, you will kiss the dead eunuch, talking nonsense, nonsense." Li Yihang nodded silently, only to see that Peng Wuhui didn't seem to be very angry, his eyes were looking at him, his eyes were very weird, he couldn't help but feel a chill in his heart, his hair stood on end, he hid behind Huang Yingdai, and said: "Brother Peng, I am a very normal man, you also saw my performance just now, you don't want to beat my idea, at most I will move that charred corpse back to your house, so that you can satisfy your hunger." When the others heard this, they all laughed together, and even Chen Juan couldn't help but laugh and giggled.

Lou Kaitai laughed and then said: "After those people passed the yang qi to kill the eunuch, they may have fought for the treasure, and some people saw red, and accidentally flowed blood into the eunuch's corpse in the chaos, which then caused the corpse to change, and finally evolved into the scene we see now." Mao Zhe said: "Your speculation is very reasonable, and it is eighty or ninety percent credible." Huang Yingdai kicked the dry corpse on the ground and scolded: "It's really your mother's filth, even the male corpse is not spared, you deserve to have such an end, if you open the small sarcophagus first, this thousand-year-old beauty...... Uh-uh" looked at the stiffened female corpse, how could she not be called a beauty, so she said: "Didn't this thousand-year-old sister let you spoil it?"

Chen Juan said suddenly: "Although this thousand-year-old sister didn't spoil them, she did spoil you, and the end is still the same." Lou Huangmao and Peng said in unison: "I didn't spoil her!" Li Yihang saw that the five people were staring at him, and he felt embarrassed, his face was red, his ears were red, and there were mosquito bites on his back, and what was even more odious was that Chen Juan's eyes seemed to be resentful, and his heart became excited, and he said loudly: "Look at what, look at it, you, you, you, you four." He pointed his finger four times and said: "I sacrificed myself to save you and gave my precious first kiss, you don't know how to be grateful and comforted, but you still blame me, this is the truth of that sect?" turned his head to Chen Juan and said: "I am ruining her, not you, what does it have to do with you, why do you resent me so much?"

Everyone didn't expect that he, who had always been silent and silent, would burst into anger, the atmosphere suddenly became awkward, no one answered, and finally Mao Zhe came out to play a round and said: "Brother Li don't have to be angry, the four of me blame you, Brother Huang, do you blame Brother Li?" Huang Yingdai waved his hand and turned his head, and said: "No, no, it's too late for me to be grateful, there is the slightest sense of blame?" Peng Wuhui and Lou Kaitai also said that they had no such intention.

Mao Zhe said: "You see, everyone is only grateful to you and has no resentment, don't be angry." As for Miss Chen, she knows that there is a reason for this, and what you did was a last resort, and she never blames you for spoiling this eldest sister, she just hates you...... Hate you...... Well, I hate that you didn't give her the first kiss, so I'm angry and resentful, is that so, Miss Chen?" When Chen Juan heard this, her face was suddenly full of Feixia, and she scolded: "Nonsense, nonsense!"

Lou Kaitai and the others said in unison: "That's true! That's what Miss Chen meant, now you should be happy, come, smile, don't keep your face stiff." Mao Zhe said again: "Brother Li, don't look at Miss Chen as if she is angry with you on the surface, but in fact, she likes you very much in her heart, haha." Chen Juan was angry again, and said: "You like him, you like him." Mao Zhe said: "I don't like men, I only like women." Lou Peng and Huang laughed in unison: "The three of us only like women, and only Miss Chen likes men!"

After some persuasion from everyone, Li Yihang finally turned his anger into joy and smiled.

(The results of the new book are not satisfactory, and there is no motivation to write it, but I see that some friends still like it, so I made up my mind to write it again, and I hope that my friends will support and encourage me, thank you.) ）