Chapter Ninety-Three: Fooling Around
Why is there such a big gap in life? Mo Xiaoxian didn't help, Liu Xiu was anxious like an ant on a hot pot, circling around the yard.
"Brother Xiaoxian, do we really care about him?"
"Hey!" Mo Xiaoxian sighed and said: "These two goods, worship the true god but don't know that the true god is right in front of you, you can rest assured, his life is hard, we don't need to worry about it this time!"
The old woman stopped what she was doing at this time, didn't know where to bring out a bowl of white rice, and came to Liu Xiu.
"Old man, do you also think that I am hopeless? Is this to make me eat this bowl of rice and be a full ghost?"
The old woman said angrily: "You can't eat this bowl of rice, come into the house with the old man." ”
The old woman refers to a hut next to the statue that does not even have a roof, there is nothing in it except a clay kang, the four walls are down on two and a half sides, and one side is a window without windows, the situation in the house can be seen from the outside, Liu Xiu doesn't know what the old woman brought herself here for!
"Lie down on the kang!"
The old woman's words were very calm, but they had an unquestionable majesty, although Liu Xiu was full of doubts, but she didn't dare to make a mistake, so she had to do it obediently.
After Liu Xiu lay down, the old woman warned solemnly: "From now on, no matter what happens, you will treat yourself as a dead person, unless the old body comes to wake you up, do you hear?"
Liu Xiu nodded in understanding.
"Don't you close your eyes yet?
Damn! Liu Xiu secretly slandered herself, how did I know it had already begun!
At first, Liu Xiu felt itchy and unbearable, and wanted to scratch it with her hands, but was stopped by the old woman, and after a while, Liu Xiu found that she seemed to have entered a dream, and she was completely ignorant of the outside world.
As soon as the old woman had arranged Liu Xiu, Wang Mang and the others had already surrounded the entire temple.
"Holy Lord, there is only such a ruined temple within a radius of dozens of miles, they can't disappear out of thin air, they must be hidden in it!"
"Let's go inside!"
After Wang Mang and the group of demon shadow guards arrived in the courtyard of the temple, the old woman had already sat down in front of the loom and began to weave, while the heavenly painting lay aside and pretended to sleep!
Facing Wang Mang and the others who broke in, the old woman looked very panicked this time, and her appearance was very different from just now, her face was full of wrinkles, her hair was yellow, and she had lost a lot of weight, as if she was about to die at first glance.
The red leopard shouted, "Old woman, did you see two men and two women running over?"
The old woman shuddered and replied, "No...... Nope!"
"No?" the red leopard asked, pointing to the celestial painting lying beside her, "Who is she?"
The old woman tightly protected the heavenly painting, shook her head vigorously and said, "She is my stupid girl, not the person you are looking for!"
The red leopard walked up and shouted, "Call her up, the leopard master will check!"
The old woman was helpless, so she had to gently pat the back of Tianhua and said, "Girl, wake up!"
At this time, Tianhua was unkempt, crooked eyes and slanted mouth, raised his head sluggishly, and laughed like a fool: "Is it time to eat?"
"Where is there food for you?" After the old woman reprimanded, she said to the red leopard: "My daughter has been stupid since she was a child, and she is really not the person you are looking for!"
The red leopard looked at the painting in disgust, then turned his head away, obviously choked by her "respect" disgusting.
At this time, after Xuan Mingzi went to the house to check it, he said to Wang Mang: "Shengshang, except for a dead person on the kang in the house, nothing else has been found!"
Wang Mang said expressionlessly: "Dead man, are you sure?"
"The subordinate is sure to be dead...... Don't go over!"
Seeing Xuan Mingzi's disgusted expression, Chi Leopard and Lian Tu and the other demon shadow guards went in to take a look out of curiosity, and when they came out with their noses covered, Chi Leopard asked the old woman again, "Who is that dead man in the house?"
The old woman said with a sad face: "That's my son, our mother and wife fled here, helpless, after my son was seriously ill, he had no money for treatment, and he just died three days ago!"
"It's really unlucky, it's all so good, why don't you bury it?"
"Hey!" the old woman sighed and said, "I can't even afford a coffin, how can I bury it!" The old man is dizzy, and he barely weaves some cloth every day just to buy him a better coffin after he gets the money!"
Xuan Mingzi and Chi Leopard were both sure to be dead, Wang Mang did not doubt it anymore, and instructed Chi Leopard: "Leave some money for their mother and daughter! Let's go elsewhere!"
The red leopard nodded, took out a few baht copper coins from his arms, and handed them to the old woman, who said gratefully: "Thank you, thank you!"
Just after Wang Mang and the others left the temple gate, Mo Xiaoxian and Little Ibis, who had turned into golden boys and jade girls, had not yet breathed a sigh of relief, and Xuan Mingzi, who had deliberately fallen behind, suddenly stabbed a sword at the heavenly painting who was still pretending to be crazy and stupid.
Xuan Mingzi, who is suspicious by nature, always feels that there is something wrong with the old woman's family, but he can't say it, so he wants to test it!
However, what disappointed Xuan Mingzi was that the tip of her sword was already next to the eyebrows of Tianhua, she still had that stupid face, without the slightest sign of resistance, and the old woman next to her didn't realize it until she stopped, and begged for mercy for her daughter!
"Humph!"
Xuan Mingzi put the sword back into its sheath, snorted coldly, and stepped out of the temple gate.
After confirming that Wang Mang and they were far away, Mo Xiaoxian and Little Ibis turned back into their real bodies and came to the courtyard to thank the old woman.
The old woman had also recovered her original appearance, and she still replied with a kind chuckle: "You're welcome!"
Then the old woman pointed to the heavenly painting and praised: "This girl can still deal with it calmly with the addition of the sword just now, she is really a heroine among women!"
Mo Xiaoxian and Xiao Ibis didn't see the Xuan Mingzi Sword Piercing Heaven Painting because of the angle, and they were curious, so they hurriedly asked what was going on, so the old woman told the two of them with a smile.
At this time, Tianhua shook his head and smiled bitterly: "Old man, don't make fun of me, I was almost scared to death just now, it's not that I can deal with it calmly, but I didn't react at all!"
Tianhua said well, Xuan Mingzi's sword was as fast as lightning, and when Mo Xiaoxian encountered it, she almost had to use all her strength to dodge it, not to mention that Tianhua was a mortal, and her stupid expression at that time was not pretended, but she was really scared like that.
In fact, if Xuan Mingzi had slowly and leisurely taken out the sword just now and gave the sky a reaction time, maybe it would have been successful, but unfortunately there was a heaven in the underworld!
Mo Xiaoxian grinned and said, "That's also very good, at least I didn't pee my pants without being scared, hahaha!"
Tianhua scolded angrily: "Get out! You can get as far as you can for the old lady! If I really die, I won't let you go!"
Mo Xiaoxian said disdainfully: "Just kidding! Just a ghost who died unjustly, will the young master be afraid? Besides, with a senior here, how could Xuan Mingzi's sword hurt you!"
Tianhua looked at the old woman in surprise, a little incredulous, is she so powerful?
When Mo Xiaoxian and the others came to the house and saw Liu Xiu's appearance, the friends were all stunned, no wonder Xuan Mingzi and Chi Leopard would not suspect that Liu Xiu was pretending to be dead?