Chapter 339: It's a routine
The shadow of the stick flew in the sky, Yang Zixu had nowhere to dodge, no blade to parry, and he didn't dare to summon the Eastern Emperor Bell, for fear of being taken away by Shen Xiang'er.
Shen Xiang'er's stick didn't hit him anywhere, but just hit his buttocks, and in a moment, Yang Zixu's pants on his buttocks shattered into snowflakes, revealing his swollen buttocks.
Yang Zixu's wails kept coming, and Ling'er couldn't bear to look at it, "Sister Xiang'er, you start lightly, don't beat Yang Gongzi to death." ”
"Be nosy. Shen Xiang'er's words made Ling'er dare not say more.
"Grandpa, are you really not going to save your grandson?" asked Ling'er with a sad face.
Zhang Sanfeng smiled bitterly: "I wanted to save him, but Miss Shen trapped me with a spell just now, and it is difficult for me to move a finger except for talking." ”
Ling'er listened to Zhang Zhenren's words, and sure enough, she saw a faint golden light talking about Zhang Sanfeng's tightness.
"Then what can I do, Yang Gongzi won't have to worry about his life, right?"
"Don't worry, little girl, this stick is ruthless, and the fall is light. It's just a few dozen sticks, and this kid will just lie in bed for a few days. ”
"Oh, that's it. But I've never seen my young lady so angry. ”
"Love deeply, hate deeply. Zhang Sanfeng sighed.
"What do you mean by that? ”
"You'll understand when you're older. ”
"Hmph, people aren't children anymore......"
While the old man and the young were talking, there was a change in the field, Yang Zixu really couldn't bear the pain, so he wanted to fly away with the flying technique, but as soon as he flew up more than two feet high, Shen Xianger stretched out his hand and grabbed the void, and said that Yang Zixu grabbed it, and then threw it on the ground.
Yang Zixu, who fell this time, was dizzy, and before he could get up, Shen Xiang'er rushed to the front and gave him a few more sticks on his buttocks.
Seeing that Yang Zixu was silent, Shen Xiang'er also stopped.
"Miss, Yang Gongzi ...... him"
"Okay, I'm measured. After Shen Xiang'er finished speaking, she walked up to Zhang Zhenren, took out a porcelain bottle from her arms, took out a pill, and flicked it into Zhang Zhenren's mouth.
As soon as the pill was in his mouth, Zhang Zhenren immediately closed his eyes and did not react.
"Let's go, Ling'er. Shen Xiang'er turned around and was about to leave with Ling'er.
"Wait. ”
Shen Xiang'er only felt that her heel was grabbed, and when she turned around, she saw that it was Yang Zixu lying on the ground.
"You let go. Shen Xiang'er felt that after his big hand grabbed his foot, he only felt an electric shock, and he couldn't help but blush.
"What poison did you give Grandpa? If it's poison, give me one too." ”
"I think of beauty, this is not a poison, just an ordinary elixir, after eating, it is like being drunk, sleeping for a day, but I will forget what happened that day. ”
"Oh, that's it. Then if you say this, I won't stop you. ”
"I didn't hit you because of that. Shen Xiang'er said, squatting down and looking at Yang Zixu's exposed purple buttocks.
Yang Zixu smiled and said, "Is it because I forgot that kiss in the lake?"
"Kiss, what do you mean by kiss?" Shen Xiang'er was stunned.
Just when Shen Xiang'er was stunned, Yang Zixu suddenly sat up, grabbed Shen Xiang'er, and then ...... Kissed it.
By the time Shen Xiang'er wanted to resist, Yang Zixu's hot lips had already stuck to her mouth, and his tongue was like a poisonous snake that drilled his teeth open, and then intertwined with her tongue.
Shen Xiang'er only felt that she suddenly lost her strength, as if she had dropped the alchemy furnace, and her whole body was hot, especially on her face, as if she had been attached to a red-hot soldering iron.
Even Ling'er on the side blushed and hurriedly covered her eyes with her hands.
After a long time, Yang Zixu let go of Shen Xiang'er, and her fragrance was still on her lips. And Shen Xiang'er was still with her eyes closed, her breathing was short, and her full chest was lying down.
Yang Zixu patted her pink face and said, "Okay, it's over." Do you want to come back again?"
Shen Xiang'er opened her eyes and wanted to hit Yang Zixu, but her hand stopped in mid-air, "What are you looking at?"
Yang Zixu still looked at Shen Xiang'er affectionately and said, "You are so beautiful, beautiful...... Words cannot describe it, and any language is pale in the face of your beauty. ”
Shen Xiang'er's face turned even redder, and she said shyly: "Clever tongue is like a spring, and I don't know how many girls I have deceived." ”
"By the way, it's called a kiss, which is what you call a kiss......
Shen Xiang'er stood up, straightened her clothes, then took out a small box, which was still on the ground, and said, "This box of plaster, if you apply it to the wound, the injury will heal quickly and will not leave a scar." ”
"Hey, of course you have to smear me on your wounds. Yang Zixu said as he pointed to his red and swollen buttocks.
Shen Xiang'er smiled, and then kicked Yang Zixu's buttocks a few times.
"Ah...... You ruthless woman, wait for me to marry you, and see how I spank you......"
Hearing this, Shen Xiang'er's face turned red, she took a sip, and whispered: "Who will marry you scoundrel." Then he pulled Ling'er and flew into the sky.
"Miss, where are we going?" asked Ling'er.
Shen Xiang'er pointed to the Forbidden City and said, "All the people who have today's banquet will give them this drunken elixir to make them forget about today's banquet." ”
"Then Yang Gongzi didn't eat it. Ling'er reminded.
"He doesn't have to eat. ”
"Why, miss. ”
The corners of Shen Xiang'er's mouth raised, and she said: "Yang Zixu has been punished by heaven, and he knows the pain of heavenly punishment, how dare he leak the heavenly secret again?"
"Oh, that's it. Miss, since you have beaten him, why do you have to leave him ointment to make him hurt for a few more days. ”
Shen Xiang'er looked at Ling'er sideways, and suddenly couldn't straighten up with a smile.
"Miss, what are you laughing at? ”
I laughed...... Although the medicine is a good medicine, I just added a handful of salt to it......"
"Ah...... Miss, you're so bad. Yang Gongzi's ass is really about to bloom. ”
With that, the two flew to the sky above the Forbidden City and fell into Zhu Yuanzhang's bedroom......
Besides, Yang Zixu was lying on the ground, although his buttocks were still in hot pain, but he couldn't hide the residual aroma in his mouth.
"This mother-in-law, although she has a short temper, but who made her look so beautiful and her mouth is so fragrant, forgive her. ”
"Hey, I didn't leave a contact information, I didn't have a phone or anything, it's really troublesome. ”
Yang Zixu was talking to himself, while smearing ointment on his buttocks, as soon as the plaster was on his buttocks, he suddenly felt as if the wound was sprinkled with salt, Yang Zixu couldn't help but scream miserably, this sound shook the world, looking at his buttocks, it was even more red......
Yang Zixu knew that he had fallen for Shen Xiang'er, and hurriedly threw down the ointment box in his hand, and shouted loudly: "Shen Xiang'er, you ruthless mother-in-law, next time I see you...... See you next time...... I'll kill you!"