Chapter 2 I Don't Trust Women Anymore
After taking the bear's skin and draping it on his body, Fengyun pushed the door open.
It was snowing again, and although the valleys on all sides blocked most of the cold wind, they couldn't stop the falling snowflakes.
The surging of hot and cold air currents made the snowflakes at the door fly extremely fiercely, and the traces of water on the skin that had not yet dried were quickly evaporated by the cold wind, taking away a large amount of heat.
After the basic attribute value of the exercise reaches twenty, the effect is to comprehensively enhance the strength of the body, and the strengthening of bone strength and muscle fibers makes him completely lose the weak chicken appearance he used to be.
The effect of the primary physical technique is much stronger than he imagined, his height is now a full ten centimeters longer than when he first came, and his streamlined muscles are enough to crush any fitness trainer, although it is not up to the level of a bodybuilding competition, but his current combat power can easily overturn a group of such muscle sticks.
In the direction of Taniguchi, behind the bare peach trees, a figure was walking this way.
At first, Fengyun swept out the gravel road for the convenience of entering and exiting, but every time the snow was covered again, he simply swept out the doorway.
"Brother, don't you wear clothes?" asked Gray Liu'er, "Aren't you cold?"
Fengyun rolled his eyes, if it weren't for pretending to be forced, he wouldn't have played this set!
In later generations, Cai Yong greeted Wang Cang upside down to show his attention, and his half-shirted greeting meant something similar.
Seeing that he ignored himself, Gray Liu'er pursed his lips and said, "I'm going to feed the pigs!"
Li Greed approached, and the layers of animal skins wrapped him tightly, looking like a standing brown bear.
Fang didn't pay attention to it, there was a person behind him, with an animal skin sleeve on his head, his hands were tied together, and he was pulled by Li Greed and stumbled away.
Fengyun puffed up his chest, the angular muscles under the bear skin loomed, and he laughed loudly: "It's fun to have friends from afar!"
Li Greed walked to his side, glanced at him from the crack in the animal skin, and said in a muffled voice, "Aren't you cold?"
Fengyun's eyebrows twitched, and he complained in his heart: I'm greeting you and showing that I value you, okay? What does your working dad mean when he comes home and sees his stupid son standing bare-ass outside the door?
Li Greed didn't say much, he stepped inside, Fengyun hurriedly went back to the house and said: "Hey, no, this is my home, you are ......."
Li Yan stuffed the leather rope in his hand into Fengyun's hand and said, "Find a place to tie it up." ”
"Who is this?" Fengyun grabbed the rope, and the guy who followed behind walked forward, tripped over the door frame, and rolled to the ground, struggling to get up.
As soon as he stretched out his hand and ripped off the animal skin cover, a huge pig's head was exposed, and Fengyun was stunned.
The pig's head was still bruised and swollen, his left eye was swollen with a big bag, and the snot was running down a pig's mouth, which looked very miserable. Before he could get used to the sudden light, just seeing the figure in front of him, the pig's head twisted back violently, and cried loudly: "Don't eat me!
Startled by him, Fengyun took half a step back, and the pig-headed man shrank back desperately, shivering in the corner.
"Eight...... Bajie?" Fengyun stammered, and the pig-headed man was unmoved, and he breathed a sigh of relief. This guy scared him so much that he almost thought he had crossed over again.
"No, who is this? What are you doing here?" Fengyun asked suspiciously.
Li Nueng untied the animal skin wrapped around his head and said, "I found it on the way here, tried to rob me of food, and I beat him up. I think you've got a lot of weird stuff to bring with you, just to be caught as a slave. ”
"Who are you going to take back as a slave, don't have any infectious diseases!" Fengyun walked over and looked up and down.
When the pig-headed man heard his footsteps, he trembled even more, and desperately shrank into the corner. The pig's nose twitched, and a pair of eyes stared blankly from behind the ears like a fan, beware of his sudden move.
Fengyun kicked him and asked, "Hey, what are you, how did you get caught?"
"I'm a human, I'm a human!" The pig-headed man was kicked and trembled, and hurriedly said: "My name is Zhu Ganglie, and I am the patriarch of the Mountain Paste Clan, it's true, you can go and ask them!"
"Pig Ganglie, it sounds so familiar......" Fengyun thought for a while, and suddenly realized that he said: "Oh! You are the anal fissure! I remember that you are a human race, how did you become a pig's head? Could it be that you joined the Mao clan?"
"Huh, do you know me, are you?" Pig Ganglie looked at Fengyun suspiciously, squinting his eyes to see his appearance clearly.
Fengyun leaned his face closer and said with a smile: "Do you remember that I didn't pass by your mountain half a year ago, and we still saw it!"
Zhu Ganglie narrowed his eyes, looked hard for a long time, and suddenly his eyes widened, and he bit at Fengyun with a mouth.
"Damn!" Caught off guard and almost kissed him, Fengyun raised his head, took advantage of the situation to push up his knee, hit the pig's strong chin, and directly took off for three and a half weeks and smashed to the ground.
After kicking a few times, Fengyun said angrily: "Have you suffered from swine fever, why did you bite me?"
Being trampled on the ground, Pig Ganglie was still not honest, struggling desperately, foaming at the mouth and shouting: "It's you! Monkey King! I finally found you! It's you who pretended to be the pig god! You turned me like this! You changed me back! Change back!"
"No, what's going on?"
"Change back!"
"Listen to me......"
"Change back!"
"Change! I'll change your uncle!" After a few blows of the pig's head, the pig finally stopped.
Fengyun asked: "What's the matter, you explain it to me clearly, why did I turn you like this?
"It's you!" Although Zhu Ganglie no longer struggled, his mouth was still strong, and he shouted: "That time you confused my mind, saying that I could rekindle the witch fire, and I will become like this when I go back! The clan all thought I was a demon and drove me out, and my woman didn't want me anymore, and ran to be a strong pig woman, woo woo! I will never trust women again!"
"Isn't that interesting?" Fengyun touched his chin, squatted down, reached out and pulled the pig's strong ear, and he shook his head to break free.
It's a real pig's head, but can a person really grow a pig's head? Genes don't allow it? And he said it grew all of a sudden, and the theory of evolution can't explain it?
Fengyun asked, "Then did you light that witch fire?"
"That's naturally rekindled, otherwise I would have been beaten to death by the two of you with heavy hands!" said Zhu Ganglie aggrievedly.
Fengyun wanted to ask something, but suddenly there was a pop behind him, and when he looked back, he saw that Li Greed was already leaning comfortably against the edge of the barrel.
"That's the ...... I washed," Fengyun said, and Li said disapprerovingly: "It's still hot, it's okay." ”
It's not a matter of whether there's anything going on, Fengyun looked at the bucket of water with a solemn face and instantly turned turbid, and muttered, "You haven't taken a bath for half a year, right?"
Li was greedy and scrubbed the old mud on his body, Fengyun looked disgusting, he couldn't ask for this bucket.
Turning his head, Fengyun diverted the topic and asked, "Brother Greedy, do you know why he became a pig's head?"
Li Chuang paused and said: "I heard that there are human tribes west of the Yan Department and the Mao tribe who are friendly, and their magic power is connected, and they can even transform into each other, if he has the blood of the human race over there, it is not difficult to transform into a shape." ”
"So what can our Jiuli Clan become?" Fengyun asked with interest.
"Our Jiuli Clan?" Li Greed smiled and said, "The Jiuli Clan can't change anything. ”
"That's too much, it's boring......" Fengyun still wants to experience the seventy-two changes or something!
Li Greed wiped his face, looked at him with a smile and said, "My Li clan feeds on that bear, tiger and wolf, what do you do if you have nothing to do with meat?"
Fengyun thought about it, it's okay to change and play, if the luck is not like pig Ganglie, it will be nonsense if you can't change it back.
Fengyun asked again, "What does it mean to rekindle the witchfire?"
Li Yan untied his hair, put it in the water and scrubbed it, and said: "Only the big tribes can light the witch fire and make offerings to the great witch, and many tribes that are defeated or have insufficient magic power will face decline after losing the last great witch. Some of these tribes will choose to live by the big tribes, while others will seek to survive in the hope that the people with magical talents will reactivate their magical powers, ignite the magic fire, and lead the tribe to become strong again. ”
"Oh, so you're still a big witch?" Fengyun looked at Pig Ganglie curiously.
"Little Witch, Little Witch. "The pig that has added a few new wounds does not dare to shout anymore and has reined in.
Fengyun thought for a moment and said, "No, since you have become a great witch, how can your people bring you out?
Li Yan smiled and reminded: "Didn't you notice that he has no magic power at all except for rough skin and thick flesh?"
"So......"
Li smiled greedily: "So he's lying." ”
Fengyun looked at Zhu Ganglie, and saw that he couldn't hide it anymore, Zhu Ganglie burst out of his eyes with tears, and whimpered: "Woo! I don't believe in women anymore, that girl teamed up with the pig to be strong, and did tricks and feet in the sacrifice of rekindling the witch fire, and took away my witch position, I lit the witch fire with my magic power, but I made a wedding dress for that bastard, I am aggrieved! I have nothing now, what should I do in the future~!"
Fengyun patted him on the shoulder sympathetically, and sighed, "Of course I chose to forgive her!" As he spoke, he pulled the rope and dragged him out of the house.
"What, what, can you be a little sympathetic?" said Pig Gang, snorting his snot fiercely.
"What's the matter? You don't even have magical powers, what use do I want from you? Get out of here!" Fengyun said.
"No, I'm stronger than before, and I can be beaten, and if you're not happy, you can beat me a few more times, and I can work, and I eat less, and I'm definitely a good slave, so keep me!" said Pig Ganglie pleaded.
"Eat less, you dare to lie to me?" Fengyun looked at his pig's head, with a look of disbelief, and was about to kick him out.
The pig clung to the door frame and shouted, "Don't don't, don't! I will raise pigs! Monkey King, don't you have six pigs? I can help you raise them! Just eat like them! Really! Don't drive me away!"
"Oh?" Fengyun thought about it, this guy seems to really have two tricks on raising pigs, last time he blew a whistle, Big B Brother They seem to be quite obedient, maybe they can really try. The most important thing is that he is a foreigner, if he really goes to the Li tribe together, he will definitely not be welcomed, and he can only rely on himself at that time, and he has to be obedient if he is not obedient, and it is not bad to have an obedient little brother, at least someone to do the chores or something, and it feels good.
Thinking of this, Fengyun let go of his hand and said, "Since this is the case, it's not impossible to keep you raising pigs, but what I said doesn't count, you have to nod your head from Brother B." ”
"Who is Brother B?" Zhu Ganglie asked suspiciously, reacted in an instant, licked his face and patted his ass and said, "This name is good!
"Get out!" Fengyun kicked him out: "You go to the pigsty tonight to sleep!"