Cut the chicken pieces into shreds, sprinkle on the bottom of a white porcelain bowl, and add a thin layer of dried shrimp and condiments.

Blanch the broth, put the boiled noodles in a bowl, and finally sprinkle with coriander and drizzle with chili oil.

"Serve it yourself. ”

"Okay. The second fool excitedly walked on the chaotic side, because he was wearing high heels, so his walking posture was a little awkward.

Qingyuan looked at the red heels of the second fool, a trace of distress flashed in his eyes, turned around and walked to the door, took out a pair of cotton slippers from the shoe cabinet, and put them at the feet of the second fool.

Gobbling up the chaotic second fool in the bowl, he immediately threw his high heels aside and put on cotton slippers.

"Eat slowly. ”

"It's still your noodles delicious. The second fool drank the last mouthful of soup.

"Fool, there are more delicious delicacies in the world than what I cooked, didn't you praise the snow skin mung bean cake in Yebei last time. ”

"I understand now, nothing tastes as good as what you make. The second fool put down the dishes and chopsticks. "The Manchu and Han can't compare with you. ”

"The little fool is tired today, and his feet are red. ”

"I'm going to go to a competition called Dream Show, and Kitsune is the referee, and as long as I get to the finals, I can get close to her and catch her. When he catches the fox, Qingyuan will believe that what he said is true, and Yebei is really a bad person.

"Your feet are red, I'll press your feet. Qingyuan picked up the second fool, gently placed it on the sofa, and gently massaged the second fool's little feet.

"I'll catch the fox soon, just wait. The second fool's tone was quite proud, lying on the sofa, squinting slightly.

"It's going to be caught soon. The second fool muttered to himself.

"The heels are worn out, and you are not allowed to wear high heels in the future. Qingyuan's tone was full of resentment. "Why ignore me. ”

Slowly raising his head, the two fools lay on the sofa and fell asleep, still reciting words in their mouths.

"Caught you~"

"Fool. Qingyuan's eyes were full of distress, and he picked up the second fool and gently carried him back to the room.

The warm sun shone on the earth, and the second fool dressed up today and went to the central square to participate in the audition of the dream show.

Yebei was wearing cotton pajamas, sullenly looking at Qingyuan who appeared in his kitchen.

"You're here to apologize for the second fool's behavior yesterday?" he never thought that the second fool would deceive himself.

Go to the toilet and go to the toilet, and everyone will be gone.

"No, the second fool is going to participate in the audition of the dream show today, so I will cook for you instead of her, you can rest assured that my cooking skills are better than the second fool. ”

"We have more cooks than you do. Yebei's tone was a little unkind.

"Then why do you need two fools?"

"Can't those cooks play chess and go to boring banquets with me?" Yebei tilted his head, his tone full of provocation.

"I can too, and I can accompany you to the banquet if you need to. Qingyuan rolled up his sleeves and put on an apron for himself.

"You're so smart that you don't know what I mean by that. He propped his chin with one hand and narrowed his eyes slightly.

"You're also very smart, so you don't know who to worry about and who shouldn't. ”

The four eyes looked at each other, and for a while, the smell of gunpowder in the living room was extremely strong.

The aura of both of them is too strong, and they can't tell any difference between superiority and inferiority at all.

"I don't know what's going on in Qingyuan. The second fool sat in the audition waiting area, with a small sign hanging on his waist.

"No. 9 Tao Ersil, please come on stage to perform. ”

"It's coming. ”

The classic repertoire of the Phoenix Legend was playing on the stage, and the first four contestants who were persistently dancing awkwardly on the stage were dragged down by the security guards.

After going on stage, the second fool knew that because there were too many people, they couldn't perform one by one, so they called four people as a team at a time, and only those who performed well could stay and perform alone.

The previous team, who claimed to be from the Square Dance Troupe, danced awkwardly as soon as they came on stage, but was forcibly taken away by the security guards.

The stage is not big, and there are four judges sitting in front of the stage, all of which are in different shapes.

"Tell us about yourself. The first judge who looks like a winter melon said.

"Hello everyone, I am Li Chunhua from a remote area, in order to come to this competition, our family sold the only cow in the family and asked me to pay for the journey, so I had the opportunity to come here. ”

The fog grass was so pitiful, and the two fools were in tears when they listened to it.

"Li Chunhua, you are so pitiful, thank you for sticking to your own music dream, but you have paid such a big price, if you fail, then your family will be very disappointed, after all, you sold a cow to get here. The second judge, who looked like a radish, asked gossipily.

"We won't be disappointed, we have a thousand cows at home, and we can only sell one. ”

"Give me down. The radish judge's face immediately darkened. "It won't sell badly. ”

"Hello judges, my name is Irina, I'm a half-race and I'm good at singing. ”

"Half-breed, no wonder you look so good, what song are you good at. The third judge, whose belly was like a winter melon, spoke.

"I'm good at pop music, and I believe that music can bring beauty to people. ”

"Okay, then you can sing me a song. ”

"The music is playing. The half-breed tightened his grip on the microphone and took a step back, his eyes lit up with a look of seduction. "Are the judges ready for the blessings I bring you?"

"Ready. The radish judges and the winter melon judges swallowed at the same time.

The slender thighs walked towards the judges, and the posture was extremely enchanting.

"There are three hundred and sixty-five sunrises in a year, and I send you three hundred and sixty-five blessings, and the clock turns one thousand four hundred and forty times a day. ”

"Stop. The judges were scorched by the sudden blessing of the thunder. "Your parents are really good to your Chinese culture, you have almost shown it, you can go down and rest first, the next one. ”

"Hello judges, my name is Lei Jingjing, and I am good at folk dance. ”

"Wait, the last batch also said that they were good at dancing folk dances, but it turned out that they were square dances as soon as they came up, so wouldn't you be too? ”

"I'm not a square dance, I'm dancing about an animal. Lei Jingjing's eyes were full of disdain for square dancing.

"Could it be the Peacock Dance?" exclaimed the four judges at the same time.

"No, it's just an animal that looks like a peacock, and you'll know when I jump. ”

"Cluck~" The crow of the big rooster suddenly sounded.

"Hen hen cooing day, chick chick chick cooing day. As the music sounded, the girl walked like a chick.

"Stop, what kind of dance is this. "The judges couldn't stand this spicy-eyed dance.

"Chick Dance, do you think it's cute?"

"Cute?" the judge snorted. "You might as well give me a square dance. ”

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