The Yunjiang River is the longest river on the earth, and I don't know where it came from, but I know that it will go to the place where the sun sets. It flowed through the barren ruins, and then flowed through the prosperous Shengzhou, it went from primitive to modern, the history of this land is also accompanied by it, there was a poet in the drunken to pick up an ancient gun, the poet looked at this rusty gun, embroidered mouth spit became a famous poem on this land.

Laughing custom building on the edge of the Yunjiang River, it has the red bricks of the general ancient buildings and the same green tiles with moss, there are few such buildings in Shengzhou now, they have not disappeared in history but have been erased in reality, and the few lucky ones that have flowed down have also been regarded as historical relics, and they are laughed at by literati and ink writers in the drinking room, but this can't help but be funny, just like a person who escaped the war and avoided displacement, but was planted on a brick that tripped him.

The old man Jiang and Jiang Wuming lived in the laughing vulgar building, the old man has not stopped for half his life, he has been a soldier, an apprentice, and an artist who has run the rivers and lakes, I heard that he was also a handsome little student back then, and he also fascinated some ignorant girls, and then he didn't know what crazy he changed to become a painter, and the painter was half a life, from youth to middle age, he has been walking on the rivers and lakes for decades, maybe he is also tired, and finally returned to his ancestral business, that is, the Huiyou Restaurant that was not called the laughing custom building.

And the day after he returned, he personally took off the signboard of Huiyou Restaurant, and replaced it with three big characters that he wrote and carved.

Laughing Vulgar Building!

This news spread throughout Shengzhou, Huiyou Restaurant is the foundation left by the Jiang family for generations, a little famous people in Shengzhou have eaten here, for a time the name of the old man Jiang Xingye Jiang spread all over the city, I don't know how many people ran to the downstairs of the laughing building, the Yunjiang next to them is still majestic, but the old man Jiang moved a recliner and sat lazily on the top of the laughing building, overlooking the dense people below, not waiting for others to say anything but opened his mouth first.

"From today onwards, this building will be called the Laughing Vulgar Building. ”

"I am the only seedling of the Jiang family's generation, this building is the ancestral industry left by the Jiang family, I was not used to seeing the word Huiyou when I was young, Hui Mao Friends, Hui Mao Friends, Hui a group of lay people noisy!"

"So I was kicked out of the house by my father, but I came back, and it is still justified, the blood of the ancestors of my Jiang family is the same as mine, and I will not waste my name as Jiang Xingye, I will only sell paintings in this building in the future, and only sell paintings that I can afford, which can be regarded as helping the Jiang family wash the cheesiness of the past hundred years!"

The people below were naturally dumbfounded, how could they expect that the Jiang family, a merchant family, would have such a deviant and pursuing master, if the ancestor of the Jiang family knew that it was estimated that he would directly descend thunder from the sky to hack him, but it is estimated that the ancestor of the Jiang family did not hear about this mortal thing in the sky, Jiang Xingye is still alive and well, relying on the assets left by the Jiang family, he can also watch the drama every day plus a few taels of good wine.

So spring to autumn, the sensation of the laughing building has become a thing of the past, people go to the laughing building to see the painting is the door is open, in fact, the old man Jiang's vision of the painting is not too strange, although there are indeed some strange art of normal people can not understand the painting, but most of the paintings can also be appreciated by the elegant and vulgar, the painting in the old man's building is not clear, he collects the painting money at will, anyway, the family is not afraid of losing money, occasionally when the person is not pleasing to the eye, it will knock on a stroke, but when people think that the old man Jiang will continue to live plainly, another news came from the laughing building, and the Shengzhou shook directly。

Old Man Jiang announced that there is a successor to Xiaoshulou!

Mr. Jiang is a well-known unmarried, when he was still a jade-faced Xiaolangjun, he thought very highly of himself, everyone couldn't look down on the ladies, and the little jasper couldn't talk, today he is nearly sixty years old, is it possible to make the old tree bloom and have another spring?

People rushed to the laughing building and saw Mr. Jiang sitting lazily on the recliner as he had been a few years ago, still holding something in his hand.

People were puzzled but heard a cry coming from the laughing building, it was the cry of a baby, and the source of the sound was the thing in Old Man Jiang's arms!

That's a baby!

Old Man Jiang's loud voice followed.

"This is the heir of Xiaoshulou, I named him Jiang Buming, it is a good name, not exaggerated and very modest, you will help take care of it in the future. ”

For a while, the birds were silent, and the old man Jiang didn't care, the whole person was still basking in the sun with a happy face, and the baby in his arms was no longer crying, and a piece of milk candy was stuffed in his mouth, and he was eating seriously.

"Old man Jiang is really old and strong, but I don't know who has the luck to be your wife?"

The person who spoke was a businessman who had never had a good relationship with Mr. Jiang, this person's wife and concubine had a total of 16 rooms, and he was nicknamed Zhang 16, and at this moment he made a thin voice, as if he was laughing at Mr. Jiang for not being married, and the onlookers also began to whisper.

"This kid I picked up when I came back from drinking yesterday, why do you have any opinions?"

Old Man Jiang slanted his glasses to tell the truth, and the voice below disappeared instantly, ushering in the second silence, I don't know how long it took, someone muttered.

"This Jiang family's ancestor in the heavenly spirit hasn't even rained down thunder?"

Yes, now the people who say that the people are open to the house, the whole Shengzhou is unmarried and pregnant, and the child knows that the mother does not know the father's thing happens from time to time, and there has never been a matter of entering the house with other bloodlines.

The matter passed like this, the ancestors of the Jiang family were estimated to be reluctant to split the Jiang family's only seedlings and couldn't kill the Jiang family outsider, so people never saw the spectacular scene of the nine days of thunder and lightning directly laughing at the vulgar building, they watched the old man Yi Zhuang Jiang swaggering on the street with the lively Jiang Wuming, and watched Jiang Wuming grow up day by day, this old man and the two went to the street either carrying a birdcage or carrying a teapot, the old man Jiang is good at tea and wine, but Jiang Wuming is too young to drink, so he trained him to drink tea since he was a child, Jiang Wuming does have the momentum of the old man Jiang, he likes to use his glasses to oblique people, as if he disdains to be confused with the little kid who writes and drinks milk。

Jiang Wuming, a child who didn't drink milk since he was a child, grew up like this, and sure enough, drinking tea and growing up is different, he has a kind of literati temperament, but temperament is one thing, and the cultural level is another, a child of his age has either entered the academy or entered the martial arts hall, but the old man Jiang looks down on both the gentleman of the school and the master of the martial arts hall, he looks at the time is almost up, and he estimates that he will catch Jiang Wuming, who is wandering outside every day, and personally advise him, thinking that his erudite knowledge can shape a brilliant life for Jiang Wuming, but Jiang Wuming is used to being at ease every day, and secondly, he has grown up with this old man Jiang and now talks with the old man Jiang, the first thing he said to Old Man Jiang was to find me wool?

This angry old man Jiang screamed wow, and roared at the moment.

"It's not that Lao Tzu picked you up, you don't know how to eat garlic in that place now!"

Jiang Wuming was speechless, he had long known that he had been picked up, but he still didn't feel anything, and now that he was talking about it, it reminded him of something that he had been dissatisfied with for a long time.

"Lao Jiangtou, what you said is right, you did pick me up, but ..... Why, why did you give me the name Jiang Wuming!"

"You say, are you a nameless person who I surpass you and go to you, but I am a great person who wants to be worshiped by everyone in the world!"

Jiang Wuming seemed to have countless grievances, and his eyes were unyielding as if he wanted to fight against fate, but what followed was the huge cowhide bag that Old Man Jiang pulled out from behind the quilt at some point, it was not so much a bag as a tent, it directly covered Jiang Wuming inside, and Old Man Jiang had already skillfully tied the mouth, and directly lifted Jiang Wuming's whole person up with a force that did not belong to him, an old man.

"Boy, you don't have to struggle, this bag was used to catch wild boars back then, I think Lao Tzu caught wild boars much stronger than you kid, but which one escaped, hahaha!"

"As for why you said you should give you the name Jiang Wuming, the reason is very simple, it is a little bit to be humble, and it is also a little bit for Lao Tzu to be happy. ”

He dragged the bag containing Jiang Wuming on the ground and walked all the way back to the Xiaoshu Building, and Jiang Wuming, who was inevitably bumped along the way, scolded while ignoring the literati temperament, while avoiding his face from touching the ground.

The two of them returned to the laughing building in this way, the old man Jiang first released Jiang Wuming, and then smiled and built a pot of tea, the tea was steaming and fragrant, the laughing building was not equipped with an incense burner, and the guests were treated with tea fragrance on weekdays, and the teapot was used to warm their hands in winter.

"Drink tea, this is your favorite Yunshan, and it will cost me dozens of taels of silver for three cakes. ”

"What kind of fame are you doing, such a good tea..... I see, is your old friend coming. ”

Jiang Wuming looked suddenly enlightened, and continued to speak without waiting for Old Man Jiang to say more.

"Don't worry, how good is our relationship, how can I say that I am your illegitimate child, is there still this Yunshan, how about a few more cakes, I can easily buy it." ”

Old Man Jiang was still leisurely tasting tea, but now his face turned red, and a mouthful of tea squirted out, feeling that he shouldn't have picked him up in the first place.

"I'll go to your old friend, your dog can't spit out ivory in his mouth, Lao Tzu kindly asked you to have tea, but you still don't believe it, I'll be honest with you, and call you back because children of your age should learn something, and you can't wander around the street every day, I don't want my Jiang family to be blind." ”

"I also think you're right, I'm really not fit to be a blind streamer. ”

Old man Jiang felt relieved, feeling that he had really been educated very well, and this child was also teachable, and he still had a future.

"I think it's better for me to be a hooligan. ”

The moment this sentence was spoken, the entire Xiaoshulou suddenly moved, and then a sentence burst out, and the momentum directly surpassed the surging Yunjiang as if it was a thunderstorm from the nine heavens!

"Get out of here!"