Chapter Eighty-Three: Knowing What Is Not a Blessing (1)
When Old Man Han brought a pot of fragrant horse meat to the table and put it in front of Mo Xiaoxian and the others, Liu Xiu, who was already hungry, immediately took a large piece and put it in his mouth, and praised vaguely while chewing: "It's delicious, it's so fucking delicious!"
Tianhua said dissatisfiedly: "It's like a starving ghost reincarnated, haven't you ever eaten meat in your life?"
Liu Xiu said with a smile: "It's been a few days, and you haven't eaten a full meal in a down-to-earth manner, aren't you hungry?"
In fact, Mo Xiaoxian also wanted to feast as much as Liu Xiu, but because he was now playing the role of a priest in the upper realm, he had to eat one bite at a time like the little ibis and the heavenly painting, and sighed secretly, it was really hard, I already knew that I would let the little ibis pretend to be a fairy!
"Uncle, are you coming over to eat too?" The little ibis couldn't bear to see that Old Man Han was busy working on the side.
Old man Han waved his hand and said, "You eat first, don't worry about me!"
Mo Xiaoxian persuaded: "Come and eat together! There is so much meat, we can't finish it!"
Mo Xiaoxian, the immortal master, spoke, and Old Man Han didn't dare to disobey, so he leaned over to the table and symbolically sandwiched a small piece of horse meat into his mouth, and stepped aside.
Mo Xiaoxian thought that Old Man Han was afraid of his identity, so he didn't take it seriously, there was still a lot of meat, and there must be something for him to eat.
After everyone had eaten almost, Liu Xiu burped and said, "This feeling of being full of wine and food is comfortable! I said uncle, your family is living a good life! Where do ordinary people eat meat!"
Old man Han just smiled hard and didn't answer.
Mo Xiaoxian felt wrong, what Liu Xiu said was right, in this world, ordinary people don't talk about eating meat, it's good to be able to eat, not to mention that Old Man Han brought out such a big pot of meat all at once, it's too abnormal!
The little ibis suddenly asked, "Uncle, where is the horse you tied to the door?"
Old man Han was stunned and stammered, "I... I'll take it to... Led to the back of the room!"
Mo Xiaoxian glanced at the little ibis, and the little ibis understood, jumped up and jumped over the courtyard wall to check behind the house.
After coming back, the little ibis's eyes were red and swollen and said, "Uncle, you killed the horse, what will you use to plow the field in the future?"
Everyone was shocked, especially Liu Xiu couldn't believe it and ran out to verify it in person, and the results obtained were of course the same as what the little ibis said, the skeleton of the blue-maned horse was still in place, and the faded hair was still collected by Old Man Han.
Just when everyone blamed themselves, Old Man Han suddenly knelt down and said, "As long as the fairy master can get rid of the bull demon and return our village to peace, a horse is nothing!"
Liu Xiu didn't know what to say, this bull demon was originally attracted by them, if Old Man Han hadn't been to save him, he wouldn't have been intimidated by the bull demon at all.
Mo Xiaoxian didn't expect Old Man Han to be so honest, it seemed that he could only find a way to compensate him.
"Little ibis, let's go, let's meet that bull demon!"
"Hmm!"
Liu Xiu was anxious, and put on an expression of looking at death as if he was at home: "Take me!"
Mo Xiaoxian glared at him and said, "Just take care of yourself, do you think we are going to enjoy the mountains and rivers?"
Liu Xiu knew that he was impulsive, so he had to sit down again and no longer insist.
"Tianhua, you and Liu Xiu take care of the old man, Wang Mang and his men are on the nearby mountain, don't run around at will, wait for us to come back!" Tianhua nodded heavily, at this time, you can only listen to him.
Mo Xiaoxian and the little ibis entered the mountain again, while avoiding the demon shadow guards, while looking for the whereabouts of the bull demon, Wang Mang didn't know where to run at this time.
It is really not easy to find a bull demon in this deep mountain and old forest, otherwise Mo Xiaoxian and the others would not easily escape from Wang Mang's hands, and until the evening, Mo Xiaoxian and the little ibis did not find any trace of the bull demon.
"Brother Xiaoxian, it's getting late, and it's not a way to find it like this, so let's go back first and then make plans!"
Mo Xiaoxian nodded and sighed: "That's the only way, I knew that I wouldn't go to the old man's house to eat, it's just such a drudgery!"
The little ibis grinned and said, "This is called taking people with short hands and eating people with short mouths!"
When the two of them returned to the edge of Sanlizhuang Village, they saw seven or eight figures sneaking around the village, not knowing what to do.
"Big brother, our brothers have been here three or four times, and we don't have anything to grab for a long time, can we change places today?"
"When is this here, the nearest village must be thirty or forty miles away from here, that cow nose only gave us an hour to find food for him, and when we get there, the daylilies are cold! Damn, I don't know which tendon he made the wrong one today, so tormenting us, usually not like this!"
"I heard that the bull nose went out to arrest someone on whose order, and he could have done it, but he let people run away, so he was angry with us!"
"His uncle, do you complain about us? If it's dark today, and this village is so poor, do you want Lao Tzu to catch a few living people for him to eat back?"
"Big brother, wonderful!"
"Uncle Miao, although we are bandits, we must also pay attention to professional ethics, there is no need, we only want money and do not kill ourselves!"
Smack!
Just as the bandits were exchanging ears, they suddenly heard the sound of someone clapping.
"Who!" several mountain bandits scolded, knowing that the comer was not good, and showed their swords one after another.
The people who came were Mo Xiaoxian and Little Ibis, and when they heard the bandit leader's professional standard of only wanting money and not killing people, they sincerely felt admiration.
"The village master in front has taken a fancy to it, so go elsewhere and grab it!"
A few mountain bandits on the opposite side, you look at me, I look at you, laughed, and the bandit leader said: "Lao Tzu has been in the business of robbing houses and houses all his life, and today is the first time I have encountered someone who dares to grab food from Lao Tzu.
Mo Xiaoxian said loudly: "Listen, we are male and female thieves in Sanssouci Mountain, if you know each other, get out of here, otherwise I am a cruel person who doesn't talk much, and I don't care if I kill or bury it!"
The bandit leader said angrily: "Damn, the two thieves dare to argue with Lao Tzu, brothers, use the guys in your hands to tell them, who is the master here!"
The mountain bandits didn't seem to take Mo Xiaoxian and the little ibis in their eyes at all, especially when they rushed to see the peerless face of the little ibis with a roar, and they were about to flow out.
"Wow, this chick is so handsome, big brother, is it okay for you to be the lady of the village?"
"Big brother can't swallow it alone, you have to let the brothers drink some soup if you eat meat, hehe!"
“......”
All kinds of foul language popped out of the mouths of these mountain bandits, where could Mo Xiaoxian spare them, and kicked them directly one by one, but the place where he kicked them was a bit indescribable.
Only then did these mountain bandits know that they had encountered hard stubble, covering their crotch with their hands one by one, and they were in a cold sweat of pain, and they were stunned in their hearts, and they didn't know if their little brother could be used in the future!