In the quiet mountain village, the stars are dim, and the moon hides behind the clouds, refusing to lean out, like a shy little girl, for fear that after coming out, she will be pointed at and gossip. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

The north wind swept by, rolling up the dead leaves of the straw on the ridges, making a hula and hula sound, twisting into a whirlwind, floating like a ghost on the field where no one was around.

It's such a dark night, a big hand suddenly reaches out behind your back, and then slaps you on the shoulder, just imagine, what is that feeling?

It's enough to scare people to death!

"What are you two doing sneaking around?"

I was almost frightened by this sudden slap and became incontinent, and reflexively pulled Songqi to the side, stabilized my mind a little, and saw that it was the old man who was stunned!

After seeing that the person who came was Lao Zhi, I was immediately angry, and I was about to scold Lao Zhi, when the afterglow swept over the person who was squatting in front of the cupboard and gnawing on something just now, I swallowed back the words that came to my mouth.

I looked sideways, and it turned out to be the old lady, but not exactly the old lady.

I saw that her mouth was full of blood, and she was still holding a half-gnawed dead chicken in her hand, and the facial features on her face were piled up in the middle, like a Shar Pei dog.

When I saw us at the kitchen door, I let out a strange laugh, and I got goosebumps all over my body.

This scene is simply too weird, how did the old lady who said that I was matched like Songqi just now, become like this.

"Wild fairy up!" Lao Yu suddenly shouted in my ear.

"What? Wild Immortal Upper Body, then you are about to take it!" Song Qi shouted anxiously from the side.

Just when we were taken aback, a person was already stunned behind us, not the old branch secretary or anyone.

"It's... This... What's the matter, what's wrong with my wife's face!"

I immediately calmed myself down, pulled the old branch secretary and walked back to the room and said, "Don't worry, the old lady was taken by the wild fairy, we have a way, just watch what we do, don't follow the chaos, otherwise the consequences will be more serious!"

When I and the old branch secretary returned to the kitchen again, Lao Qi already had King Wen's drum and immortal whip in his hands, and Lao Qi shouted to the old lady who was up: "Where did you come from the wild fairy, why did you go down the mountain and harm people!"

The wild fairy smiled sharply and said, "It turns out that you called me here, and there are two more moments." ”

"Fart, who called you here, I tell you, get the calf out now, or be careful that I'm not polite to you. ”

"Hmph, you disciple doesn't understand the rules, I called your grandmother Huang Qi, I don't eat and drink well, and I make disrespectful remarks, it seems that I want to give you some color. With that, he rushed towards us.

The old hand was quick, knocked a few drums, the wild fairy who called himself Huang Qi's grandmother, was bounced back at once, and hit the cabinet door hard, the old branch secretary was about to rush in to help his wife, I hurriedly grabbed him, and told him that it was not my wife, it was a wild fairy named Huang Qi's grandmother, and the old branch secretary calmed down.

The wild fairy who hit the cabinet door patted the dust on his body and stood up again, looking at us with compassion and sneering: "Good boy, dare to fight with your seventh grandmother, I will let you walk around without eating." As soon as I was about to plug my ears, a few half-sized yellow skins came in from outside, and stood beside the old lady, and then they all turned into human shapes.

The old lady just now said that the old lady invited her, this is really possible, in the afternoon at the wine table the old branch secretary had to listen to the tune, after the old gave a few words, I felt that the indoor temperature dropped, this is really possible that the old to invite her.

I whispered to Lao Zhi and told him again, and Lao Zhi was stunned for a moment and asked me: "Is there anything else, I invited her here?" After speaking, I looked at the wild fairy again, and Grandma Huang Qi snorted coldly and said, "Hmph! I dare to play with you Grandma Huang Qi, I want your life." As he spoke, he was about to pounce on Lao Yu, and Lao Yu also began to beat the drums, and he and a few wild immortals went around.

I suddenly remembered something, before I left, Huang San's grandmother gave me a ring, and I heard my grandfather say that he could command the world to be Huang Xian. The wild immortal just now called himself Grandma Huang Qi, that is, an old yellow skin who has become a climate, and when he sees the ring of the sect leader who is in charge of the Yellow Immortal in the world, he should give some face.

Thinking of this, I raised my left hand and stretched it forward, shouting, "Huang Santai is here again!"

As soon as the words fell, several wild immortals looked at me in unison, stared at the ring on my hand with surprised eyes, and then knelt on the ground and shouted: "See the Great Immortal, the Little Immortal is ignorant and offensive, please punish the Great Immortal." ”

Seeing a few yellow-skinned people trembling and not daring to look up, he asked, "Where did you come from as wild immortals, and why did you fall into the bodies of ordinary people?"

"Xiaoxian is Huang Feixian in the back mountain, and he was attracted by the gods in the afternoon, not for no reason. ”

What I said, it was always recruited, and this is good, and I have wronged others.

"I really called you, this... I'm sorry, I drank too much at that time, so I forgot about it, blame me, blame me. The old man smiled apologetically, and moved a stool for Grandma Huang Qi, who was still very jealous of looking at me.

It seems that this King Kong Ring can indeed command the yellow immortals in the world, and it actually scared a few yellow skins like this, thinking about it, I couldn't help but start to rejoice in my heart. In the future, if we encounter something that we can't solve, as long as we show the Vajra Ring and invite all the nearby Yellow Immortals, wouldn't it be a big deal?

The more I thought about it, the happier I became, and the more I thought about it, the happier I became, and hurriedly explained to Grandma Huang Qi, I told her that I was not a great immortal, but by chance, Grandma Huang San gave me the King Kong Ring.

This matter is not our fault, I apologized to her on behalf of the elder, and Grandma Huang Qi sat down with confidence, and let a few little yellow immortals around her retreat.

Lao gave a few more drums, and Grandma Huang Qi came out of the old lady's body, and it seems that she is not a capable wild fairy, looking at her appearance just now, she has to borrow the drum to get down, and she knows that she is a master who eats and drinks.

Sure enough, as I expected, this Huang Qi grandmother is an old yellow skin who has just become enlightened, with a rickety body, black cotton clothes and cotton shoes, gray hair coiled behind her head, a half-human and half-beast face wrinkled, sitting on a stool and saying with a smile: "This disciple is not low, dare to ask who the master is?"

The old man saw that the opportunity to brag came, and he pouted and said: "That is, I am originally a shaman and an authentic descendant, and I studied under the sect leader of the five clans!"

"Huh?" At the same time as Grandma Huang Qi sighed, the folds on her face were instantly flattened, and then she returned to her original expression and said: "Disciple, who is the leader of the five clans, that is the ancestor who leads the five clans and earth immortals in the world, how noble his status is, it is better to have less ostomy industry!"

"I said old lady, do you know who I am? I am the grandson of Hu Guangcheng of the Northeast Shaman Immortal General Hall!"

"What, you are Hu Guangcheng's grandson?"

"What's the matter, haven't you seen this King Wen drum and the immortal whip, it's genuine!"

Grandma Huang Qi glanced at the Wenwang drum that the old man handed over, her eyes lit up, and she said excitedly: "I think I, Huang Feixian, have also seen the real Wenwang drum and the person who chases the immortal whip, it's worth it, hahaha..."

Seeing this, I wanted to blow another ten yuan, so I immediately rushed to say, "Grandma Huang Qi has been enlightened for hundreds of years?"

"Lift me up, I have become a Taoist for less than a hundred years, because there is no master to lead, I am entrenched in the back mountain to realize the Tao, so this path has not been deep, more than ten years ago I wanted to go out of the horse down the mountain, I dare not dare to set up a fairy hall, I can become a family immortal, but there are too few people in this world who understand shamanic witchcraft, I have been grinding a person for nearly ten years and has not been discovered. ”

"It's your creation that you met me today, it's a good thing to go down the mountain to accumulate merit, who do you say, I'll do it!" said the old man.

"Speaking of this person, you also know that it is the daughter-in-law of Wang Baozi that you saw in the morning. ”

"What?" Lao Qi and I were both surprised, and Song Qi was also a little surprised: "Oh, no wonder she was always crazy before she got married, it turned out that you were doing ghosts." ”

Now I fully understand, and now the reason why Wang Baozi's daughter-in-law is crazy is also that she is doing trouble, and this matter is easy to do.

Lao Yu was a little embarrassed and said: "I said old lady, this is your mistake, his family is like that now, don't you say that you will help others and harm others, even if one day people will worship you as a family immortal, can you get by in your heart?"

Grandma Huang Qi waved her hand innocently and said, "Wrong, wrong, I kept grinding her before marriage, but I haven't been on her since marriage!"

"How can you be crazy like that without a topless body?"

Grandma Huang Qi saw me asking her, and shook her head helplessly and said: "The immortal family went down the mountain to pay attention to doing good and crossing people, but her in-laws acted too tricky, and their feelings were extremely poor, and they didn't believe in cause and effect, even if I intended to be her family's protector immortal, she wouldn't agree, so I left her house temporarily and returned to the back mountain to continue cultivating." ”

After thinking about the changes in Wang Baozi's daughter-in-law before and after marriage, what Grandma Huang Qi said was not bad, I heard Uncle Lu say that her madness was indeed cured after marriage, and her illness was also a matter of the last three months, so what is going on now?

Just when I was thinking in my heart, Song Qi asked my question: "I heard that the earth immortal does things from beginning to end, and if you recognize a disciple until he dies, you should have been paying attention to her, what is going on with her current madness?"

"Hey, yes, yes, and whether her mother-in-law is a corpse or what, you tell us more details. The old man answered.

"When her mother-in-law was alive, she made people respond, and she didn't stop when she died, she made trouble..."

Before she could continue, a dog barked from outside, and one after another, the dog in the village barked like a pot, not knowing what was stimulated.

"It's coming, it's coming!" Grandma Huang Qi's face changed, and she threw down a sentence and disappeared.