Chapter 90: The Puppet Stand-In
As the Tongtian Sect Master and Lao Tzu successively announced that they would leave Kunlun Mountain and open another dojo, the creatures in the flood and wilderness all looked at each other, and they didn't know what was wrong with Sanqing, and they actually broke up, and secretly guessed in their hearts whether the three of them had completely fallen out.
In the western land, Zhun Ti and Zhun Ti, who had just returned, were telling their respective combat experiences, Zhun Ti was lost face by Fuxi, and when he heard about Nuwa's strong strength, he was originally in a bad mood, but when Zhun Ti heard about the Sanqing family, he immediately became happy.
"Senior brother, the three of the Sanqing brothers fell out, the opportunity for our Western Sect has come, our brothers have joined forces, entered the Eastern Land, collected spiritual objects, and developed our Western Sect"
After thinking for a while, he shook his head, "Although the Sanqing family is separated, it is not yet a complete break, they are still consistent in terms of resisting my Western Sect, Sanqing's mana is strong and has a treasure in hand, at this time, when entering the Eastern Land, there is almost no chance of winning, we have to find another opportunity."
"Alas, it's a pity that it's such a good opportunity, I don't know when the next time it appears"
"No defense, you and I are brothers, support each other, advance and retreat together, but Sanqing has a dislike in his heart, although there is no real break now, but the seeds have been planted, especially the Yuan Shi Tianzun and the Tongtian Sect master disagree, the disciples will have a fight, even the saints will be involved, one day they will fight, then is our real opportunity"
Zhun Ti's eyes lit up, "What is the clever plan of the senior brother?"
Tongtian Sect Master has an upright temperament, relying on the Zhuxian Sword Array is not unbreakable by the four saints, acting unscrupulously, and it is easiest to offend people, and Yuan Shi Tianzun is arrogant by nature, if he argues with the Tongtian Sect Master and loses at the hands of Tongtian and resents him, then he will definitely try to calculate Tongtian and crack the Zhuxian Sword Array, now there are six saints in the wilderness, and if Yuan Shi wants to crack the Zhuxian Array, he will inevitably ask for us, so we will sell Yuan Shi's favor as a price to help us preach in the East, presumably Yuan Shi will agree"
"Miao Miao" Zhun Miao smiled happily, "From then on, we will sell more than Yuan Shi Tianzun, and wait for him to ask us for help in the future" Then he and Zhun Ti discussed how to act and how to sell Yuan Shi Tianzun well.
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Nuwa, who had just returned to Wa Huangtian, had not yet had time to see Fu Xi, and as she walked, she held a ball of pale green Qiankun Ding refining six pure bamboo origin aura and continuously fused into a thumb-sized gourd seed. Hearing the news of Sanqing's separation, he was stunned for a moment, but he didn't care too much, and strode into the Wa Palace, only to see Fu Xizheng proudly from Linglongzi, Jinpeng, and Kong Xuan's three palm-sized jade gourds in their hands. The other party's jade gourd contains something Nuwa knows very well, it is Fuxi invented a kind of spirit wine, called Baiguo Brew, the biggest feature of this wine is not the aura contained in the wine, but its unique taste, every time you drink a mouthful of various kinds of spirit fruit taste in the mouth, wonderful and abnormal. This kind of liquor brewing method is known to Fuxi, Nuwa and Linglongzi, but its brewing process is extremely complicated, and it requires at least Da Luo Jinxian cultivation to brew, and Fu Xi and the others can only occasionally brew some to barely satisfy their hunger.
Looking at the three Linglongzi who were crying and mournful, Fu Xi scolded: "Why are you three stinky boys with stinky faces, admit to gambling and losing, Zhun Ti said to you the sentence 'You have a relationship with me in the West', that is, if you lose, then you have to admit it, understand?"
Jin Peng stared at Fu Xi resentfully, "Master, you can't leave us a little, that's all our Baiguo Brewing Deposit and Loan."
"What to keep, this is won by a bet for the teacher, and we cultivators can't regret it. Well, in this case, I will give each of you a small gift, which can be regarded as a consolation prize."
When the three of Linglongzi heard this, they immediately looked at Fu Xi excitedly, wanting to know what treasure Fu Xi was going to give them, but when the three of Linglongzi saw what Fu Xi took out, their faces suddenly fell, and they had an expression that I shouldn't have too much hope for the master, but they didn't notice that Nuwa standing outside the door had a gleam in her eyes when she saw the things in Fu Xi's hand.
"Dangdangdang, each of you will give you a signed photo of the master, you will carry it with you as if the master is protecting you anytime and anywhere" Fu Xi said and handed over three thin, half a palm-sized wooden card in his hand to the three Linglongzi each, the wooden piece was carved with a bust of Fu Xi on one side, lifelike, revealing shining teeth, engraved with Fu Xi's name in the lower right corner, and the other side was carved with some peculiar lines, to be honest, it was not good at all.
The three of Linglongzi didn't dare to refuse the things sent by Fu Xi, otherwise Fu Xi would definitely toss them for various reasons, this is the experience of suffering from Fu Xi for many years, pretending to be happy to take the so-called signed photo, but the three of them made up their minds at the same time, after getting it, they would hide it and never let others see it, it was too embarrassing, could it be that in the eyes of the master, we were children who had not yet been weaned? It's just that Fu Xi's next sentence made them fall into the abyss.
"This autograph photo was carefully made by me, you have to carry it with you, I will check it, you just find a red rope to hang around your neck, okay, you must have gained a lot from fighting with the saints, go to retreat and cultivate, you can't come out within a thousand years, and it can be regarded as the punishment of the saints that Zhun Ti said."
Hearing this, the three of Linglongzi almost cried, how can they still be in the wilderness in the future, with the image of the elders hanging around their necks, what is this, I don't know how many people will make fun of it. On the way to the retreat, the three of Linglongzi secretly discussed how to deal with it, and finally decided to hide it as much as possible with their clothes, which were made of feathers and scales, which were easy to hide. If someone else finds out, show the side with strange patterns behind it, and it's all a talisman.
It wasn't until the three figures of Linglongzi disappeared that Nuwa walked to a chair next to Fu Xi and sat down and said at the same time: "You are generous, you gave away three stand-in puppet talismans at once, I remember that in addition to the puppet wood used for the puppet doll you are helping me refine, the rest can barely refine seven puppet stand-in talismans, right? plus one for your own use, there are only three left."
"Yes, I've lost a lot today," Fu Xi said as he touched a palm-sized wooden figure from his bosom and handed it to Nuwa.
Nuwa took the wooden figure, "The puppet doll has been refined, but why don't you refine my stand-in doll into a thin slice shape?"
"Can it still be called a doll if it is refined into a thin flake shape? Besides, the puppet doll used by the saint is not at the same level as the puppet stand-in talisman, and there is no way to refine it into a thin flake shape."
"So what should I do, this puppet doll is too big, I can't hang it around my neck"
"You don't have to hang it around your neck, you can break the seal I left on the surface of the puppet doll and take it with you, it will absorb the breath on your body, and when you encounter danger, it will block a disaster for you, of course, you can also leave a drop of essence blood on the puppet doll, and then put it away, as long as it is not too far away"
"That's fine, then why do you want to let Linglongzi hang them around their necks?"
"These three unfilial things, there are so many hundred fruit brews, I don't even know how to honor me as a master, I have been out of stock for hundreds of years, and the next batch of hundred fruits will take thousands of years to get out of the cellar, and now I have finally connected it" Fu Xi smiled and molded the three jade gourds on the table.
At this time, Nuwa walked over and grabbed a jade gourd in her hand, "Those who see it have a share, this gourd belongs to me."
"Ahh
"You won this from gambling, it is illegal gains, only one-third, it is cheaper for you"
"What kind of illegal gains, who are you learning from...... Uh, okay, but one-third is too much, you didn't make a move, it's reasonable to smoke two percent" Fu Xi regretted it so much, why did he teach Nuwa this mess in the first place, and now he has put himself in the pit.
"Now that the price has risen, why do you have an opinion" Nuwa clenched her fists as she spoke, and the crackling sound scared Fu Xi out of a cold sweat.
"No, no opinion, sister, you're so right, is the price going up, it's normal"
Fu Xi felt that his discipline was shattered, when did he start to succumb to Nuwa's obscenity, and now it seems that he has become accustomed to nature.
Nuwa was very satisfied with Fu Xi's performance, pulled out the gourd plug and poured a sip, her face full of aftertaste, "Although I don't like to drink very much, this Baiguo Brew is an exception, it is more like fruit juice, but if you drink too much, you will get drunk."
Seeing that the Baiguo Brew that originally belonged to him was snatched away by Nuwa, Fu Xi felt a heartache, and gently put the remaining two jade gourds into his sleeve, and secretly made up his mind that he would never let Nuwa see his Baiguo Brew in the future.