Chapter 182: The more you drink, the more sober you become

The shopkeeper Meng explained: "You don't know, guest officer, at first I listened to him begging for wine and drink, and I also poured a small glass for him, but he didn't appreciate it, and said that I had to give him a jar, saying that I was sending Huazi, but he didn't give him any money, isn't it just called Huazi? ”

As if in response to the shopkeeper Meng, the drunkard suddenly shouted: "Wine, wine...... Who said that I, my name is Hanako, I have money!"

Meng Zhang immediately said: "Then you should take out the money!"

But the drunkard first took his empty gourd and poured it into his mouth, but after pouring it for a while, not a drop of wine came out, and then the drunkard said, "I can't remember where I put the money, give me some wine to drink, and after drinking, I'll be sober, and I can remember where the money was." ”

"You, you, you. Shopkeeper Meng said angrily, and then said to Qin Wu, "You have also seen it, how can there be a person who is more sober the more he drinks, this person is here to go crazy with alcohol." ”

Qin Wu smiled, pointed at the drunkard and said, "Then give him a bar." ”

Shopkeeper Meng smiled bitterly and said: "Ouch, guest officer, you are really joking, I can be a benevolent person to him for two cents, I have done a good deed, but after all, I am in business, not charity, and the cheapest jar of wine costs fifty cents, if you do this to him, you will give one jar, then do I still want to do this business?"

Qin Wu shook his head and smiled: "I'm sorry I didn't make it clear just now, I mean, I'll buy him one jar, no, two jars are good, I'll drink some too, I have been running all the way, and I haven't drunk yet, and the money will be deducted from the one I gave you just now." ”

"Eh?" Shopkeeper Meng was stunned for a moment after hearing this, and then confirmed, "Guest officer, you mean that you want to buy a jar of wine for this drunkard to drink?"

"Yes, is there a problem?" Qin Wu asked.

Shopkeeper Meng hurriedly shook his head and said, "No problem, no problem." ”

"Then what kind of wine do you want to drink?" In view of the fact that Qin Wu gave a bit of money, the shopkeeper Meng asked, "Although the wine in the small shop is not bad, it is all good goods, and I don't prepare too good wine on weekdays, if the guest officer wants any good wine, I will let Xiao Er buy it for the guest officer." ”

"No need. Qin Wu said, "Take the best two jars of ready-made wine in your store." ”

"Good Rat, the two altars have a total of seven pieces of silver. Shopkeeper Meng immediately picked up a pen and wrote it down in the account book, and then shouted to the shopkeeper, "Zhiying, why don't you go and bring the wine to the guests." ”

"This is coming, this is coming. The shopkeeper immediately ran to the back to hold the wine.

Although it is an altar, it is only about half an arm's high, and it is not the kind of big jar where wine is stored in the cellar.

The shopkeeper said, "Guest, your wine." ”

Qin Wu took the wine and shook the wine jar in front of the drunkard: "How about it?, come with me over there and sit down and drink two sips?"

Unexpectedly, this drunkard suddenly jumped up from the ground, snatched the wine jar that Qin Wu was carrying, and then lay back on the ground, lifted the wine jar and poured wine into his mouth tons and tons, without even changing his breath, he spilled the wine all over the ground with this drinking method, and looked at it so that the shopkeeper Meng felt distressed.

Qin Wu couldn't help laughing when he saw this, and then he stood in place, picked up the wine jar and drank it, although he also drank it directly from the jar, but Qin Wu's drinking method was relatively much more elegant, at least he didn't spill the wine at will, but drank it in an orderly manner.

Two people stood directly at the counter holding the jar to drink, for a while also attracted the attention of many people, here to eat and stay, there are also a lot of heroic people who come to the three words of Qunyinglou, all feel that it is really this way of drinking is enjoyable, many people have followed suit, than who drank more.

"Hiccup. ”

Soon, the drunkard, who was almost pouring wine on the ground, drank the jar first, then burped contentedly, and slowly stood up from the ground.

The drunkard's face was flushed, and he smiled happily with his mouth full of wine: "Oh, it's comfortable, I'm hungry and panicked without drinking, the more I drink, the more sober I become, I don't drink alcohol, I can't think of anything except wine in my mind, this wine is in my stomach, and I am suddenly refreshed." ”

"Are there really people who sober up after drinking?" shopkeeper Meng muttered quietly on the side.

Seeing that this drunkard was so self-conscious, Shopkeeper Meng continued: "Since you are sober, then you can thank others for sending you wine to drink, and by the way, apologize for the trouble caused to my store." ”

But the drunkard, as if he had not heard, ignored him.

On the other side, Qin Wu saw that the drunkard stood up, and also put down the wine jar that he hadn't finished drinking, and said with a smile: "Are you comfortable drinking?"

The drunkard stroked his mustache and laughed: "Haha, comfortable and comfortable, the little brother is so kind to give me a drink, why don't I give you a few tricks...... Ah, no, no, you're not my stupid apprentice, drink and drink. ”

Before Qin Wu could understand what nonsense he was talking about, the drunkard then said again as if nothing had happened just now: "Little brother is so kind to give me a drink, I will definitely repay you little brother after that, hehe." ”

Qin Wu waved his hand: "There is no need to repay it, anyway, do you remember who I am?"

"Remember, of course remember, aren't you the little brother who disturbed my sleep on the top of the mountain that day?" the drunkard replied directly.

This made Qin Wu a little secretly surprised, if this drunkard appeared in front of Qin Wu as a normal person, without this drunken characteristic, Qin Wu probably wouldn't remember who this person was, it would be good for ordinary people to be so confused and remember what their name was, but this drunkard looked like a person who was not drunk, which also made Qin Wu more sure that this person was not an ordinary drunkard.

The drunkard then said: "Little brother, you are generous, but I want to repay it to me, and it is your business whether you take it or not." ”

"After all, that's what I'm supposed to do. ”

Qin Wu didn't care, pointed to the table and said, "You also drank the wine, do you want to accompany me to sit next to me and eat something?"

The drunkard shook his head with a snort: "Oh, no, no, the little brother can be so kind, invite me to drink, I'm already very satisfied, I don't have anything to repay the little brother now, where are I embarrassed to let you have a treat." ”

"It's you. The drunkard suddenly turned his head, looked at Shopkeeper Meng and said, "You just said that my name is Huazi, right?"

Shopkeeper Meng saw that the drunkard was still yelling at him, and he was also angry at that time: "Hey, you're hindering me from doing business, and it's reasonable, right?"

The drunkard immediately shouted: "Who said that it hindered your business, don't you think I will help you sell an extra jar of wine?" ”

Qin Wu couldn't help but laugh out loud again when he heard the drunkard's words.

"You, you, you......" Shopkeeper Meng said angrily, "You are crooked!"

The drunkard did not continue to quarrel with the shopkeeper Meng, but suddenly pulled out his shoes.

Just when the shopkeeper Meng thought that the drunkard was going to slap him with his dirty shoes, the drunkard unexpectedly took out a silver nugget from his shoes.

The drunkard slapped the silver nugget on the counter with a bang, and asked with a mouthful of wine: "Crooked, then I have silver, and you still say that I am a beggar, is it crooked?"