Chapter 294: Practicing Exercises Makes You Stupid

Li Yihang said: "Boss Gao, I feel that the real qi in my body is agitated, and I need to vent, this seventh weight is good to slow down first, otherwise I will explode and die before I finish the seventh layer, and you will be covered in flesh and mud, wouldn't it be in vain to waste your time and efforts in the past few months?" Zhang Meilan said: "If Li Gongzi dies, I will never live alone, you don't think I will marry you old man." Gordon flicked his fingers, emitted a sword aura, punched a hole in the wooden door, and said with a smile: "Miss Zhang, it is really not so easy to find death and life under my hands. ”

Li Yihang's handle was grabbed by him in his hand, so he had to practice the seventh weight hard, Master Feng Yuheng was at this stage of the true qi, Li Yihang was not worried, with Gordon beside him to guide him, he couldn't be wrong, not more than a month, the seventh weight was also practiced.

Li Yihang and Zhang Meilan take an antidote every morning, it is a three-point poison, after taking the medicine for more than half a year, both of them feel dizzy and weak, lack of energy, several times to Gordon for the final antidote, Gordon always said: "Now I force you to practice to the eighth level, martial arts may be higher than me, how can you do it without holding your balls in your hands?" Li Yihang said: "If you pinch it again, the eggs will burst and turn into egg yolks." ”

The two began to study the cultivation method of the eighth level of divine power, and when they got the result, Gordon asked Li Yihang to practice, and after feeling fine, he also practiced. I don't know if Li Yihang is particularly lucky, or if the two extremely smart people in the world have broken through the mystery, and there is no problem with the method of practicing qi discussed, and the eighth level has been successfully practiced halfway, Gordon was excited about his wise decision, and said: "You kid is really my god of luck, cool, I have lived for more than fifty years, and I have never been so cool." ”

Li Yihang pondered: "When I finish practicing the eighth true qi, it will be the day when my life will end, but I can't die so casually, I have to find a way to come out." ”

A few days later, Li Yihang suddenly fell headlong during the practice and passed out. Gordon and Zhang Meilan were taken aback, and hurriedly put him away, only to see that his eyes were rolling and his whole body trembled slightly. Gordon couldn't help but say, "Finally, something went wrong, but fortunately it wasn't me." Zhang Meilan was worried, and circled around Li Yihang.

After half an hour, Li Yihang finally woke up, his eyes were indifferent, his expression was cold, he got up and left, Gao Deng said: "Hey, what do you kid want to do, Li Yihang didn't reply to him, and went straight to the door." With a wave of his hand, the fish wire stretched out, wrapped him and tied him firmly, pulled him back, and said, "Are you crazy?" Zhang Meilan was taken aback, and took his hand and suddenly burst into tears, like ants on a hot pot.

Gao Deng stretched out his palm and pressed Li Yihang's vest, inputting it with true qi, and after a while, he said strangely: "The kid's pulse is stable, his heartbeat is rhythmic, his blood is vigorous, and there is no sign of going mad at all." Zhang Meilan was overjoyed, sending water and towels, wiping sweat, and was very busy.

But after a long time, Li Yihang was still demented, although he was tied hand and foot and couldn't move, his body rolled around, and finally fell from the bed to the ground, although he fell, but still did not stop. Gordon had no choice but to reach out and point at his acupoint. After pondering for a long time, I couldn't think of the problem. When eating, Li Yihang didn't use chopsticks, he directly picked up the rice and vegetables with his hands, making his hands and bodies wet, and giggling and giggling, putting his fingers in his mouth and sucking with relish.

Zhang Meilan secretly cried when she watched it on the side, and said to Gao Deng: "Old man Gao, please order his acupoint, and I will feed him." Gordon clicked on his acupoint, Zhang Meilan fed the food to him with a spoon, and suddenly Li Yihang sprayed a mouth full of food to Zhang Meilan, mixing her up and down with half-chewed rice grains and saliva. Li Yihang laughed, and Zhang Meilan shouted: "Yihang, Yihang, what's wrong with you, don't scare me." ”

Gordon threw the chopsticks, slapped his palm on the table, and scolded: "Little bastard, you want to deceive Lao Tzu, it's not so easy." After speaking, he flicked his fingers, clicked on Zhang Meilan's acupoint, hugged her to the bed, and shouted: "Stinky boy, if you continue to act, I will rape your wife." Saying that, Zhang Meilan started to remove Zhang Meilan's clothes, Zhang Meilan shouted: "Brother Yihang, save me, save me! Boss Gao, please don't, don't do this." ”

Li Yihang was indifferent, his face was full of smiles, and his mouth let out cheers and encouragement, and finally he whistled loudly. Gordon lay on Zhang Meilan's body, took off her clothes one by one, and finally only left her underwear, looked back at Li Yihang, only to see that he didn't care at all, his eyes just stared at Zhang Meilan's almost naked body, with a lewd smile on his face, expecting him to take off the last bit of her clothes, so feast his eyes.

Zhang Meilan burst into tears and shouted: "Boss Gao, if you want to move me, I will die for you immediately, and when Yihang wakes up and comes back, he will definitely stop giving you practice and explore the way." Gordon snorted heavily, and covered Zhang Meilan with the quilt, Li Yihang was unhappy again, and made a dissatisfied sound in his mouth, Gordon was extremely irritable, and then reached out to point his dumb hole, and swept him with a kick, kicking him straight out, knocking over the basket in the house, and burying him half of the rice that had not yet been peeled.

Li Yihang and Zhang Meilan couldn't move, Gordon sat on the side and sulked, and the atmosphere in the room was very weird. Everyone did not say a word, and after a few hours, the sun had set, and the light in the room was dim, and the haze made people feel even more depressed.

Gordon let out a long sigh, untied Zhang Meilan's acupoint, and asked her to put on her clothes and cook. After pulling Li Yihang out of the grain pile, inputting internal force into his body, and after traveling back and forth a few times, he found that in addition to the mixed yuan power in his body, there was another elusive true qi hovering in his body cavity, sometimes colliding with his internal force, shaking his palms and arms with faint pain, Gordon was taken aback, withdrew his palm, and wondered: "What's the matter, where did his true qi come from? Could it be that it was this true qi that made him go crazy?"

Gordon was helpless about his illness, and while he pondered after eating, Zhang Meilan washed Li Yihang's face, hair and body, like a virtuous wife.

On the second day, Gordon lost his internal strength again, Li Yihang suddenly screamed, and then shouted: "Oops!" Gordon was overjoyed, withdrew his palm and asked, "Have you woken up?" Li Yihang said: "What's the matter, what are you doing with me?" Seeing that he was back to normal, Gordon couldn't help but clap his hands, and said with a smile: "The old man is driving you away." ”

Asked why he suddenly passed out, Li Yihang said: "At that time, a true qi in the dantian rushed to my head, and my eyes were dark, and I didn't know anything. Asked him about the mysterious true qi in his body, Li Yihang shook his head and said, "Is there really such a true qi?

Gordon couldn't figure it out, so he didn't think about it, and said to Li Yihang: "The previous way of thinking was wrong, we have to change our thinking and direction and improve the method of practicing qi." Li Yihang nodded and said, "Yes, that road can't be taken." ”

After finding a new idea, Gordon let Li Yihang try it out, but after a while, Li Yihang fainted again, not only did he wake up after several days of madness, but he also had fatigue all over his body and had difficulty breathing. Gordon thought about it, but couldn't understand what the problem was, Zhang Meilan exclaimed: "Old man Gao, why is your hair all white?" Gordon glanced at her, ignored her, and looked up again to meditate.

In this way, Li Yihang was sometimes sober, sometimes crazy, crazy for a long time, awake for a short time, his body became worse and worse, and in the end he was dying, and his brain degenerated to the intelligence of a child of only six or seven years old.

Gordon didn't dare to practice again halfway through the eighth repetition, but he had clearly felt that the kung fu was progressing rapidly, and he thought: "Practice should go with the flow, now that you can't practice, you don't have to be reluctant, what are you worried about?"

On this day, Zhang Meilan couldn't wait for the antidote, so she asked Gordon for the antidote, Gordon took out a small porcelain bottle from his arms, opened it and poured out two red pills, took one to Zhang Meilan, put the other back in the bottle, and said: "Miss Zhang, this one is the final antidote, you don't need to eat it again after eating, but I will only give you one, you can distribute it slowly, haha!" Zhang Meilan hurriedly said: "Don't you still have it, give us that one too?" Gordon smiled: " I have a lot of antidote in my bottle, but I just give you one, but you can rest assured, the Hundred Poisons Piercing Pill will not attack immediately, and it can last for three months without taking the antidote, and the black line on the lower abdomen will reach the heart, and the intestines will begin to rot, and it will take more than ten days to die. After saying that, he laughed a few times, shook his body, and left the house. Zhang Meilan chased after her and shouted, "Boss Gao, Boss Gao." Chased out of the house, but Gordon's back had disappeared around the corner of the col.

Zhang Meilan took the antidote, stood stunned for a while, looked at Li Yihang who was sitting under the tree and playing with mud and sand, her heart was desolate and sour, a pair of beautiful eyes couldn't help but turn red, she walked to Li Yihang's side gently, and said softly: "Brother Yihang, come, take the antidote." Li Yihang ignored her, and picked up the mud and sand and leaked it from his fingers. Zhang Meilan said again: "Brother Yihang, take this medicine, I will accompany you to play with the mud and sand." Li Yihang raised his head and asked, "Will you really play with me in the mud and sand?" Zhang Meilan held back her tears and said, "Yes, I will play with you and play with you for a lifetime." Li Yihang took the pill and said, "Talking doesn't count is a puppy, come, let's pull Gougo." Zhang Meilan stretched out her little finger and hooked it with Li Yihang's little finger, Li Yihang shouted happily: "Okay, good!" Put the pill in her mouth and swallow it.

When Zhang Meilan saw him take the pill, she immediately relieved her heart and said, "Brother Yihang, let's live here for three months, and we won't go there, okay?" Li Yihang said: "Okay, let's live here for three months, and after three months, I will go back to our hometown in Jiangxi, and I will marry you as a daughter-in-law." When Zhang Meilan heard this, she couldn't bear it anymore, and tears immediately poured out like spring water, and drop by drop fell to the ground, moistening the dust. Li Yihangqi said: "Why are you crying, don't you want to be my little daughter-in-law?"

Zhang Meilan's tears fell even more, shook her head and nodded, and said, "No, no, I think, I think, I want to do it very much." Li Yihang asked: "Then why are you crying, you just don't want to cry." Zhang Meilan wiped away her tears and said, "I was so happy that I cried, so happy that I wanted to cry." After saying that, he stood up, ran into the house, and lay down on the edge of the bed and sobbed. The sorrow was so loud that the hearts of others were about to break.

After crying for a long time, Zhang Meilan felt more comfortable in her heart, turned around and prepared to boil water to cook, but saw a figure flashing at the door, it was the figure of Gordon, Zhang Meilan hurriedly chased the general out, and shouted: "Boss Gao, Boss Gao!" But the empty mountain is lonely, the old tree is faint, but there is still a figure there?

After Zhang Meilan cooked the meal, she called Li Yihang, who had climbed the tree to play, to come down to eat, and Li Yihang said: "It's too high, I don't dare to come down." Zhang Meilan couldn't help but be angry and funny, and said: "You are not afraid when you climb high, but you are afraid when you come down, really, you jump down, I will follow you." Li Yihang said: "You must catch me, otherwise I will fall to death, and you will become a little widow, and you will not be able to remarry." Zhang Meilan was amused by him and said, "Okay, if you fall to death, I will remarry immediately." ”

Li Yihang jumped down, Zhang Meilan greeted him and hugged him and landed gently, Li Yihang was held in her arms, stared at her, and said, "Sister Lan, you are so beautiful!" Zhang Meilan had already seen a pang on his face, and when he said this, he was even more ashamed that his neck was red. I wanted to put him down, but he refused, so he pretended to be angry and said, "I'm going to let go, and I'll throw you a dog and eat mud." “