120. A lonely man and a widow for a day and a night
Lin Ze smiled faintly, meaningfully: "Coincidentally, a good friend of mine once mentioned her favorite appetizer, which is exactly the same as the taste on your table, at that time I didn't believe that wine can be paired with candied fruit, but after trying it, I realized that it tasted wonderful." β
"Friend, the enemy is almost the same!hypocrisy!", Chu Lingxi complained silently in his heart, and continued to pretend to be stupid: "The friend mentioned by Shangxian is not the owner of the Bafang Restaurant or the shopkeeper. β
Lin Ze went straight to the point: "You are very similar to my friend. β
"Everyone has a nose and two eyes, a mouth and two legs, similarity is inevitable...", Chu Lingxi hurriedly calculated how to deal with it, and slapped the table suddenly, intending to deviate from the topic and turn the tide: "No wonder I think your name is familiar, they all say that I look like Liu Ya Shangxian, and her unlucky husband is called Lin Ze!"
The statement of "unlucky husband" is not very polite, but she didn't mention "cuckold husband" because it was very face-saving.
She poked at the man's most painful spot, and deliberately talked to death, hoping that Lin Ze could turn his face on the spot, lift the table and leave, and break up in two.
"It's not uncommon to have similar appearances, it's rare to have similar personalities, your personality is more like...", Lin Ze panted heavily, and the little hearts of several people present were all fluttering by him.
Suddenly, Mr. Storyteller's astonishment soundedβ
Ladies and gentlemen, what the old man said today is the first of the legends of the Four Realms, "The Yan History that the Demon Girl God of War and the Blue Faced Confidants Have to Say", the book continues from the above, the demon girl Chu Lingxi led 3,000 cavalry to defeat the 50,000 army of the Immortal Clan, and captured its main general Baili Yunfeng alive.
Baili Yunfeng is not an unknown person, but the young son of the White Tiger Clan, the immortal clan is deeply afraid that the noble son of the God Clan will die, and has sent three experienced ministers to the Chu family brother and sister army camp to lobby.
Just when the immortal clan was at a loss, Baili Jinyang Mao recommended himself, willing to go to the Chu camp alone and exchange his life for the head coach of Yunfeng.
He is the concubine of the White Tiger Clan, that is, the half-brother of Baili Yunfeng, who has been trained in the wind and frost of the battlefield since he was a child, and now he is one of the five tiger generals of the White Tiger Clan, and he was the captain of the forward battalion in the army at that time.
The immortals agreed to Baili Jinyang's request, in fact, they didn't report much hope, but it was just a helpless move of a dead horse to be a live horse doctor, but things in the world are often unpredictable.
The guest officials must have been curious about what kind of trick Jin Yang used, and listened to the old man slowly.
The demon goddess of war is famous for her uninhibited and uninhibited four worlds, she has always been greedy for beauty, and she especially loves fresh meat men in her youth, and she can't be interested in seeing the old gods in the fairy world, and a young and handsome young man like Jinyang is on her appetite.
Jin Yang was in the camp tent of the demon goddess of war for a whole day and night, lonely men and widows, dry firewood, what happened in the meantime...
Chu Lingxi was not angry, because the story is still reliable, only the part of "lonely men and widows living together for a day and night" is pure fiction, but her heart is as wide as the sea, which hero has nothing to criticize, which beauty has no scandals, and there are countless words that make up and slander her, if they all go to their hearts, they would have been angry to death a long time ago.
Lin Ze's face became more and more heavy, and he shook the wine glass fiercely and shot down the shocking wood.
At the same time, a willow-leaf knife flew from the direction of the gate, and it was inserted into the storyteller's bun impartially.
said that Cao Cao Cao arrived, it was better to be in time than to be in time, and the male protagonist of the scandal, Jin Yang, appeared at this time, and his domineering spirit leaked and almost took the life of Mr. Storyteller.
The two entourages behind him rushed to the stage, overturned the case and threatened: "If you dare to slander the prince of Jinyang again, I will send you to tell the Lord of Yama!"
Jin Yang clutched the storyteller's collar tightly and warned sharply: "Bring a word to your peers, all the words that slander Chu Lingxi are not allowed to be repeated, otherwise this son will let you bury her with her!"
"Brother, it's interesting!", Chu Lingxi raised his thumbs up in his heart and praised him: "Looking at your current style, you must be very popular in the White Tiger Clan army." β
Jin Yang was surprised to see Lin Ze drinking with the demons in this noisy and noisy place, but after seeing the appearance of the woman at the same table, he probably understood seven or eight points in his heart, and he was very aware of current affairs, so he didn't bother rashly, but just saluted from a distance.
"It's a small example, it's getting more and more chicken thieves", Chu Lingxi secretly said, guessing that Jin Yang would definitely inform the people in the fairy world of what he saw, and take the opportunity to give Lin Ze, who was unwilling to participate in the fairy and demon war, an extra black hat.
She couldn't help but sympathize with Lin Ze, it was not enough to have a green hat, but she also had to wear a black hat, and maybe she would be charged with colluding with the demons.
Lin Ze didn't care about anything else at all, his mind was all on her: "What are you thinking?"
Chu Lingxi was self-defeating: "I'm thinking... What happened that day and night, Jin Yang was so angry, thinking that his relationship with the demon girl God of War was extraordinary. β
Lin Ze's self-blackening rank is even higher: "I once spent three days and three nights with the demon goddess of war, do you want to hear this story?"
Shangxian Lin Ze, who was not smiling, broke the news of large-scale black history without warning, and Bai Cheng and An Haobai were both choked by the wine and coughed for a while.
Lin Ze deliberately showed the string of Zhu Yulan beads on his wrist when he poured the wine, looking at her suddenly round eyes, the smile on his lips deepened: "Do you know this bracelet?"
There is a saying that "jade is hung red, priceless", Zhu Yu is rare, and the jade material with bright color and delicate and warm texture is even rarer, and the magnolia pattern on it is carved by Chu Yunhao himself, which is the only one in the world.
"Didn't the bracelet fall into the Soul Valley, how could it fall into the hands of the Green Hat King?", Chu Lingxi was puzzled in his heart, but he couldn't admit it or ask.
When she was in the Ghost Cave Mansion, the demon girl did not change her path, and when she lay on Lin Ze's back, she still moved and patted around, and there was no idea of kissing men and women at all.
"There is a difference between men and women, please respect yourself!", the fairy world has strict etiquette, and Lin Ze is extremely uncomfortable with the behavior of demon girls.
"If I put more self-respect, wouldn't you be even more unable to carry it?", Chu Lingxi used humor to resolve the embarrassment, and sincerely expressed his gratitude: "The fortunate thing I met today is you, if I change to the White Tiger Clan Yunfeng, I am afraid that I would have already started to kill, but with his spell and IQ, it is more likely to be killed by me, I will definitely repay this kindness of yours, feel free to mention whatever you want, don't be polite." β
Lin Ze lowered his eyes and noticed the bead string on her wrist, and looked at it carefully for a moment: "Just tell me where you bought this bracelet from." β
Chu Lingxi was extremely generous: "This is my brother's birthday gift to me, the only one in the world, if you like it, I can give it to you." β