Chapter 5 Drunken Sex

Before the Golden Armor God General could exert his strength, he was interrupted by Mo Xiaoxian again.

"What's wrong again?" this time, the Golden Armor God General was completely furious.

Mo Xiaoxian replied with a hippie smile: "Shenjun is angry, I'm a person, I've always been timid, and I'm afraid of pain!"

The golden armor god said: "Don't worry, this god is quick with your hands and feet, you won't have much pain!"

"Of course I believe in the Divine Monarch's abilities, but can the Divine Monarch allow me to take a sip of wine to comfort my weak little heart?"

"This god will let you last this time, if you dare to be long-winded, this god will fill you with holes in a while!"

Mo Xiaoxian pretended to be scared and replied, "Don't dare, don't dare!" After speaking, he took out a purple green gourd about the size of a palm from his pocket.

"Bang!"

After Mo Xiaoxian pulled out the gourd stopper, a strange aroma of wine instantly spread, coupled with Mo Xiaoxian's intoxicated appearance, everyone couldn't help but want to taste it. The Golden Armor Divine General on the side also smelled the aroma of wine, and swallowed his saliva unconsciously.

"Would you like to take a bite of the Divine Monarch?" Mo Xiaoxian had already discovered the greedy statue of the Golden Armor Divine General, which was exactly what he wanted to see.

"Well, no, no!" Although he said so, his longing look betrayed it completely.

"Shenjun isn't afraid that there is something wrong with my wine, right? Then I'll take a sip first!" Mo Xiaoxian took a big sip.

This terrible golden armor god will be distressed, he is also a drunken lord, but he was sent to the Five Elements Mountain, a place where birds don't, to watch Sun Wukong, and he can't drink it if he wants to, these days he has already been starved to death, besides, the wine in Mo Xiaoxian's gourd knows that it is a first-class product just by smelling it.

"Shenjun, if you don't want to drink it, then I'll enjoy it myself!" Mo Xiaoxian deliberately used the agitation method.

"Eh, that, take people with short hands and eat people with short mouths, so let's do it, this god will not drink your wine in vain, and it will definitely make you happy on the road later, how about it?"

Seeing that the Golden Armor Divine General had already taken the bait, the corners of Mo Xiaoxian's mouth raised slightly, and said, "Oh! Then thank you Shenjun!" After that, he handed him the gourd in his hand.

The golden armor god took the gourd, without saying a word, raised his head and drank it, drank the wine in one go, and praised this wine as comparable to the elixir and jade liquid in the heavenly palace.

In fact, the wine that Mo Xiaoxian took out was called Mixian Drunk, which he had won from Lietu before, and he was distressed by Lietu at that time. In addition to the incomparably fragrant and pure taste, there is also a side effect of this drunken fairy is that if you take a sip, it will make people hallucinate, and the alcohol will trigger their innermost desires, fall into a maze, and can't stop. Therefore, this immortal drunk is not to be drunk casually, only the leaves with the cooing grass in their mouths will not be disturbed by the illusion. Before Mo Xiaoxian drank it, he had secretly put the leaves in his mouth.

"Brother Little Fairy, how long can he hold on?" Seeing that the Golden Armor God General drank the Immortal Drunkenness, the little ibis came to Mo Xiaoxian from his hiding place.

"It is estimated that it will only be a quarter of an hour at most!" It takes time for the Immortal Drunk to take effect, and it varies from person to person, and the Golden Armor God will be able to cultivate to a decent level, so Mo Xiaoxian judged that he should also be able to hold on for a while, but not too long.

After the Golden Armor God General drank the Immortal Drunkenness, he realized that something was wrong, but it was too late, and at this moment he could only use the mana of his whole body to resist the spread of alcohol, his face was red and white, and his head was groggy, and he would lose his guard at any time and fall into the illusion.

"Brother Xiaoxian, you seem to be wrong! It's been a quarter of an hour soon, why is he okay?" The two of them sat cross-legged on the ground, watching the Golden Armor God Struggling to support him.

The little ibis's words made Mo Xiaoxian feel very faceless, and after cursing, he got up from the ground, took out the ancient book, flipped through a page, and read: "The way of heaven has a law, the terrain is impermanent, and the water diversion technique is can!"

Under Mo Xiaoxian's strong guidance, the Golden Armor God rushed left and right from the Lost Immortal in his body, and soon broke through his defense.

I saw that the golden armor god general was holding a spear in one hand and an empty gourd in the other, and began to scratch his head and make a gesture, no, he was dancing, and his mouth was not idle, shouting: "The Three Realms are free, and I am the only one in the world! What kind of character is Lao Tzu, what are the three reckonings, what about the Four Emperors, and who is Rulai? I don't deserve to lift shoes for Lao Tzu! Hahaha!"

"Little ibis, look at his figure, tsk, it's almost time to catch up with you!" the two sat down on the ground again, eating the fruit while admiring the rare scene.

"Brother Xiaoxian, people's ambitions are higher than yours, you listen, Sanqing, Four Emperors, and Rulai are not worthy of lifting shoes for him, hehe!" The little ibis also quipped on the side.

"Cut, it's just wishful thinking, I'm not rare!"

After observing for a while, Mo Xiaoxian saw that the time was almost up, and after standing up with the little ibis, he said: "We have to slip away quickly, if the alcohol disappears and this guy comes to his senses, then the two of us will suffer!"

As soon as the two of them returned to the cave of the Qingmangshan Iron Tower, they heard a roar that resounded through the sky in the distance.

Tie Ta didn't know what Mo Xiaoxian and Little Ibis had done, and when he saw that they had just come back from outside, he casually asked, "Who is shouting, what's wrong?"

Mo Xiaoxian replied with a smile: "It's nothing, it's just that a sow was raped and in a bad mood, just vent, hehe!"

"Really?" Iron Tower obviously didn't believe Mo Xiaoxian's words.

"I don't believe you ask the ibis!"

The tower turned to look at the ibis, but the ibis just forced a smile and nodded vigorously.

"I don't know that you two have always been singing and harmonizing! Forget it, let me tell you something serious, Lao Cui came here just now, he asked me to tell you that in three days, Heavenly Court will send a Heavenly Supervisor to openly elect a new land god in Jiulong Pond, a hundred miles south of Chang'an City in the Nether Realm, Lao Cui asked you to go and give it a try!"

"Father-in-law of the land, why don't you go! How good it is to be in the mountains, free and easy!"

Tie Ta said: "Actually, I don't feel good either, but Lao Cui said that the most important thing for you now is to find a way to restore the immortal book, otherwise you don't expect to rebuild Sanssouci Mountain!"

After thinking about it, Mo Xiaoxian still couldn't make up his mind.

"Little ibis, what do you have any suggestions?"

"As long as the ibis can be with the little fairy, she can go anywhere!

After asking as if he didn't ask, Tie Ta persuaded on the side: "Otherwise, you will listen to Lao Cui!" You have been wandering around the Five Elements Mountain for so long, and you have not found nothing, and when you have recovered your immortal status, you will have the opportunity to participate in the Ten Thousand Immortals Festival held by the Heavenly Court in two years, and then all the great gods will participate, can't you find a way to ask for help?"

"Little Ibis, tomorrow we will set off for Jiulong Pond! With the strength of the young master, the position of the land god is not yet easy to capture!" After weighing it repeatedly, Mo Xiaoxian finally made a decision.