Chapter 52 Teacher Tian who wants to cry without tears
There are only three kinds of students that teachers can remember, scumbags, school bully, and the most naughty and headache-inducing "school bastard"!
Shen Zhe alone accounted for two.
On the teacher's side, he is already a celebrity.
Before he came, Teacher Tian was seriously explained by other teachers, this class is not easy to bring, there is a scumbag named Shen Zhe, he must teach a good lesson, I thought that this so-called penultimate first, he must not learn anything, he will not know anything, I didn't expect it, it is the "Xueba" who tames the spirit beast in front of me, the gap is too big......
With an embarrassed face, he waved his hand: "Others are out of class!Shen Zhe, come with me to the office!"
Shen Zhe stood up.
An hour's sleep, although shorter, has also recovered most of my strength, and I am not so tired.
As soon as they left, the classroom immediately exploded, and everyone was confused, what happened, so that Teacher Tian was condescending, and Qi Shushu focused his eyes on this new student.
"Jiu'er, what the hell happened just now?" Ling Xueru came to him.
"I don't know!" Xiao Yurou shook her head.
I spend a lot of time alone, I don't like to meddle in things, I just like to be quiet.
and Ling Xueru's character, diametrically opposed.
Frowning, this nosy squad leader came to Shen Zhe's place and sat down, and lowered his voice: "I think...... Something has been wrong with you lately, you have to be careful, you must tell me something!"
In just four days, he has been called to the office by three teachers, what is this Shen Zhe doing?
Xiao Yurou looked at it and smiled faintly: "You like him?"
"I, I...... How could I like him......" jumped like an electric shock, Ling Xueru waved her hand again and again: "I just, just care about my classmates, because...... I'm the class leader!"
The corners of his mouth curled, and Xiao Yu opened like a flower: "The stool you sat on, he sat on fifty-two seconds ago, and the book you touched was slept on by him for three minutes and twenty-seven seconds, and there was saliva left on it......"
"I ......"
Hurriedly stood up, Ling Xueru's face was blushing, and she wanted to get rid of it, but she didn't know what to do.
Without further ado, Xiao Yurou continued to read.
Although she had studied these books when she was six or seven years old and remembered them deeply, she still had a special charm when she read them in the classroom at the moment.
......
Teacher Tian is a big office, and there are seats for several teachers, but it seems that they all went to class and did not come back.
As soon as Shen Zhe came in, Teacher Tian looked at him with blazing eyes: "Can you ...... Yueqing Fox show me?"
"Yes!"
Seeing that the other party knew about it, Shen Zhe knew that there was no need to disguise, so he casually took the moon blue fox out of his arms and threw it on the table.
Smack!
The latter was stunned.
Followed by......
Syllable!
slapped it over, and the moon blue fox staggered.
"Don't sleep, the teacher wants to see your ......"
“......”
Teacher Tian's face shook.
Doesn't taming animals need to be moved?
Isn......'t it shh
Throw it out and slap it......
Is that okay too?
This fox can't be a masochist!
"Squeak!"
The moon blue fox, who was completely asleep, stood up and looked at Teacher Tian in front of him with a hostile expression.
"It's ...... Why are there so many injuries?"
Ignoring these and taking a closer look, Mr. Tian's fists tightened, and he looked like he suddenly realized: "Could it be ...... Is it because it was wounded, and you saved it, that you were moved to surrender?"
The grace of saving lives should be reciprocated by the spring.
Especially the spirit beast, pay more attention to kindness, maybe this student got such an opportunity to succeed in one fell swoop.
"Oh, I hit it...... Because it pretends to be dead,......," Shen Zhe replied.
“......”
His mind couldn't turn, and Mr. Tian was extremely congested, and looked at it carefully: "That...... What the hell did you do to move it?"
"Just keep beating it! Beat it, beat it, it's good......"
After thinking about it, Shen Zhe said.
The matter of the spiritual fluid, let's not talk about it for the time being, there is only one step missing, it should not be considered a lie.
"......" Teacher Tian.
After asking for a while, I saw that this person couldn't say anything, anyway, it was a beating, and there was no theory of taming the beast at all...... Teacher Tian felt so tired, waved his hand, and asked him to go back to the class, then stood up, came to the other door of the office, and gently opened it.
An inner chamber appears in front of you.
There was a cage inside, and a brute beast that looked like a monkey was lying in it.
In front of the brute beast, peaches, bananas, meat, ...... All kinds of delicious and fun are put on the table, and there are even a lot of medicinal liquids that cost a lot of money.
It's a pity that the other party just didn't appreciate it, but looked at it indifferently, as if looking at the enemy.
This spirit monkey has been caught for more than three months, all kinds of good things, all his salary, and foreign debts, but it has no effect at all!
"No...... Try to beat?"
Thinking of this scumbag, who was able to successfully tame the moon green fox, he gritted his teeth, and Teacher Tian couldn't help it anymore.
Bang bang bang!
A flurry of punches and kicks.
"Squeak!"
Seeing that this human who had always been pleasing to it dared to beat it, he roared angrily and hit his head on the iron pillar.
Smack!
Stop breathing.
", ruthless!"
Teacher Tian burst into tears.
It's not that ...... Beat it, can you make it move?
What's going on?
Could it be that a monkey can't do it, and you have to be a fox?
......
Back in the classroom, the second lesson has begun.
Xiao Yurou looked at it curiously: "That moon green fox, is it really tamed by you?"
Shen Zhe nodded.
This tablemate, who also saw it just now, also has nothing to hide.
"The moon blue fox, living in the gloomy forest of the Thorn Mountains, wants to attract it, you need to use the delicate guinea fowl as bait. It takes at least one day and one night to get here from the academy to the fastest horse and take the official road. Plus lure, capture, and evade other brute beasts...... It's hard to do without two or three days of effort!"
Xiao Yurou looked at it curiously: "The school uniform on your body has the smell of grass and trees, and the smell is similar to the unique plants of the Thorn Mountains." Moreover, the soil on the body is pale yellow, and within a radius of 1,000 miles, only the mud mineral soil suitable for plant growth in the gloomy forest and sea is in line with it. During class, I was very tired and obviously hadn't slept for a long time...... I just asked someone else, and I came to class the day before yesterday. Could it be ...... The afternoon before yesterday, plus yesterday's rest, a day and a half, plus two nights of hard work, this guy was arrested and tamed?"
With a frowning of his eyebrows, Shen Zhe turned his head and looked at the new tablemate officially.
Judging by the smell of his body, the color of the earth, so much was judged......
Where did it come from?
This eyesight ...... It seems to be much more terrifying than the squad leader.
The girl in the eyes is weak, her face is yellow, and she looks like she will fall down at any time, but her bright eyes penetrate the heart, giving people an illusion that cannot be concealed or concealed.
"My name is Xiao Jiu'er......" Seeing him, Xiao Yurou smiled and stretched out her palm again.
In the last class, I introduced myself once, but the person in front of me obviously didn't care and dealt with it casually.
"My name is Shen Zhe...... Last semester's grades, the first from the bottom!"
Looking at the new tablemate in front of him, Shen Zhe stretched out his palm and shook it.
The other party's palms are cold.
"Not only do I know this, but I also know that you have to do good things all the time!" Xiao Yurou nodded.
Shen Zhe frowned.
"Wang Qing, the tablemate before you, just told me a lot......" Xiao Yurou smiled slightly.
When I turned my head to look, I saw this old tablemate, who looked at him with a smug face, and his eyebrows trembled, making a provocative expression.
“......”
Too lazy to pay attention to the other party, Shen Zhe didn't want to say more, and continued to lie on the table.
"The blood of the green fox is a very scarce medicinal material, which is very beneficial to the meridians, since this green fox has been tamed by you, can I borrow a few drops of blood from you......?"
The table mate looked at it with a serious face.
Xiao Yurou was congenitally weak, many drugs could not be used, and only a few could be used, and the blood of the moon blue fox was in it.
Even if it is royalty, it is not easy to find.
"Remuneration?"
Shen Zhe shook his head: "I don't want to be rewarded, I just want gold, silver and tobacco...... Do you have one?"
Xiao Yurou was stunned for a moment, and then nodded: "Yes!"
(Asking for a recommendation ticket on Monday, it's very important, it's very important! Important things are said three times, how heavy is it? It's heavier than Lao Ya!)