Chapter 61: Teasing

In the middle of the city, Qi Chu and the two were silent, and Tianyin Shenshu was also a person in the middle of the three evils and two righteousness?

I only listened to Tianyin Shenshu and said slowly: "My skills came from the Divine Court faction, but because the teacher made a big mistake, I was imprisoned by the Divine Court for life. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 infoOriginally, I was also going to be implicated, but because I usually have a very good relationship, many brothers and sisters interceded for me to avoid death. However, he was still expelled from the division, but he didn't expect to become famous in the rivers and lakes. ”

Qi Chu said: "Has the Divine Court also reappeared in the rivers and lakes this time?"

Tianyin Shen calculated: "So far, I haven't seen anyone from the same sect back then, but I think that I have been away from the sect for nearly fifty years, and the senior brothers of the past are now either elders or protectors, and they will not easily enter and leave the rivers and lakes. I don't know the younger generation. ”

Qi Chu said: "When the seniors were in the Divine Court in their early years, did they hear about any secrets in the sect?"

Tianyin God calculated: "I have never heard of it, but the relationship between these three evils and the two good is intricate, interdependent, and mutually contained. So as soon as the charm comes out, I think the other four factions will also be dispatched, and the world will be chaotic. ”

Xu Jinyu said: "What can we do now?"

Tianyin God calculated: "I think there should be someone behind the ghost mirage who instructed, as long as the person behind the scenes is found, presumably this matter will soon surface." But the strength of the people behind this curtain is not something we can imagine, so this time you go to the ghost mirage, you must be careful. ”

Qi Chu was shocked, he visited Tianyin Shenshu today just to let him test the danger of going to the ghost market mirage, and he didn't wait for him to speak. Tianyin Shensuan already knows his intentions, and he really deserves to be a god!

"Senior, can you give me a hexagram and see how this trip goes?" Qi Chu asked

Tianyin God calculated: "You tell me the eight characters of your birthday." ”

Qi Chu said: "I was originally picked up by my teacher, and even my birthday is the day I chose, where do I know my eight characters." ”

Tianyin God calculated: "It seems that your fate is not calculated. ”

Qi Chu said: "I don't understand what my predecessor said. ”

Tianyin Shensuan said with a smile: "The old man has seen countless people's lives, even if he doesn't know the eight characters of birth, he can guess eight or nine times out of ten just by looking at his face." But ever since I saw you that day, I knew that I could not see your fate. Your life is in your own hands. ”

Qi Chu seemed to have an understanding, and pondered the words of the Tianyin Divine Calculation repeatedly. I heard him say again: "If you go to the ghost market and mirage, don't kill as a last resort, and use your wisdom and heart to experience what you see and hear in order to gain something." ”

"The juniors wrote it down. Qi Chu said

Xu Jinyu said: "Won't the seniors go with us this time?"

Tianyin God calculated: "I want to go back and see my old friends, and Ziyu will be taken care of by you." ”

Qi Chu said: "Senior, don't worry, we will leave secretly tonight and not take her to that dangerous place." ”

Tianyin Shenshu smiled silently, the clouds receded, and the sky gradually became brighter.

Lan Ting and Yang Yixiao walked in the market, and the sky finally cleared up after a cloudy morning.

Yang Yixiao sighed and said, "Master doesn't say anything for us to buy, and he doesn't even tell us where to sell things, how can I buy this?"

Lan Ting said: "Haven't you heard that the streamer boy is unreasonable?"

Yang Yixiao said: "Even if you are unreasonable, you can't be so unreasonable." ”

Lan Ting smiled: "This is the master's cleverness, but maybe, probably, maybe he doesn't know what to buy." ”

"Uh, no, isn't that a trick on us?" Yang Yixiao said

"Let's not guess, didn't Master say to walk along this street all the way, and if you don't see what you want to buy at the end, you should go back to Jinxiufang? Lan Ting said

Lan Ting's clever tongue is like a spring, Yang Yixiao was already silent, and it was quite interesting to listen to Lan Ting talk about this and that along the way. In addition, Lan Ting had nothing to make a joke about, although he didn't know what to buy, but he didn't feel the road.

The two were talking and laughing, and suddenly saw that the alley in front of them was crowded with people.

Yang Yixiao said: "Could it be that something is going on in front of you?"

Lan Ting said, "Let's go over and take a look." ”

The two walked over and saw that everyone was blocked in the alley, and it was simply impassable. Lan Ting pulled a little brother over and asked, "What are you doing?"

The little brother said: "Buy baked cakes!"

Suddenly, I heard an eldest sister in front of me turn around and say, "If you don't understand, don't talk nonsense, it's called a finger cake, it's not a baked cake!" After speaking, he turned his head and squeezed forward again.

"Can you eat the bread you grasp?" Yang Yixiao muttered to himself

"Don't you know if you buy one?" Lan Ting laughed

The little brother said, "Buy one that doesn't sell." ”

"How many do you want to buy?" asked Yang Yixiao

The little brother stretched out a finger and shook it in front of the two of them, and Lan Ting said, "Buy ten?"

The little brother shook his head and shook his fingers again, Yang Yixiao opened his mouth wide and said, "You won't want to buy a hundred, right?"

The little brother shook his head calmly and shook his fingers again.

Lan Ting was so surprised that she almost dropped her eyeballs, and said, "Buy a thousand?"

The little brother gave him a blank look, "I'm here to let you see if I have corns on my fingers!"

"I think you look like corns!" the two said in unison, speaking a little louder, startling the little brother.

"If you don't show it, you won't see it, what are you doing so loudly, really!" The little brother turned around unhappily and lined up.

"Do we really want to buy one?" Yang Yixiao said

"The goods sold in this market are all in tatters, and we are about to leave the city, so we can't go back empty-handed!" Lan Ting said

Yang Yixiao said: "But with such a long line, when will it be queued!"

"Look at me!" Lan Ting smiled meaningfully, then took a deep breath and shouted, "Beauty, why did you run out naked!"

He went out in this voice, and everyone in front of him quickly turned around and asked, "Where is the beauty?"

Lan Ting pointed out of the alley, "Go over there, go and see, you're in great shape!"

Then he whispered in Yang Yixiao's ear: "Stand up, don't be squeezed out......"

Before the word "go" was spoken, the people in the alley ran out desperately, but fortunately, Lan Ting reminded him that Yang Yixiao would have been squeezed out.

Looking at the empty alley, Lan Ting said, "How about it, senior brother is amazing!"

"It's not good!"

Lan Ting said proudly: "It's okay, anyway, they don't know that there are no naked beauties." ”

"How do you know they don't?" Yang Yixiao said with an ugly face

"By the time they found out, we had all finished buying the bread and left. Lan Ting laughed

Yang Yixiao stretched out a finger and pointed at Lan Ting.

"What, you also want to see if there are any corns?" Lan Ting said uncertainly

Yang Yixiao pointed again, "There are no corns!" Lan Ting posted it and looked at it carefully.

"Look back. Yang Yixiao squeezed out three words from between his teeth.

"What's the matter? Are there really naked beauties?" Lan Ting turned around, "My mom, why didn't you chase the naked beauties?"

The people who were deceived by him yelled and chased after him, and Lan Ting didn't look back and said to Yang Yixiao: "You go first in a while, and I'll cut it off!"

"There's a dead end ahead!" Yang Yixiao said depressedly

Lan Ting searched quickly, "Run to the house that sells cakes!"

The two jumped and wanted to crash open the door, but who knew that just as their bodies were about to touch the door, the closed door actually opened.

"Hold your head, don't break it. Lan Ting reminded that he thought that as soon as the door opened, the two of them would definitely have a dog to eat, and he was ready to fall on his heels. Who knows, not only did he not fall on his heels, but he also seemed to have hit the cotton.

The two looked up and saw a behemoth standing at the door, and when they looked closely, it turned out to be a person, and it was a woman. The woman was seven feet tall and should weigh three or four hundred pounds, and the whole person actually blocked the door tightly. The two of them happened to bump into her stomach, Lan Ting touched her head and whispered, "Why is her belly the same as cotton." ”

I only heard the fat woman say: "You two disturb the young lady to take a bath, let me in, and I'll clean you up later!" Saying that, he grabbed the two of them with both hands, and Yang Yixiao's martial arts were above Lan Ting and wanted to resist. But looking at the big hand grabbing it, he couldn't dodge, and he couldn't attack, so he said in his heart: This fat woman can also do martial arts? Seeing that Lan Ting had already been pulled out of her collar by the fat woman and lifted in the air, she gave up the struggle.

The two of them were lifted in the air on the left and right, which was very funny. The pursuers quickly stopped when they saw the fat woman appear, and they seemed to be quite afraid of her.

One of them said, "Little beautiful girl, when will Miss Fan open today, we have been queuing up all morning." ”

Lan Ting said in his heart: Xiaomei, this fat woman like a pig is not small anywhere, and she can't be associated with beauty anywhere. Speaking of beauty, it's still my family's soul. Thinking of my sweetheart, although I was caught up in the air, my heart was beautiful.

The fat woman Xiaomei said angrily: "Miss said, it's not open today!" After speaking, she threw Lan Ting and the others into the yard, and closed the door with a "bang", no matter how the outside reacted.

Lan Ting rubbed her waist and stood up, "Little beautiful girl, what do you want to do? I'm a famous flower! But my junior brother is still single!"

"Senior brother, ...... you" Yang Yixiao was speechless for Lan Ting betraying herself.

"It's as thin as a bamboo pole, let me like you to dream!" Xiaomei said disgustedly.

Lan Ting finally breathed a sigh of relief, and said in her heart: It's good that she doesn't like handsome people, otherwise if she is forced, I will be sorry for Sheling.

Suddenly, someone in the room behind me said, "Xiaomei, are there any guests coming?"

"Miss, it's two tricksters!" Xiaomei glanced at Lan Ting and the others, eager to eat them.

"Bring them in!" the voice sounded again, and Lan Ting felt that the man's speech was as melodious as singing.

Xiaomei led the two into the house, which had two halls, the front and back, separated by a translucent curtain.

Lan Ting saw a woman sitting in the back hall, but she couldn't see what she looked like.

Yang Yixiao walked to the curtain and bowed: "Our senior brothers have no intention of offending, and we ask Miss Fan to forgive me." ”

Lan Ting also stepped forward, but he didn't speak, carefully observing Miss Fan's reaction behind the curtain. He was born in the market, and he has been smart and changeable since he was a child, and he has always seen tricks.

Yang Yixiao saw that Miss Fan didn't speak, and said, "I'm really sorry to disturb Miss Fan." ”

Suddenly, Xiaomei next to her said angrily: "It's not a disturbance, it's just a fright!"

"Where does this begin?" asked Lanting

Xiaomei said: "My young lady bathes and changes clothes at this time every day, and then makes cakes with noodles. Who knew that you were taking a bath, but you shouted, 'Beauty, why did you run out naked!', and my young lady thought that a thief had sneaked into the bathroom and peeked at her in the bath, and you said that this was not a fright!"

Lan Ting smiled: "So that's the case, I didn't expect us to really have a relationship with Miss Fan." I can even think of taking a bath together. After listening to the curtain, Miss Fan coughed lightly, and found that her face seemed to be flushed through the curtain, knowing that this woman couldn't stand the joke, she should be simple-hearted, and it seemed that she would not embarrass herself and Yang Yixiao. At the moment, I put my mind at ease, and only listened to Miss Fan ask: "Since you are senior brothers, what school and sect do you follow?"

Lan Ting said proudly: "We are disciples of Linglang Pavilion. He didn't leave Miss Fan from the moment he entered the house, and found that as soon as he found the three words Linglang Pavilion, Miss Fan's body couldn't help but be shocked.

"Is it the Linglang Pavilion on Changbai Mountain?" Miss Fan stood up and almost stepped in front of the curtain.

"That's right, it's Changbai Mountain. Lan Ting laughed

Yang Yixiao saw that the curtain was lifted by Miss Fan, and the sudden appearance of the woman surprised the two, because she was so beautiful!